Damn

StonedTime
StonedTime

having to lie to a convenience store cashier as to why I'm buying 6 tall cans of beer at 6am
"hurr durr hurr..... uhhh... a p-party with a friend. I'm just coming back from another party"
can't just buy liquor in peace without the judgement

Damn. I can't wait till robots take over all corner store cashier jobs.

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DeathDog
DeathDog

Or you could just tell them that you're hungover as fuck and need a drink, who gives a fuck what some random cashier thinks.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

You're seeing yourself through their eyes. They don't see you. They don't judge you. You're judging yourself.

If you don't like what you see then do something about it.

And while you're at it ask the clerk how he gets out the store without breaking all the bottles.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Trying to explain to a fucking cashier why you are buying some beer, holy shit the autism ... first he wont give a flying fuck and second this makes it all ten times as cringy and damningly obvious as just buying the beer without giving a damn.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Boat trip
Easy go to excuse. Otherwise just say "not everyone works 9-5". Some people work overnights and want a beer when they get out...I can't judge those night nurses who want a night cap after a 14 hour shift.

Spamalot
Spamalot

it's another alcoholic blogpost
This shit is seriously worse than Jiroposting. You people even have your own containment general.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Boat Trip
Live in Mongolia.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Then just tell them you are just horsing around

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

now fuck off

Firespawn
Firespawn

Just tell him to mind his own business and do his job

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I work night shift, my pm is your am

Illusionz
Illusionz

I stopped caring a good long while ago

girlDog
girlDog

Stay in your thread, alcoholic. Or, better, all of you move to /r9k/ and join the other whiny losers.

Bidwell
Bidwell

um, just say you just got off of working a night shift

hairygrape
hairygrape

didn't pretend you are a foreigner

Just say Sorry no English in heavy accents

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Damn. I can't wait till robots take over all corner store cashier jobs.
2043, robots have taken over cashier jobs and indeed the world
buying a handle of cheap vodka at 9:30 in the morning, just like the one I bought from the same store just over 12 hours ago
fucking robot doesn't sleep so it's the same god damn one from 12 hours ago
user, why do you buy so much vodka
h-heh I'm just a party animal, besides, the last bottle got drank by naked girls and I didn't get any!
robots eyes zoom in on me, silently discerning my bloodshot eyes and all other visual cues that am hungover as fuck
robots chemical receptor detects the stench of alcohol and rotten sweat
give the robot my bitcoins and leave in utter shame

FastChef
FastChef

I don't even respond when the drones try to make comments on what I'm buying. I just look at them like they just earned themselves a spot on my hit list (I look like a serial killer so this is very effective).

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I think people are scared of me when really they're just concerned that someone this autistic is allowed outside without supervision

w8t4u
w8t4u

inb4 someone posts the rule34 of this pic

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

word

Nojokur
Nojokur

Most people drink. It's like getting upset at a milk thread. Calm the fuck down bitch tits.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Keep thinking that. There are plenty of weird fuckers who will actually hurt you if you act like an asshole.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I laughed

TechHater
TechHater

cashiers giving a shit about what you're buying
Does this happen? When I was a cashier as a teen it's the old people customers that try to make conversation, everyone else just wants to leave as fast as possible

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

If the thread was about a specific kind of alcohol OP enjoyed that'd be fine, but it's just another faggy le depressed alcoholic post. Suck my dick retard.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

But what was the writing that's been photoshopped out on the 3 guys in the background?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

leddit.com
Just fucking off yourself.

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Start going to an asian store they don't question anything that pays

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Here they aren't allowed to sell beer between 2am and 9am. I really hate that fucking law.

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