What's Veeky Forums having for breakfast? For me, it's the best

What's Veeky Forums having for breakfast? For me, it's the best.

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Fucking hate that I can't get that shit over in the east coast

I hope you and your family die a most horrific and painful death.

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that looks really good but half the potatoes there is more than enough to keep you filled up

LE EPIC FLAVOR HOT SAUCE THATS ACTUALLY NOT HOT AT ALL!

not to mention a whole fucking avocado

Yeah, a half would be fine, but a whole avocado isnt as bad as a huge thing of potatoes

i just think an avocado is very filling since it is a lot of fat. i cant imagine eating a whole one. next to eggs potatoes and scrapple.

Just eat a stick of butter soaked in organic green food coloring.

The 'vark on eggs and toast? I'll need to try that. I've personally always been a Sriracha kind of guy, until the wife's husband introduced it to me at last week's cookout - consider me converted!

A tip for all the 'vark newcomers out there:

Buy. more. than. one. bottle.

I wish I did. This sauce is fucking delicious - the heat is almost addicting. The flavor is better than I expected, even after reading the rave reviews!

I've had it on nachos, chicken breast, asparagus. I'm halfway through the bottle and I've only had it for a day. Next up - wings!

I'll update with a picture of said wings once executed. I know I'm not the only one in love with this sauce, and I need to share my love with the world!

You can buy it online you dumbass.

>the wife's husband
Wait... isn't that you?

he gotchu good friendo

i had oat bran w/ honey,banana, PB, and a slice of cinnamon toast.

Pain au chocolat with chocolat and milk

Tried a turkey egg for the first time. It tasted like an egg. Also not pictured 1/2 avocado and glass of goat milk

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if u wake up at 1pm does lunch become breakfast?

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quinoa looks quite dry

That all seems nice. You have a little farm or something? Looks fresh af.

If you are a twink maybe

That ring is way too small for your finger you fuck

I had leftover jap curry, and an English muffin with half an avocado smashed on it. Salt and pepper. If I had aardvark around, I probably would've put some of that shit on there too.

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Its clearly couscous you absolute fool

no it's quinoa

it tasted fine, maybe it looks dry cause I pressed it down with the spatula

>he doesn't know about sister husbands

Coffee.