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lmao that's not even close to 2800 worth of "wagyu." there is even white fat in there lmfao scam.

nippon magic ;)

>Almost $20 an ounce.
Lel, why are people so retarded?

he turns the fuck around and walks out the fucking back door

THERE

WITHOUT

BREAKING

Pipes under sand

how does he break out of there without getting the eggs?

THE

EGGS

EGGcellent posts.

hope y'all ready for some hot new takes on food and cooking

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I want to strangle food hipsters, why can't people make something delicious without being a fag about it?

That beef is horribly undercooked

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Cute

>takes out box of dried pasta
stopped watching

Stop it, you are only allowed to post cute animals.

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best post in this thread

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but cats are -gay-

>metal utensils in a non-stick pan

Also what's te deal with placing the egg on the cutting board like that? Why would you do that?

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authentic carbonara has no garlic

then I don't like authentic carbonara

are you retarded? carbonara is made with dried pasta, like most italian pasta dishes

Kek

No u dog

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Later on he was hired by Tasty.

Dog detected.

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Japs will pay insane price for genuine Kobe beef.

Imagine if that dog did that to Ceaser Milan. He'd get punched square in the nose

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that s a lot of nom nom

it's ok, the squid's only sleeping

Its like Elf.

...

>Kuvee filed for bankruptcy
What am I supposed to do for wine now?

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How completely out-of-touch are Silicon Valley investors?

Cute.

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>Thick strands of ground beef meat
>Clearly not even seasoned, mixed, packed, or shaped
>He just fucking grabbed a handful and plopped it into the pan
>"Look how juicy that is!"
>Audible slurping noises
>Bloody and sopping wet
>"I like my burgers medium rare!!"
>That fucking RING

So,,, wat did it do?

Did it keep the wine chilled?

E G G
G
G

>he thinks dried pasta as an inferior alternative to fresh pasta
Barilla is just mediocre tho, and only ok if you can't find anything better

>pre-cooked steaks
>dipping sauces
what a fucking waste

I don't think Africans have access to all of these ingredients and spices unless they're vastly rich and in America/Europe

>tfw africans manage to WE WUZ indian food
Looks pretty good tho tbqh

Shhh, youll upset the retarded bongs

Wakanda is the most advanced nation in the world.

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>let's pour half of my spice cabinet in the pan, it's gonna taste awesome
fucking ethnic food

So fucking disgusting.

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I got pulled aside for a an extra bag search in the airport security line because apparently these giant gummy worms look suspicious on the x-ray machine. The TSA agent unzipped my bag and immediately pulled the worm out, looked at me, and sternly asked "Sir, what is this?". I replied quickly that it was in fact just a large gummy worm, and she glared at me, did a double take on the worm and my face, put it back and said "OK you're free to go."

I love messing with TSA. Last time I flew I had a lunchbox in my suitcase which likely triggered an extra search. The TSA negro was cool until he pulled out the horse dildo that was in there. Then suddenly he's making this face.

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why do I open this board when I can barely afford to feed myself

how many degrees?

celsius or fahrenheit?

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Yes

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how?

how does he get out of there?

This one's neat. I like recipes from fiction. I un-ironically own both the Redwall and Game of Thrones cookbooks.

>Redwall
My nigg...
>Game of Thrones
I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

Slightly off topic, but I only JUST learned that allspice is the name of a berry. I thought allspice was some kind of mix or something.

There aren't many medieval cookbooks. I take what I can get. [spoiler]I'd love to open a bakery stall at King Richard's fair one year.[/spoiler]

Hot Pie opened his own bakery to make shit from the show.

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I see you've been video taping my brother

lol and now it's all freakin cold when they get to eat what a waste

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>Recipe for an isolationist African nation that trade with no one
>none of the ingredients are native to Africa (except the beef broth and salt)
Really make me think

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this is gross
this is worse

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>haha dude white people can't season am I right
>pours your seasoning cabinet into your food
>that'll show da whitey how to cook

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>Crashes this housing market...
[spoiler]>With no survivors[/spoiler]

An interesting video, but I notice that egress from that stall would be impossible unless one were willing to incur irreversible damage to the ingredients.

This looks like Indian food; most of the ingredients don't seem to be native for Africa.

Looks good tho. But then again, so are most things braised.

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this is horrific

Good to see she's eating healthy now

Allow me to dump my avocado folder then.

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