That one guy who demands the group gets a cheese pizza and then eats slices of...

happy_sad
happy_sad

That one guy who demands the group gets a cheese pizza and then eats slices of the pizzas with toppings

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cum2soon
cum2soon

I do this btw.

idontknow
idontknow

Why what the fuck is your problem?

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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

That one guy who demands you order pizza for the group and says he'll pay you back but never does

Snarelure
Snarelure

literally hitler

SniperWish
SniperWish

propose we get a cheese pizza
iidea gets shot down
eat the pizza the group decided to order like a normal human being

???

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

this is when multiple pizzas are ordered and the person who demands one of them is plain cheese eats the other pizza

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I dont eat meat so get veggie or cheese pizza and my fucking dad has for the last decade pulled that

im gonna HAVE to try a slice of that!

Now I only order jalepeno and anchovy so nobody fucking touches it.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I always ask for a quarter of the pizza to be cheese, because it's a decent break from flavortown.
Pretty based combination desu fampai.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

That isn't the situation being discussed here bro that's completely reasonable and expected if your choice got vetoed you still gotta eat

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Classy individual

viagrandad
viagrandad

What if I was that guy that ask for Cheese Pizza and only ate Cheese Pizza?

w8t4u
w8t4u

no problem here.
still a faggot for eating plain cheese tough

Evilember
Evilember

holy shit that looks good
I can't have gluten anymore because apparently I'm a giant faggot
Also, fuck off with your cauliflower crust bullshit, I hope you fucking die in a fucking fire.
Thanks for listening.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Use chicken crust.

JunkTop
JunkTop

cheese pizza
Umm, mods?!

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

dont

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

But it comes out so great.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

youtube.com/watch?v=u5AZhjhbxf8

JunkTop
JunkTop

That one guy who demands the group gets a cheese pizza and then eats slices of the pizzas with toppings

This is still better than:

The group of people who decide on multiple different pizzas with different toppings and one cheese pizza.
The cheese pizza actually gets eaten, but barely half of the other pizzas get eaten.

Everybody loves cheese pizza.
You get a fucking plain cheese pizza because everybody will ACTUALLY eat it- everybody always asks for specific or combo shit and then nobody actually eats it.

Supergrass
Supergrass

That one pizza who demands the group gets a cheesy guy and then eats slices of the guys with toppings

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I can't stand plain cheese pizza. It's like eating cake without frosting. You have to have the palate of a child to enjoy a pizza without any toppings.

girlDog
girlDog

It's easier to get a cheese over leaving it up to a group to decide sometimes, especially if there is a deal like "BOGO", "get 2 for 5.99", "buy one get one 50% off", or 2 for XX. Seriously will just do that over listening to people go back and forth for a stupidly long time when everyone could just do 1 or 2 of the topping'ed pizza slices and 1 or 2 of the cheese.

You have to be a child to throw a tantrum like that, if you are throwing in for an equal share of the total order sure, otherwise shut up

askme
askme

Cheese is the only way to eat a traditional american pizza.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

payday friday
decide I wanna go get pizza
pizza place down the street has 6 or 7 dollar pizza's ready to go
about as cheap and easier to just pick up a medium and roll than it is for slices
1 topping, usually just get pepperoni sometimes other stuff but usually keep it simple
take about 4-5 slices since they are kinda small, about a 1/3rd to 1/2 of the pizza
leave the rest out for some coworkers

"wow user, pepperoni? trying to give us heartburn?"
"oh this topping again? bleh"
"user next time you get pizza get X instead of Y so it's edible"
"whoa peppers? user you trying to melt the toilet tonight? LOL!"
get extra cheese one time
no complaints

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

cheese pizza

as if every other pizza doesn't have cheese

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I think half the reason I love spicy shit is because is faggot-proofs a lot of niggers like your dad from eating my shit

happy_sad
happy_sad

Nobody here has friends, and if they do they don't be a bitch about ordering food together. Last time I was at a pizza place with other people who suggested sharing I said I already knew what I wanted and when I said anchovies are non-negotiable nobody gave me shit for getting my own pizza.

King_Martha
King_Martha

t. no friends

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Group decide to all get personal pizza.
they all get those deluxe seafood steak etc. Topping
"what you getting user ?"
dont want to spend too much on overpriced pizza.
"oh I'll just get a pepperoni"

I hate hanging out with ppl who waste money on food delivery

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Inmate
Inmate

Fathead dough. It’s made out of cheese. Tastes way better than normal dough. Just kinda tricky to work with

Methnerd
Methnerd

Cake frosting fucking sucks. I hope you get diabetes and your leg falls off.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Can we get two slices just cheese

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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Oh I see. That is a little annoying. Sorry I got confused.

Lunatick
Lunatick

going to local pizza place with friend
isn't too bad a value if you load the pizzas the fuck up with toppings, the initial price is always the same
$8.99 to start, etc
get nearly everything on my pizza
$8.99 because I drink water
autist friend orders cheese
just cheese
with alfredo sauce instead of tomato
no toppings
just fucking cheese
$12.99 because he needs a soda and two cookies

Cheese pizza is the true sign of autism.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Honestly, I'm totally this guy and I don't regret it. I always start with a slice of cheese, to get a baseline of the quality of the pizza, then I try a slice of every other pizza, because variety is best.

girlDog
girlDog

9 dollars

pizzas cost like 23 here and that's without delivery

massdebater
massdebater

Wait, but you're paying the deliver fee either way, and you're splitting it, so it's not even that much. Just drop the extra buck and get good toppings, you fucking pauper.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

imagine being so fat and spoiled that you complain when someone eats a single slice of your entire pizza

Emberburn
Emberburn

who the fuck is this fagget

viagrandad
viagrandad

doesn't eat meat
orders anchovy meat on his shitty tasting pizza
well done user. You've surely proved your point

girlDog
girlDog

not knowing who Maddox is

You have to be 18 to view this website.

askme
askme

this has never happened and I'm an old fuck

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

it sounds like he's talking about mod pizza or something similar. it's 9 bucks for a personal size pizza, and you start at one end like subway and tell the guy what you want on the fucker

Methnerd
Methnerd

was a pizza cook for a short while
some fags order a giant ass family pizza 60cm about 24 inches diameter
restaurant policy was when you order that pizza you can basically say to put on it whatever you want
Tards be like "We would want 2 slices to be with pepperoni, 2 slices with cheese, 2 slices with ham, 2 slices with some other shit I can't remember"

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Flameblow
Flameblow

that guy that demands one of the two pizzas is veggie only
eats two slices of veggie and moves to meat pizza

MPmaster
MPmaster

spending more than 5 dollars on a cheese pizza
Why do you guys do this? Little Caesars is great for this pizza/money ratio.

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massdebater
massdebater

my vegetarian ex did this once. Pissed me off so much I made her eat doner-kebab the next day.
She eats meat now (not mine though)

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eGremlin
eGremlin

Better off just baking frozen pizzas.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

a salty cuckboy who's so fragile that he's capable of suing someone over a joke? yeah

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

After helping some friends move this girl demanded we get a white pizza and then ate two slices of pepper and onion instead. Still bugs me

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Naw, frozen pizza are fucking small and more expensive per pizza slice.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

needs a whole pizza to himself
fuck off niggar

WebTool
WebTool

going to be starting a white collar job soon
should I ever declare myself as a vegetarian? afraid of social situations like this and DON'T want to give the slightest notion of me being weak or different

Nojokur
Nojokur

telling everyone you're vegetarian on your first day of work is weak and different retard

iluvmen
iluvmen

Don't even say a thing, you utter faggot. When it comes to pizza day, and these thing exist in an office job, just go for the cheese or pep pizza

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

he never said he was gonna do that dum dum

Playboyize
Playboyize

yeah, i won't

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

In all seriousness why the FUCK do people do this?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Because Little Caesars tastes like shit and I'd much rather spend the extra money to get a pizza actually worth eating.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

pep pizza
pepperoni pizza
pepperoni
vegetarian

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w8t4u
w8t4u

when 90% of the people say "I don't mind what toppings we get, I'll eat anything except [extensive catalog of toppings not to get]"

Bidwell
Bidwell

my fave pizza place is comet ping pong :DDD

likme
likme

Domino's original crust, garlic park sauce, mushrooms, chicken, and bacon is a rich endeavor. Order before 3pm.

Flameblow
Flameblow

pepperoni is meat

it's made from ground up chinese newspapers and QA rejects from the condom factory

WebTool
WebTool

people who eat the supreme pizza but pick off 80% of the toppings

JunkTop
JunkTop

Four people want Hawaiian
1 person goes on a diatribe about how pineapple doesn't belong on pizza
The group gets what that one person wants instead because for some reason Hawaiian is the only pizza that requires a unanimous vote.
Never get Hawaiian because there is always some veto fag.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

nobody cares about vegetarians, it's the actual vegans who need to fuck off and be shunned.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

This is why I have started to bring my own slices of pineapple whenever I get myself into a situation where I know pizza will be ordered.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I hope you really do that.

massdebater
massdebater

It's just not the same. Pineapple needs to caramelize on the pizza as it bakes to really bring out its flavors.

Emberfire
Emberfire

samefig

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

What in the fuck are you talking about and what kind of fucking entitled soy are you hanging out with in which this happens? You order pizza you like and if you're not 12 and/or a picky faggot this literally never happens. Your life must be fucking hell.

Emberfire
Emberfire

order pizza for a group
they all want it supreme
pick off half the toppings eating it
leave the meats

nuggah

Illusionz
Illusionz

tfw I do this
I-I just like having a neutral option for everyone to enjoy.

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

2nd grade
pizza day
dumbass friends don't eat the crust
I eat 50% more pizza

Lunatick
Lunatick

mods must be asleep.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

2nd grade
Pizza day
I don't eat the crust Michelle Obama says children who are obese are disgusting
Five my crust to the disgusting fat kid he'll eat it happily

FastChef
FastChef

I always order my pizza with jalapenos and mushrooms so nobody fucking eats my leftovers.

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Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I don't think I have ever had a guy demand we get a plain cheese pizza. Sounds like something only a women would do, and even then it seems super unlikely

Soft_member
Soft_member

Tactical pizza ordering has been officially recognized

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Pineapple and Olive for, love the sweet and salty combo

hairygrape
hairygrape

I do pineapple and jalapeño for sweet n spicy.

JunkTop
JunkTop

do your job and stop complaining wagie

Nojokur
Nojokur

user.. I think you are the retard here

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

People who don't like anchovies on pizza are fucking heathens and should be raped raw

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

That's because "peperoni" are sweet peppers, not spicy salami.

Techpill
Techpill

Not when talking about pizza you brainlet

Firespawn
Firespawn

I usually just buy a pizza and then eat said pizza.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Never had this problem because I don't have friends to share pizzas with.

iluvmen
iluvmen

kids want cheese
adults want works
pepperoni is never an option

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Skullbone
Skullbone

Peepooroni is SHIT

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Snarelure
Snarelure

order pizzas with friends
one friend doesn't because he just ate, he says
pizzas arrive
the one friend proceeds to beg for a slice from each pizza
leaves the crust behind
complains that he's still hungry

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Some washed up has been.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

This is the actual dick move. Variety is nice, I try a bit of each pie. We get a cheese? Cool. We don't? Cool.
But there's often the faggot that orders shit no one likes that much and proceeds to eat one slice of that and then three slices of the every other pizza so they know they will have leftovers they'll enjoy. That should be punishable by death.

King_Martha
King_Martha

when you refuse to pay for your sisters pizza because she wouldn't suck penis only hand relief

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

It's like that guy who don't order fries at macdonald's and instead say "I'll just take you some..."

Fuck that person you are a fucking nigger and get off of my car immediately or I'll beat your ass and don't forget your menu with your fries, peasant.

I really hate these people.

w8t4u
w8t4u

everyone pick the toppings for half a pizza
awesome, we have a huge variety and can sample one of each
oh, you don't like what i chose? well your pick wasn't my first choice either

Picky eaters need to die.

Methnerd
Methnerd

jesus fucking christ...

it's better to be alone than being with this "friend"

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

i usually order everyone their own custom pizza so there's no shit to deal with, and they get leftovers. they're always very appreciative.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

leftovers
do not eat the whole pizze.

fucking pleb.

King_Martha
King_Martha

order pizza for myself
friend had already managed to take out a slice and complain that it tasted awful before the cardboard had hit the table

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Eat the pizza you ordered fag

DeathDog
DeathDog

getting toppings

Like you can even taste them unless it's something that overpowers the pizza
Waste of money

DeathDog
DeathDog

You most certainly can taste them. It's the main draw to pizza. Spoken like someone who has the palate of a child.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

This. what the fuck.

Methshot
Methshot

I like putting hot sauce on my pizza and literally can not eat pizza without it now.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Why are you feeding coworkers? And how is there enough for more than just you with a medium pizza? I eat a whole large inb4 fatty I'm a buck forty

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Why would they give you shit over getting your own pizza?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Lol my dad died last year from cancer I wish I could be stingy with that old man. God speed.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Because everyone was sharing and it was all being paid on one bill.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

the cheese on a cheese pizza and the cheese on the pepperoni pizza at costco tastes really different

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

That one guy who demands the group get shitty pizza with crap like onions and olives then only eats one slice.

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MPmaster
MPmaster

that one guy who orders cheese pizza because they're vegetarian
only eat two sliced out of 8
everyone else has to eat the shitty untopped pizza because the fag will just let it go to waste

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Methshot
Methshot

Youre supposed to chew, fattie

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Hi there. Is there any fucking way you can delete all of your comments. I read them all and really dislike them. Hurry please.

Kind regards,

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

One of those opened in my city serveral months ago. Is the pizza any good?

Emberburn
Emberburn

That one guy who only orders one pizza for a party of over ten people and can't understand why everybody's mad

farquit
farquit

That's because pineapple is the only topping capable of ruining a pizza. There are plenty of toppings I'm not fond of e.g. olives, anchovies, but pineapple leaves the pizza tasting like dessert, even after you e picked it all off.

You guys go ahead and order that shit, but you have to be prepared to eat most of it while letting me load up on the other pizza if I'm splitting the bill

idontknow
idontknow

shit founder
shit pizza
Papa Johns

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BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Nobody above the age of 7 should be ordering cheese pizza.

idontknow
idontknow

What a fucking child. You're living with your daddy and you can't even spare a single slice?

Kill yourself faggot.

Playboyize
Playboyize

complaining about free pizza

You work with the worst kind of people.

Emberfire
Emberfire

God I love living in New York. People actually know how to make pizza with perfect dough, cheese and sauce. I pity people who have to get toppings.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Toppings are great though.

massdebater
massdebater

americans think cheese is the most important part of a plain pizza not the sauce
Disgusting how can you prefer cheese pizza to Margherita?

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