That one guy who demands the group gets a cheese pizza and then eats slices of the pizzas with toppings
That one guy who demands the group gets a cheese pizza and then eats slices of...
I do this btw.
Why what the fuck is your problem?
That one guy who demands you order pizza for the group and says he'll pay you back but never does
propose we get a cheese pizza
iidea gets shot down
eat the pizza the group decided to order like a normal human being
this is when multiple pizzas are ordered and the person who demands one of them is plain cheese eats the other pizza
I dont eat meat so get veggie or cheese pizza and my fucking dad has for the last decade pulled that
im gonna HAVE to try a slice of that!
Now I only order jalepeno and anchovy so nobody fucking touches it.
I always ask for a quarter of the pizza to be cheese, because it's a decent break from flavortown.
Pretty based combination desu fampai.
That isn't the situation being discussed here bro that's completely reasonable and expected if your choice got vetoed you still gotta eat
What if I was that guy that ask for Cheese Pizza and only ate Cheese Pizza?
no problem here.
still a faggot for eating plain cheese tough
holy shit that looks good
I can't have gluten anymore because apparently I'm a giant faggot
Also, fuck off with your cauliflower crust bullshit, I hope you fucking die in a fucking fire.
Thanks for listening.
Use chicken crust.
But it comes out so great.
That one guy who demands the group gets a cheese pizza and then eats slices of the pizzas with toppings
This is still better than:
The group of people who decide on multiple different pizzas with different toppings and one cheese pizza.
The cheese pizza actually gets eaten, but barely half of the other pizzas get eaten.
Everybody loves cheese pizza.
You get a fucking plain cheese pizza because everybody will ACTUALLY eat it- everybody always asks for specific or combo shit and then nobody actually eats it.
That one pizza who demands the group gets a cheesy guy and then eats slices of the guys with toppings
I can't stand plain cheese pizza. It's like eating cake without frosting. You have to have the palate of a child to enjoy a pizza without any toppings.
It's easier to get a cheese over leaving it up to a group to decide sometimes, especially if there is a deal like "BOGO", "get 2 for 5.99", "buy one get one 50% off", or 2 for XX. Seriously will just do that over listening to people go back and forth for a stupidly long time when everyone could just do 1 or 2 of the topping'ed pizza slices and 1 or 2 of the cheese.
You have to be a child to throw a tantrum like that, if you are throwing in for an equal share of the total order sure, otherwise shut up
Cheese is the only way to eat a traditional american pizza.
decide I wanna go get pizza
pizza place down the street has 6 or 7 dollar pizza's ready to go
about as cheap and easier to just pick up a medium and roll than it is for slices
1 topping, usually just get pepperoni sometimes other stuff but usually keep it simple
take about 4-5 slices since they are kinda small, about a 1/3rd to 1/2 of the pizza
leave the rest out for some coworkers
"wow user, pepperoni? trying to give us heartburn?"
"oh this topping again? bleh"
"user next time you get pizza get X instead of Y so it's edible"
"whoa peppers? user you trying to melt the toilet tonight? LOL!"
get extra cheese one time
as if every other pizza doesn't have cheese
I think half the reason I love spicy shit is because is faggot-proofs a lot of niggers like your dad from eating my shit
Nobody here has friends, and if they do they don't be a bitch about ordering food together. Last time I was at a pizza place with other people who suggested sharing I said I already knew what I wanted and when I said anchovies are non-negotiable nobody gave me shit for getting my own pizza.
t. no friends
Group decide to all get personal pizza.
they all get those deluxe seafood steak etc. Topping
"what you getting user ?"
dont want to spend too much on overpriced pizza.
"oh I'll just get a pepperoni"
I hate hanging out with ppl who waste money on food delivery
Fathead dough. It’s made out of cheese. Tastes way better than normal dough. Just kinda tricky to work with
Cake frosting fucking sucks. I hope you get diabetes and your leg falls off.
Can we get two slices just cheese
Oh I see. That is a little annoying. Sorry I got confused.
going to local pizza place with friend
isn't too bad a value if you load the pizzas the fuck up with toppings, the initial price is always the same
$8.99 to start, etc
get nearly everything on my pizza
$8.99 because I drink water
autist friend orders cheese
with alfredo sauce instead of tomato
just fucking cheese
$12.99 because he needs a soda and two cookies
Cheese pizza is the true sign of autism.
Honestly, I'm totally this guy and I don't regret it. I always start with a slice of cheese, to get a baseline of the quality of the pizza, then I try a slice of every other pizza, because variety is best.
pizzas cost like 23 here and that's without delivery
Wait, but you're paying the deliver fee either way, and you're splitting it, so it's not even that much. Just drop the extra buck and get good toppings, you fucking pauper.
imagine being so fat and spoiled that you complain when someone eats a single slice of your entire pizza
who the fuck is this fagget
doesn't eat meat
orders anchovy meat on his shitty tasting pizza
well done user. You've surely proved your point
not knowing who Maddox is
You have to be 18 to view this website.
this has never happened and I'm an old fuck
it sounds like he's talking about mod pizza or something similar. it's 9 bucks for a personal size pizza, and you start at one end like subway and tell the guy what you want on the fucker
was a pizza cook for a short while
some fags order a giant ass family pizza 60cm about 24 inches diameter
restaurant policy was when you order that pizza you can basically say to put on it whatever you want
Tards be like "We would want 2 slices to be with pepperoni, 2 slices with cheese, 2 slices with ham, 2 slices with some other shit I can't remember"
that guy that demands one of the two pizzas is veggie only
eats two slices of veggie and moves to meat pizza
spending more than 5 dollars on a cheese pizza
Why do you guys do this? Little Caesars is great for this pizza/money ratio.
my vegetarian ex did this once. Pissed me off so much I made her eat doner-kebab the next day.
She eats meat now (not mine though)
Better off just baking frozen pizzas.
a salty cuckboy who's so fragile that he's capable of suing someone over a joke? yeah
After helping some friends move this girl demanded we get a white pizza and then ate two slices of pepper and onion instead. Still bugs me
Naw, frozen pizza are fucking small and more expensive per pizza slice.
needs a whole pizza to himself
fuck off niggar
going to be starting a white collar job soon
should I ever declare myself as a vegetarian? afraid of social situations like this and DON'T want to give the slightest notion of me being weak or different
telling everyone you're vegetarian on your first day of work is weak and different retard
Don't even say a thing, you utter faggot. When it comes to pizza day, and these thing exist in an office job, just go for the cheese or pep pizza
he never said he was gonna do that dum dum
yeah, i won't
In all seriousness why the FUCK do people do this?
Because Little Caesars tastes like shit and I'd much rather spend the extra money to get a pizza actually worth eating.
when 90% of the people say "I don't mind what toppings we get, I'll eat anything except [extensive catalog of toppings not to get]"
my fave pizza place is comet ping pong :DDD
Domino's original crust, garlic park sauce, mushrooms, chicken, and bacon is a rich endeavor. Order before 3pm.
pepperoni is meat
it's made from ground up chinese newspapers and QA rejects from the condom factory
people who eat the supreme pizza but pick off 80% of the toppings
Four people want Hawaiian
1 person goes on a diatribe about how pineapple doesn't belong on pizza
The group gets what that one person wants instead because for some reason Hawaiian is the only pizza that requires a unanimous vote.
Never get Hawaiian because there is always some veto fag.
nobody cares about vegetarians, it's the actual vegans who need to fuck off and be shunned.
This is why I have started to bring my own slices of pineapple whenever I get myself into a situation where I know pizza will be ordered.
I hope you really do that.
It's just not the same. Pineapple needs to caramelize on the pizza as it bakes to really bring out its flavors.
What in the fuck are you talking about and what kind of fucking entitled soy are you hanging out with in which this happens? You order pizza you like and if you're not 12 and/or a picky faggot this literally never happens. Your life must be fucking hell.
order pizza for a group
they all want it supreme
pick off half the toppings eating it
leave the meats
tfw I do this
I-I just like having a neutral option for everyone to enjoy.
dumbass friends don't eat the crust
I eat 50% more pizza
mods must be asleep.
I don't eat the crust Michelle Obama says children who are obese are disgusting
Five my crust to the disgusting fat kid he'll eat it happily
I always order my pizza with jalapenos and mushrooms so nobody fucking eats my leftovers.
I don't think I have ever had a guy demand we get a plain cheese pizza. Sounds like something only a women would do, and even then it seems super unlikely
Tactical pizza ordering has been officially recognized
Pineapple and Olive for, love the sweet and salty combo
I do pineapple and jalapeño for sweet n spicy.
do your job and stop complaining wagie
user.. I think you are the retard here
People who don't like anchovies on pizza are fucking heathens and should be raped raw
That's because "peperoni" are sweet peppers, not spicy salami.
Not when talking about pizza you brainlet
I usually just buy a pizza and then eat said pizza.
Never had this problem because I don't have friends to share pizzas with.
kids want cheese
adults want works
pepperoni is never an option
Peepooroni is SHIT
order pizzas with friends
one friend doesn't because he just ate, he says
the one friend proceeds to beg for a slice from each pizza
leaves the crust behind
complains that he's still hungry
Some washed up has been.
This is the actual dick move. Variety is nice, I try a bit of each pie. We get a cheese? Cool. We don't? Cool.
But there's often the faggot that orders shit no one likes that much and proceeds to eat one slice of that and then three slices of the every other pizza so they know they will have leftovers they'll enjoy. That should be punishable by death.
when you refuse to pay for your sisters pizza because she wouldn't suck penis only hand relief
It's like that guy who don't order fries at macdonald's and instead say "I'll just take you some..."
Fuck that person you are a fucking nigger and get off of my car immediately or I'll beat your ass and don't forget your menu with your fries, peasant.
I really hate these people.
everyone pick the toppings for half a pizza
awesome, we have a huge variety and can sample one of each
oh, you don't like what i chose? well your pick wasn't my first choice either
Picky eaters need to die.
jesus fucking christ...
it's better to be alone than being with this "friend"
i usually order everyone their own custom pizza so there's no shit to deal with, and they get leftovers. they're always very appreciative.
do not eat the whole pizze.
order pizza for myself
friend had already managed to take out a slice and complain that it tasted awful before the cardboard had hit the table
Eat the pizza you ordered fag
Like you can even taste them unless it's something that overpowers the pizza
Waste of money
You most certainly can taste them. It's the main draw to pizza. Spoken like someone who has the palate of a child.
This. what the fuck.
I like putting hot sauce on my pizza and literally can not eat pizza without it now.
Why are you feeding coworkers? And how is there enough for more than just you with a medium pizza? I eat a whole large inb4 fatty I'm a buck forty
Why would they give you shit over getting your own pizza?
Lol my dad died last year from cancer I wish I could be stingy with that old man. God speed.
Because everyone was sharing and it was all being paid on one bill.
the cheese on a cheese pizza and the cheese on the pepperoni pizza at costco tastes really different
That one guy who demands the group get shitty pizza with crap like onions and olives then only eats one slice.
that one guy who orders cheese pizza because they're vegetarian
only eat two sliced out of 8
everyone else has to eat the shitty untopped pizza because the fag will just let it go to waste
Youre supposed to chew, fattie
Hi there. Is there any fucking way you can delete all of your comments. I read them all and really dislike them. Hurry please.
One of those opened in my city serveral months ago. Is the pizza any good?
That one guy who only orders one pizza for a party of over ten people and can't understand why everybody's mad
That's because pineapple is the only topping capable of ruining a pizza. There are plenty of toppings I'm not fond of e.g. olives, anchovies, but pineapple leaves the pizza tasting like dessert, even after you e picked it all off.
You guys go ahead and order that shit, but you have to be prepared to eat most of it while letting me load up on the other pizza if I'm splitting the bill
Nobody above the age of 7 should be ordering cheese pizza.
What a fucking child. You're living with your daddy and you can't even spare a single slice?
Kill yourself faggot.
complaining about free pizza
You work with the worst kind of people.
God I love living in New York. People actually know how to make pizza with perfect dough, cheese and sauce. I pity people who have to get toppings.
Toppings are great though.
americans think cheese is the most important part of a plain pizza not the sauce
Disgusting how can you prefer cheese pizza to Margherita?