When you think about it, pizza is actually really disgusting

Playboyize
Playboyize

when you think about it, pizza is actually really disgusting
it's a load of fatty bread and greasy cheese and people eat 3-4 slices like it's nothing

imagine eating a whole loaf of bread and then eating a block of cheese with some bites of summer sausage and washing it down with a 2L of coke
you wouldn't eat these things separately, why would you eat them baked into a gooey mess?

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TreeEater
TreeEater

he's a flyover who's only ever had big chain "pizza" in his life

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

do you understand how cooking works

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

This is what Americans turned pizza into my mate, it's not the food's fault

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

What are those things that look like leeches?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

olives
that's a bugman pie.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Tomato slices.

SniperGod
SniperGod

It was even worse before they got a hold of it.

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RavySnake
RavySnake

a literal fucking leaf
ahahahaha

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Yeah that's how cooking works you fucking retard, you're not supposed to eat the ingredients on their own, you combine them to make a palatable dish.
You wouldn't eat one whole boiled potato, drink a cup of milk, then eat a stick of butter, but you would eat mashed potatoes which are made of the exact same ingredients.

StonedTime
StonedTime

imagine eating a whole loaf of bread and then eating a block of cheese with some bites of summer sausage and washing it down with a 2L of coke

That's fucking a normal European style meal. Are you dumb or just Jewish?

A slice of pizza is about equivalent of one slice of bread, people often eat sandwiches which consist of two slices of bread, it is not uncommon for someone to eat two normal sized sandwiches for a meal. Four slices of pizza is exactly how much most people would eat, give or take small people or really fat ones.

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

god europeans are fucking disgusting then

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I'd prefer the potato, milk and butter, actually.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Are anchovies actually any good? I've always wanted to try it out but I get the feeling it's not a popular topping so I'm almost afraid to ask. And because the local joint is pretty skimpy on the toppings for how expensive their pizzas are.

Supergrass
Supergrass

If youre a NE coastie you're alright but if you're a left coast cuck you have beyond zero room to talk about pizza quality

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Anchovies are not good. Most places don't sell many anchovy pizzas either, so the tin they're peeling them out of is often an old one that's been sitting forever open getting even less fresh than it already is.

They stink, literally, they smell like the rankest unwashed vagina you could ever imagine, it's not a lie. Delivery drivers consider them the bane of their existence because their car is basically ruined after delivering one of those, the stench is so thick it fills the air and you can almost see it.

They are really salty, that's the flavor people like, but mostly they just taste like rank puss. If you want a salty as fuck pizza just order green olives

girlDog
girlDog

Thanks. I really don't care for olives so I guess there's nothing to like about anchovies.

5mileys
5mileys

They're really delicious, though. You can get anchovies that just taste like salt, but if your pizza place is decent they will be using good anchovies with a nice fishy taste. A pizza is never as good as it could be if it doesn't have anchovies.

Skullbone
Skullbone

a pizza is never as good as it could be if it doesn't have anchovies

Truer words have never been spoken on Veeky Forums.

Flameblow
Flameblow

imagine eating a whole loaf of bread and then eating a block of cheese with some bites of summer sausage

wow its almost like france and italy and greece have been doing this for a thousand years

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Bidwell
Bidwell

This is good. t italian pizzaman

massdebater
massdebater

you stole this "joke" from xkcd

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Excuse me dipshit but Chicago and Detroit have the best pizza and are considerd "flyover" by you coastfags

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Your delusion about how good your food is is one of the main attributes about being a flyover.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

What is a grill cheese sandwich with tomato sauce on the side for 500, Mike

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

especially that fucking stupid hotdog that soyboys cream themselves over

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JunkTop
JunkTop

Really? xkcd must be even worse than I remember.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Imagine eating a head of lettuce, a whole tomato, and washing it down with a cup of vinegrette.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Salads already come deconstructed, dum dum. If they serve the dressing on the side it's up to you to mix in the amount that you want.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

yeah and he is an anti drumpfer too
its pathetic

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Yes, but you would still mix them. Not pick apart each piece at a time.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Throw in a can of anchovies and you've got yourself a proper meal.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

What does that have to do with pizza? Or anything?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Illinois, Michigan, Ohio, and Pennsylvania get flyover exemption when it comes to pizza

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

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Snarelure
Snarelure

my homestate in dead last

Kek. The place I grew up eating pizza was independent as fuck and was some of the best pizza I've ever had, despite living all over the country later on. Shame it cost like $30 for a large back in 2000 and had to shut down a few years ago.

girlDog
girlDog

$7 shitty hamburger buns
Not like I didn't know going in but the sticker shock visiting there was insane

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

no New Haven

What the fug

Illusionz
Illusionz

Chicago is the 5'8" buff manlet who brags about how good looking he is.

StonedTime
StonedTime

I am sitting at the feet of my Master and all is bliss.

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Methnerd
Methnerd

"delivery drivers consider them the bane...."

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Lunatick
Lunatick

eating a whole pizza by yourself
Fucking Amerifats.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

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Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Your delusion about how good your food is is one of the main attributes about being a new yorker.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Yes they are salty with a bit of fishy in there goes really well with pepperoni or and olives. White anchovies are GOAT but kinda hard to find in some areas.
Anyone claiming they don't like them is just being unrefined or meming like with pinapples.

Methnerd
Methnerd

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Skullbone
Skullbone

Vancouver, WA

What the fuck really? Might have to check it out one day.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Well when you put it like that I'd rather eat that every day for the rest of my life instead of having pizza

Emberburn
Emberburn

This is how anorexics think on the high of a three-day fast. Get help OP

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

it's a load of fatty bread and greasy cheese
that's a bit of an over exaggeration

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