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cum2soon
cum2soon

ITT: The last thing you want in your burger

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iluvmen
iluvmen

Pickled radishes. Why do hipster places try to do this shit? Get that fucking gross shit off my burger

Inmate
Inmate

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likme
likme

anchovies

hairygrape
hairygrape

Mayonnaise.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Pickled beets are better.

SniperWish
SniperWish

no, they're not. the only pickled thing that belongs on a burger is pickled cucumber.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Why do hipster places try to do this shit?
My guess is that because it's super easy to grow in small spaces, it's easy to hit all the meme checkmarks:
organic
local
"""""probiotic"""""
pickled in-house
putting stuff on burgers which doesn't traditionally go on burgers

TechHater
TechHater

Enriched uranium

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Avocado
Pubic hair
Bodily fluids
Any fried sides

FastChef
FastChef

American "cheese"

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

As a vegan, i'd have to say beef

Lunatick
Lunatick

A girl I work with got a pedicure at her regular pedicure place, and within the week all of her toenails began to fall off because of a serious fungal infection. Shit's nasty.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Squid ink
Had it at a place that made a squid ink mayo, fucking tasted like my burger was dipped in an uncleaned aquarium tank, the chef got pissed I sent back his nasty ass creation

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King_Martha
King_Martha

a fat, hairy pecker

w8t4u
w8t4u

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on. But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfleld Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by Veeky Forums. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.

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idontknow
idontknow

fuck off with this flavorless slimy trash

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likme
likme

Tomato

Playboyize
Playboyize

jinx

Flameblow
Flameblow

Fucking beetroot. Why the fuck do non Americans like this shit? Am I supposed to eat the fucking leathery inedible skin?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

peepee :^(
"hello sir what would you like on your hamburger please"
no peepee thank you
but there is always peepee :^((

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

pickled beet is god tier. I eat it as salad.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

It adds moisture and freshness. But you have to put it on immediately before you eat it otherwise is gets warm and disgusting.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I'm American and I don't know why the fuck everyone gets a hardon for this shit. It's so incredibly gross.
I'd even prefer crappy real cheese over the best Velveeta has to offer. It ruins everything it touches.

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Why? Don't want to get big you faggot?

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massdebater
massdebater

Probably a Number 15.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Bigger tomatoes are fucking trash, flavorless garbage. Little ass garden tomatoes though? Nice and flavorful, esp the brown ones.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Queer

Emberburn
Emberburn

Just think, one serving could keep you going for 27 thousand years!

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

good taste

shit taste

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

pickles and yellow mustard. spicy or dijon mustard is fine however as long as they dont fucking drown the burger in it.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Poison

Snarelure
Snarelure

Faggot

Playboyize
Playboyize

tomatoes

SniperGod
SniperGod

hes coming for you
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StonedTime
StonedTime

cursed video

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

That image

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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

peepee
bad

You think you got it bad? In africa, the faggot niggers make me eat da poopoo :^^(((

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Yeah fungal infections take 6 months of expensive meds to get rid of and most of time they just go ninja chronic (to come back once you are sick for another reasons or just getting old). Dunno clean your pool or gym shower shoes like no tomorrow with medical disinfectant.

TechHater
TechHater

if you say huh you're gay

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Fungal infections are no joke i have a toenail infection since 10-12 years and nothing worked until i now just said fuck it and started treating it with terbinafin pills.

28 pills in it only got a little better and will take a looong time still.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Try changing your socks and owning more than the one pair of shoes, slob

Spamalot
Spamalot

I just didnt have the money and time all these years and my clothes get washed with desinfecting shit since a very long time already.

Fungus is just one of the hardest conditions to get rid of. The therapy is long and expensive and taxing on the liver.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Lettuce
Tomato
Onion

TreeEater
TreeEater

huh?

Evilember
Evilember

There's no antibiotic equivalent for fungal infections. You basically have to poison yourself to make your body too toxic for the fungus to survive. Your liver takes the brunt of processing the toxins out of your body.

Firespawn
Firespawn

tfw footfag
fungus and infected nails make me wince

hairygrape
hairygrape

Depends on the pickling, but I'd take a pickled radish if all the other flavour match with it.

Pickles are second to beef in burger importance.

Methnerd
Methnerd

That is a lot of hipster points

RumChicken
RumChicken

Botulism.

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