You are sent 200 years into the future because of an accident

Illusionz
Illusionz

You are sent 200 years into the future because of an accident. After the situation is explained to you it slowly dawns on you that you can never go back.

After your stomach settles down from nerves you get hungry. They explain they have food replicator technology that can make most foods by voice command.

What do you order?

mine:
Appetizer: Seafood Nachos with side of sour cream
Soup: French Onion
Main course: Potato Cheese Pierogies
Dessert: Poppyseed cake
Drink: virgin strawberry daiquiri and a Sprite

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

spagheti

happy_sad
happy_sad

What kind? Go wild!

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cum2soon
cum2soon

Why the fuck you ain't just ask me what do I want to eat?

w8t4u
w8t4u

More fun this way desu.

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Inmate
Inmate

big ass fries

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Fois Gras Crostini, Cherry Chutney
Lobster Red Bell Pepper Bisque
Duck Conifit Salad Sub, Arugula Baby Spinach
Tiramisu
Pina Colada

Techpill
Techpill

Ask what the hottest new snack is that's popular with all the kids these days is, and also try to get some unlimited cucumber and enough sushi to kill myself through mercury poisoning.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I just ate so I'd be picking like just some oranges

iluvmen
iluvmen

Nice, good stuff. More like this!

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cum2soon
cum2soon

Ham and cheddar lean pockets (2)

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

not turkey and broccoli

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

A platter of raw oysters with lemon and horseradish, shrimp cocktail, a whole lobster, zuppa de pesce, and a Chardonnay

girlDog
girlDog

The strongest alcohol the future has to offer

TreeEater
TreeEater

bacalhau the way my mom makes it because i'd probably be a wreck realizing she is dead

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

vegetables
top kek wew lad

Supergrass
Supergrass

fish and chips
pea and ham
steak and veggies
french vanilla cheesecake
bundy and coke

Skullbone
Skullbone

hear about different wars in last 200 years
Eugenics wars
World War 3
Ask to try MREs from these wars

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Need_TLC
Need_TLC

given the advent of portable field kitchens MRE's were eliminated in the 2100's.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

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King_Martha
King_Martha

Fuck off! They had MREs in TNG

Soft_member
Soft_member

Nutrient paste.

massdebater
massdebater

The Army used to have more than 4,200 MKTs back in the late 1990s, but it has now streamlined down to about 1,600.

Sorry desu but MRE's and even portable kitchens are in decline. Soldiers have vehicles and vehicles need bases for fuel and repair. Those bases have kitchens. MRE's just aren't eaten as much as in the past.

SniperWish
SniperWish

What a long way to go for a simple question, anyway I choose a huge fucking burger and a cherry coke but ask the machine to make them nutritionally perfect without sacrificing flavour.

StonedTime
StonedTime

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

"replicator, make one dozen creme-filled chocolates, but with rotten mayo instead of creme."
give them to the future people
"these are a delicacy in my culture, if you don't eat them I'll get offended."

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

What a long way to go for a simple question
You should see my nuclear fusion posts on /sci/!

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Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

you're no fun

SniperGod
SniperGod

Computer I'd like a bag of butter pieces!
and a side of ranch dressing

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

If there are aliens, I want to try their version of a crawfish boil. If there aren’t, I’ll have a regular Earth crawfish boil.

Booteefool
Booteefool

I don't know what's worse.... eating butter cubes or playing The Sims in 2018.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Probably whatever I've been craving up to that point. So, since you're asking right now, I'd probably ask for a really great bison burger with peppered bacon, BBQ sauce, and some kind of excellent cheese. Add a side of crisp fries and a rum and coke and we're off to the races. Wrap it up with a slice of NY cheesecake with raspberry sauce. Fuck you, OP, now I want these things even more.

Evilember
Evilember

brontosaurus steak, dodo stew, tardigrade dumplings with aardvark sauce

whereismyname
whereismyname

Appetizer: Deep fried salt and pepper squid
Soup: Scottish broth
Main course: Minted lamb chops with mashed potatoes and baby corn on the cob
Dessert: semolina with jam
Drink:Port wine 10 years

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

That's Civ 5, you inbred shitstain.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Food replicator are a 24th century technology ya dingus.

Inmate
Inmate

Chicken fried steak with gravy
side container of buttered corn
mashed potatoes without skins with gravy

Snarelure
Snarelure

sand

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Evilember
Evilember

Cheese pizza

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Firespawn
Firespawn

Get cucked strata-meme. Your life isn't even worth a simulation. Don't spawn, not like you could anyways. Also you're a fucking faggot.

TechHater
TechHater

Over 20 pounds of pussy and ass

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Anything else?

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Wow nice angry forced comeback, trying to give him shit for a mistake you made, I think its you who is the faggot, faggot.

Spamalot
Spamalot

#3 extra value meal plz

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Fuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I dunno how bout a mcchicken sandwich

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Sashimi appetizer followed by oysters and shrimp. Dirty martini as well

Evilember
Evilember

I've never had semolina with jam. I'll give it a try during the week

RumChicken
RumChicken

Tea, Earl Grey, Hot.

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haveahappyday
haveahappyday

app: seafood chowder
soup: leek and potato
main: burrito w/ steak and grilled veg, lettuce, black beans, rice, cheese, and the spiciest salsa made from future super chillies
dessert: bread and butter pudding
drink: port

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

They explain they have food replicator technology that can make most foods by voice command.

Giant blunt, 2 double doubles extra animal style, animal style fries with extra cheese, and a milk shake

Soft_member
Soft_member

The past into the present, but would it go over well?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

appetizer: Swordfish Carpaccio
soup: Butajiru (japanese pork/miso soup)
main course: Confit de Canard
dessert: Chocolate Bingsu
drink: lychee jasmine green ice tea

Inmate
Inmate

Computer, make me a tub of whipped cream, a bucket of hot chocolate sauce, macerated strawberries and some extra large unripe bananas. Disengage safety protocols.
"Oh, Counsellor Troi, the replicator seems to be malfunctioning can you step into the room please?".

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likme
likme

Fuck you, and I mean it.

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girlDog
girlDog

I would ask what foods can't it make. Then I would try to order those foods and have a reeee screeching fit because it wouldn't work.

Bidwell
Bidwell

McDonald's fries fresh out of the fryer, piping hot, and perfectly salted
Big Mac with extra Mac sauce, replace the middle bun with a McChicken patty
A 32oz styrofoam cup full of World of Warcraft Mountain Dew Wild Fruit flavor Game Fuel

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StonedTime
StonedTime

you can never go back.
Computer? Can you make me some chicken with green beans and mashed potatoes, just like my mom?

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

damn, I'd save that kind of feels food for at least a week in when the homesickness really kicks in

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Milkshake.
"What flavour would you like?"
Erm, beer.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

So you want me to cook the food badly

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Spamalot
Spamalot

a shitload of smoked herring, lobster, a few gyros, KCMO (LC's if it's that specific) slow smoked brisket, and tex mex style chile rellenos.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Dino nuggies, waffle fries, and lots of honey mustard sauce and some pop :^)

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

oh, and a glencrain with lagavulin 16 at the side.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

fried dodo, seasoned with the KFC 11 herbs and spices

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Tea
Earl Grey
Hot

Spamalot
Spamalot

There isn't going to be any of that shit in the future on the current path that humanity is on. If I was that far into the future I would be innawoods asap, if they still existed.

viagrandad
viagrandad

hey guys this is steve2289
here we have a standard Starfleet emergency ration from 2250
let's get this out onto a tray
nice!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

How detailed can I get? Can I ask it for the specific chocolate Coca-Cola cake my mom made once in elementary school that tasted amazing but for some reason, she lost her amazing recipe to (later attempts were good but less amazing), will it malfunction?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

chocolate Coca-Cola cake

DO AMERICANS REALLY

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GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I would tell them to hold off and ask about what happen in the last 200 years.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

You'd probably have to say something like
cake, chocolate cola
and add some description to tweak it.
ultimately it would only be an approximation

Evilember
Evilember

Same here. Would be too much in shock. What a thing to deal with!

I would go into survival mode and order as many nutrient dense bars of the future as possibe, instructing the computer to individually wrap them in plastic, and then shove them all into my pockets.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I'm actually more concern if the people, if they are even humans, have evolved to a point that we're just cavemen in comparison, or we might have been pick to become "animals" in a zoo.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I know what this is
but why doesn't he mix some of those fruit purees with the oatmeal instead of adding water?

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King_Martha
King_Martha

fish sticks

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iluvmen
iluvmen

breakfast, soylent, hot

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haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Shrimp scampi, a whole roast pig, chicken rice biryani, potato samosas, creme brulee, birthday cake, stuffed clams, sushi, charcoal grilled hotdogs, filet mignon, rasperry trifle, champagne truffles, eclairs, scones with clotted cream, mcdonald's french fries, a six-pack of coke, a lime rickey, and a chocolate shake.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Durian, to see if it can replicate the stink.

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

order poutine and beer
bring it to the holodeck to consume while i have hot alien babes toss my salad and suck my dick
use active transporter to teleport poutine out of my body so i can eat it a fresh batch
go kick the shit out of wessley with my bro worf

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Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

A chicken fried black rhino steak sandwich.

MPmaster
MPmaster

There is no deleting here.

Snarelure
Snarelure

not disabling holodeck safety protocols and transporting poutine into random parts of wesley's body

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TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Would love a couple of burgers from Game in Louisville. Specifically the alpaca burger and the kangaroo burger. Drink is PBR because it actually goes really well with both.

Alpaca burger: greens, tomato, brie, bone marrow aioli, on brioche

Kangaroo burger: greens, tomato jam, on pretzel bun

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

i would want to try future food

iluvmen
iluvmen

dodo stew
fried dodo, seasoned with the KFC 11 herbs and spices

sorry to be a party pooper but

The giant tortoises unwittingly helped the dodo to go extinct. Dutch visitors to Mauritius named dodos ‘Disgusting Birds', because they tasted so horrible that even starving men could hardly stomach them. But they found they could force dodo meat down when it was dressed with tortoise oil, which was held to be 'superior in taste to that of the olive.'
Giant tortoises helped to inspire Darwin’s theories of natural selection. Sadly, even he brought back no specimens, alive or dead, except for one juvenile pet. His crew had indeed taken dozens of tortoises on board - but they’d scoffed the lot, and chucked the remains overboard.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

whatever food and drink that ensures weightloss
and do you have a cure for gender dysphoria?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Appetizer: Nicole Kidman's dirty panties
Soup: Nicole Kidman's luscious piss
Drink: Nicole Kidman's breast milk
Main course: roasted legs of Nicole Kidman
Dessert: Nicole Kidman's mons venus, vagina, and uterus, warmed to body temperature, installed in a sexbot

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Illusionz
Illusionz

McChicken flavoured go za

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I'd ask for what ever the best version of calorie free diet soda is. if it tastes actually like the real thing, then I think I will be ok. But if this technological utopia still hasn't figured out how to make a diet soda that isn't waxy on your teeth, then I'd know for sure that their promises of a 'need free' society are bullshit.

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Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Eating a sexbot

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

15 kfc nuggs
15 mcdonalds nuggs
1 mcdonalds sweet mustard sauce
1 kfc sweet and sour sauce

King_Martha
King_Martha

if it tastes actually like the real thing
youtube.com/watch?v=E7w0i5zfXmI

girlDog
girlDog

well, they can put like ridges on your head and flipper hands if that makes you feel better.

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5mileys
5mileys

In that case, I substitue my dodo stew for a moa drumstick

Inmate
Inmate

no but like, reassigning my Y chromosome into an X chromosome, changing my skeleton, getting a real vagina and female reproductive organs and getting to live a normal life as a woman would make me feel better

you know, like Admiral Janeway did

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

the day a real x-change pill comes out is the day we achieve world peace

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

SEND ME BAAAAAACK SEND ME BACK TO THE ALMOST UNPLEASANT PAST WITH NICE HISSES

Firespawn
Firespawn

You are sent 200 years into the future
i dont wanna play this game

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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

You look up Steve on historical archives, you catch up on videos you never saw as you watch him age before your eyes
In the last videos he is shaking constantly
he apologises for the shaking and promises to upload a new video shortly, okay cool cya
that was his last video

RumChicken
RumChicken

Order a single cracker for all courses.

Then for desert I ask for a time machine.

Check and bingo.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Because that's not what the soldiers would have had, faggot.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

don't forget that all the food is made out of freshly recycled poop

StonedTime
StonedTime

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SniperWish
SniperWish

reeee screeching fit because it wouldn't work.
youtube.com/watch?v=qD4EVXkfe0w

Here you go. Enjoy.

StonedTime
StonedTime

After your stomach settles down from nerves
Suspension of disbelief shattered.

eGremlin
eGremlin

I like to think his last video he looked young and then you see the report of botulism induced heart failure. It is better that way. He died for the things he loved.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I'm picturing that scen form interstellar but with noice man instead of titcow.

RumChicken
RumChicken

We have portable field kitchens now, chucklefuck. It's just that we'd rather eat MRE's than get food poisoning from the worthless military cooks. That, and theyre a pain in the ass to lug around and set up.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

huh?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Computer, serve me the worst monster in the universe!
[turns out its man]

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

youtube.com/watch?v=X4RuB3gT8t0

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Ctrl + F
0 matches for "Romulan ale"

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Nojokur
Nojokur

I think it exists irl

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

You some to be confusing your diesel powered trailer kitchens with the year 2100's portable field kitchens.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

A .45 colt with a bullet

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Please tell me where this image is from and please tell me it's a porno

FastChef
FastChef

Synthale. Always wondered how it affected you compared to the real thing. IIRC you couldn't get "fucked up" drunk no matter how much of the stuff you drank.

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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

It's from episode three or four of Pretty Little Liars.

Snarelure
Snarelure

A bowl of barbecued human clitorises generously slathered in Secret Aardvark Spicy Mayo.

FastChef
FastChef

I'd see what the cool kids on other planets ate then try and order items like hasperat.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Clits are meant to be poached and frequently basted, dum dum.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Roasted then seared Kelpien testicles.

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ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

yes, good thread.
sake, warm
Tempura sampler
Sushi assortment
sping rolls
baked alaska OR bananas foster

Nojokur
Nojokur

I like being given a scenario. It makes it more fun.

I guess I'd want an Indian chicken curry and a lager.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

yeah at most you get a tiny buzz, like the first sip of an alcoholic drink but you dont even get tipsy no matter how much you drink and you dont get a hangover no matter how much you drink

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I love you

WebTool
WebTool

Ortolan, clearly

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Majel a qt
Also I'd ask for the most decadent bowl of chocolate-mint ice cream with as many toppings I can think of. Troi fucking gorged herself on that shit all the time and didn't get fat so I'll be fine.

JunkTop
JunkTop

he opens the MRE
that's what the soldiers would have you catamite

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Gyoza
Tonkotsu Ramen
Ginger Ice cream

King_Martha
King_Martha

soldiers mix and match things in mres all the time, Steve occasionally does it too

Methshot
Methshot

Can I get
uhhhhhhhhh...

TreeEater
TreeEater

yfw we've slipped so far down the slope by that point that an actual child comes out of the machine pussy first
the cyber police are there to make sure that your rights to express your sexuality are well defended

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Well done steak with ketchup.

TechHater
TechHater

The day those pills come out is the day everyone becomes a woman because who the fuck wants to be a guy, and as soon as everyone's a woman we blow our selves up

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

ctrl+F
[random reddit meme nobody cares about]
"Hurrr durrr I'm the smartestest here guys"

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Is that a porno?

eGremlin
eGremlin

It has the simplest rules: post food!

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SniperWish
SniperWish

ya like fish sticks? then you're a gay fish

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Chicken salad sandwich. Gas station brand.
And a mug of cinnamon apple tea.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

sardines
non-gmo cabbage
non-gmo almond milk
triscuits
mustard
tobasco

if they don't have tobasco then I jihadi suicide bomb the leaders

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

McDouble no pickles or onions and 2 McChickens with medium fries and diet coke. Obviously check the bag because those faggots always put pickles and onions on the double.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

fuck you I get that reference

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FastChef
FastChef

uuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaffpftppppfffftppfffffffff

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GoogleCat
GoogleCat

No.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

They tell you that all salt, fat, sugars, and anything unhealthy is now illegal.

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

1st item : Fried pig intestines
2nd item : every crispy fried chicken sandwich from multiple fast food chains.
3rd item: worms in dirt desert (chocolate pudding, crushed oreos and gummy worms)
4th item: pecan pie

Drink: Balls energy drink

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

A pint of ale and a phat burger with smoked goose breast slices
If alcohol is synthehol then coke

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

500 grams of chinese chicken and cashew
500 grams of chinese zha shaokao chicken
1kg of sui mai
1kg of cooked jasmine rice
and a can of diet coke

takes2long
takes2long

homemade chili and corn bread

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Meatloaf with mashed potatoes.

takes2long
takes2long

I like being a guy. I like having a penis.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Red vines and Dr. Pib

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

you really think you can eat meat in the future? snowflakes will have made it illegal by then.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Bawls energy drink
Is this your version of the 90s?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Moms

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

It would just give you 200 proof alcohol. You can buy that RIGHT NOW.

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