Diabolical schemes to make children hate candy.
Diabolical schemes to make children hate candy
Leo Evans
Luke Allen
Killing their parents in front of them if they say candy after you ask them to say candy.
Jacob Butler
I'M PICKLE CANE WUBBALUBBADUBDUB
Jaxon Barnes
*burp* hey *burp* hey santa *burp*
I turned myself *burp* into a *burp* candy cane
Landon Miller
*burp* s-santa santa's not real summer *burp* better rip t-that band-aid off now
Juan Peterson
Does anyone actually eat this shit?
Charles Scott
I really like those. They taste like the bubblegum flavored toothpaste at the dentist
Ryder Bennett
Easton Morgan
I love these idk the fuck yall are on about
Andrew Jones
Yes, but it's a really small number of people. Most people think they're gross.
I read they're supposed to taste like banana.
Nolan Sullivan
Liquor hidden inside chocolates. Biting into those as a kid made me hate alcohol as an adult.
Christian Gutierrez
Good, the pavlov method.
Camden Torres
Carter Phillips
They were invented so that normal people know to stay away from your kind.
Eli Roberts
those, circus peanuts and anything black licorice are my favorite candies. Fite me irl, jerks.
Brody Roberts
You like necco wafers?
Matthew Collins
shit yes
Ryan Rogers
You like eating toothpaste?
Adam Bailey
This shit. If you don't want to give candy away on Halloween that is fine, but don't buy the cheapest 5 pound bag of trash candy to give out.
Dominic Sullivan
I love them, sorta like a horror b movie, so fake that they are good.
Jaxson Anderson
hey fuck you, peanut butter taffy is delicious
David James
I own pic related and it's 7 years old at this point. Will be worth a shit ton in the future when vintage.
Asher Nelson
Aiden Gray
How they get away with selling plastic and calling it taffy I'll never know
Hunter Ramirez
last year I couldn't find candy canes anywhere
they're taking away christmas aren't they
Logan King
Did you try any major chain?
Andrew Moore
A shittier, more plasticy version of sour patch kids. At least sour patch kids have some semblance of taste to them. This is literally just red sugar water
Colton Lee
There are multiple flavors, you know.
Samuel Watson
fuck you
Jace Watson
>sticks yo your teeth
Asher Brown
*multiple colors
No
Lincoln Cook
stop chewing them
Adam Reed
You like old people candy.
Gabriel Perez
Licorice is a strong estrogenic
Mason Brown
yes, they were all gone or werent there to begin with and it wasn't even the end of November and they never came back
Grayson Miller
They're supposed to, but they don't
Lucas Gutierrez
Toothpaste is delicious. If they came out with an edible toothpaste it would be really popular.
Grayson Lopez
>live in a third world country
>tasted these once and thought they were like manna from heaven
>a tiny bag of these costs the equivalent of $7 here
You fuckers will NEVER understand my pain.