Soylent is delicious. Why are you so pretentious against it?

Soylent is delicious. Why are you so pretentious against it?

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I really like soylent as a product but I'd rather kill myself than consume an all-soylent diet

huh?

I feel like we have a thread about this already up

I honestly have no idea what it tastes like and that has nothing to do with the fact that I'll never buy a bottle and try it.

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Based "huh?" poster!

I'm not against Soylent. It's not available in my country from what I know, but I wouldn't buy it anyway. I just don't see why should I be interested in it.
I prefer to have solids as my food (aside from soups) and preferably with nutritional value too.

memes aside, i want to actually eat food. this shit is expensive and looks depressing as fuck.

I tried it and it was shit. In the amount of time it takes to force one of these things down on the fifth day of drinking these, I could have prepared and ate an actual meal.

you're such a piece of shit, its already hard enough to stuff down 2000 kcal/day you can get a half of that out of the way with two bottles , you knw how much time you will save?

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When the local CVS open in an hour I am going to buy one of these as well as my first sip of the day.

huh?

>it's hard to eat 2000 calories a day

No, it really isn't

>adult human with a developped brain
>eats one things and is affraid of variety, choice or the concept of "experience"
pick one and only one, zika larva.

If you really struggle get a powdered mass gainer or something, a mass gainer with milk can get you like 800-1000 kcals for cheaper than two of these things.

t. soyboy

shut up faggot

Do you not see the fucking price tag?

soylent has no soy its named after a movie fool

>"soy"lent
Wow, that was hard

>$3.99 per bottle
No thanks

>SOY LECITHIN
>not soy
You're not only a soyboy, but a brainlet as well.

DID YOU KNOW?:

The soy plant, invented in 1997 in the University of Virginia, was named in honor of the cult classic 1973 Fantasy/Thriller film "Soylent Green"

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t. cosmo

>University of VIRGINia
Of course they invented soy, the fucking fairies.

t. brainlet
>Soybeans were a crucial crop in East Asia long before written records began. There is evidence for soybean domestication between 7000 and 6600 BC in China, between 5000 and 3000 BC in Japan and 1000 BC in Korea

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wrong

>Literally named after a movie in which an overpopulated dystopian society with a massive food shortage resorts to recycling people into thin, tasteless wafers as the only source of food
Worst marketing I have ever seen

But there are many types of soy foods!

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huh?

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Avoid it

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>be me
>trying to bulk for the deercorning tourney at the quad in a week
>try the soylent powder
>tastes like pancake batter, fucking terrible
>i'm not one to hate something because of the form, so i drive 50 miles to the city to buy one of the chocolate-flavored shake ones
>tastes like chocolate pancake batter
>drink the rest of the bottle, not gonna drive 50 miles for no results
>still really hungry
>throat super dry despite soylent being a liquid
>week later
>lose the deercorning tourney to fucking josh peterson
>find out a week later that soylent is filled with phytoestrogen
>people actually quit eating food and opt for this stuff
probably the worst experience i've ever had

I support the Soylent® Lifestyle for the Modern Man

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Soylent is fucking gross

I tastes like wet newspaper

but hey if you aren't getting your dailry requirement of chromate then yeah drink up.

neutral tasting bullshit,. The future is homogenized

You're failures are your own old man!
don't blame a week of soylent for your failures.

phytoestrogen is a naturally occurring compound and while I agree you shouldn’t be eating a shit ton of it daily it isn't going fuck with you the way you are implying especially in the timeframe you are bitching about.

I blame you
and you should blame you

My last pouch boys, the days of malnourishment have arrived

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>its already hard enough to stuff down 2000 kcal/day
Hungry skeleton detected

what's that?

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE

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I like solid food...

>Paying twenty dollars ($20) a day for 100% of daily nutrition
ISHYGDDT

It turns men into beautiful traps

ew

holy shit based

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>beautiful

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>400 calories for 4$
wtf?

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I could see myself drinking one for lunch because I rarely eat lunch in the first place but a whole diet of nothing but soylent seems retarded