My aunt gave me a $300 ikea gift card to buy a new computer desk and chair for my new apartment as a house warming gift. I used it to buy $300 worth of frozen ikea meatballs. I have eaten nothing but them for over a month. AMA.
My aunt gave me a $300 ikea gift card to buy a new computer desk and chair for my new apartment as a house warming gift...
Why?
I didn't have to buy groceries the entire month this way.
Could you have afforded to?
Literally nothing else?
huh?
How much mass did you cultivate?
Yes
Nothing else. I was thinking about getting the gravy but passed
Nothing. I didn't eat carbs and i limited myself to like 4 meatballs a meal
> i limited myself to like 4 meatballs a meal
kek what
I did the math to make it last longer and to be careful with calorie intake
If you could have afforded normal groceries why not get them?
Because this was free and I needed to save money for an upcoming trip to Las Vegas.
4 meatballs is not much more than 100 calories. you'd have to be having 20 meals a day to maintain your weight
Is that right? I always feel full when I eat 4
Are you going to post your receipt? If not, fuck off.
>take 4 meatballs out of bag
>put in microwave
>set microwave for a minute and a half
>eat
Receipt, not recipe, you illiterate fuck.
>it's even worse than any of us imagined
>
stuffing them in your anus doesn't count as feeling full
No i bought it a month and a half ago I don't have the receipt anywhere as far as I know.
Here is a picture of my freezer I am down to 3 bags left.
You bought three bags of meatballs then made up this story. Pathetic.
You're a lying piece of shit
No thats all I have left after a month and a half. I don't care if you believe me or not autist I just wanted to answer any scientific questions someone might have for me after eating nothing but Swedish meatballs for over a month.
Samefag is grumpy this morning
You have all kinds of other shit in your freezer, including leftovers. Stop lying about lame shit and do something interesting.
That shit has been in the freezer for over 3 years. I wouldn't eat that shit if you paid me. I have venison meat in there too I would never eat.
Living the dream
If anyone cares my farts smell exactly like the meatballs its uncanny
Thanks for the laugh
You do not spend $300 per month on food.
YOU SAID IT WAS ALL YOU WERE EATING, WHY IS THERE OTHER SHIT IN THERE. YOU FUCKIN LIED TO ME.
How much meatballs did that get you? Were you able to fit it all in your freezer?
Clearly I didn't eat it since it was there still. Also that food is very old I wouldn't eat it if I was starving.
Barely. I had to do strategic movement. No ice trays for a month.
What, is $300 too much or too little for groceries?
Answer carefully.
Sick thread bro. Is there any chance that your aunt will visit someday and find out that you never bought a desk?
Too much, like holy fuck user I can feed two for less than half that if I'm not an idiot
did you end up buying a chair and desk tho?
>new apartment
>been in the freezer for over 3 years
Great job outing yourself, lying retard.