My aunt gave me a $300 ikea gift card to buy a new computer desk and chair for my new apartment as a house warming gift...

My aunt gave me a $300 ikea gift card to buy a new computer desk and chair for my new apartment as a house warming gift. I used it to buy $300 worth of frozen ikea meatballs. I have eaten nothing but them for over a month. AMA.

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Why?

I didn't have to buy groceries the entire month this way.

Could you have afforded to?

Literally nothing else?

huh?

How much mass did you cultivate?

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Yes

Nothing else. I was thinking about getting the gravy but passed

Nothing. I didn't eat carbs and i limited myself to like 4 meatballs a meal

> i limited myself to like 4 meatballs a meal

kek what

I did the math to make it last longer and to be careful with calorie intake

If you could have afforded normal groceries why not get them?

Because this was free and I needed to save money for an upcoming trip to Las Vegas.

4 meatballs is not much more than 100 calories. you'd have to be having 20 meals a day to maintain your weight

Is that right? I always feel full when I eat 4

Are you going to post your receipt? If not, fuck off.

>take 4 meatballs out of bag
>put in microwave
>set microwave for a minute and a half
>eat

Receipt, not recipe, you illiterate fuck.

>it's even worse than any of us imagined

>
stuffing them in your anus doesn't count as feeling full

No i bought it a month and a half ago I don't have the receipt anywhere as far as I know.

Here is a picture of my freezer I am down to 3 bags left.

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You bought three bags of meatballs then made up this story. Pathetic.

You're a lying piece of shit

No thats all I have left after a month and a half. I don't care if you believe me or not autist I just wanted to answer any scientific questions someone might have for me after eating nothing but Swedish meatballs for over a month.

Samefag is grumpy this morning

You have all kinds of other shit in your freezer, including leftovers. Stop lying about lame shit and do something interesting.

That shit has been in the freezer for over 3 years. I wouldn't eat that shit if you paid me. I have venison meat in there too I would never eat.

Living the dream

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If anyone cares my farts smell exactly like the meatballs its uncanny

Thanks for the laugh

You do not spend $300 per month on food.

YOU SAID IT WAS ALL YOU WERE EATING, WHY IS THERE OTHER SHIT IN THERE. YOU FUCKIN LIED TO ME.

How much meatballs did that get you? Were you able to fit it all in your freezer?

Clearly I didn't eat it since it was there still. Also that food is very old I wouldn't eat it if I was starving.

Barely. I had to do strategic movement. No ice trays for a month.

What, is $300 too much or too little for groceries?
Answer carefully.

Sick thread bro. Is there any chance that your aunt will visit someday and find out that you never bought a desk?

Too much, like holy fuck user I can feed two for less than half that if I'm not an idiot

did you end up buying a chair and desk tho?

>new apartment
>been in the freezer for over 3 years

Great job outing yourself, lying retard.