Pizza Toppings

What are the objectively best toppings for a pizza? Pic related

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Italian beef and giardiniera.

Fresh mozzarella, Parmigiano-Reggiano, basil.

kebab

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More meat

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Chicken, red onions and black olives

Döner, red onions and mushrooms.

Black olives, anchovies, and fresh tomato slices.

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>americans dont eat shrimp on pizza
wtf is wrong with you fucks?

Pepperoni, jalapeno and onion.

>obsessed europoors once again have no idea what they're talking about

Shrimp and garlic pizza with white sauce is a classic.

This pizza is like an old friend that you only see every now and then, you smile when they show up but then you can't get away from them.

>tfw never had sandman toppings in muttland
How badly am I missing out?

MEAT LOVERS!!!!!!!!

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Pepperoni, none of you can change my mind

This but add a little bit of thinly sliced red onion and some fresh basil leaves. Fuckin' mint

Agreed, kebabs should be put in an oven

no toppings, unless you're eating mediocre pizza

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Salami, onion, extra sauce, light on the cheese.

>anchovies
baby, gimme the 'deens

It’s like a 9/11 in your mouth, delicious.

Pineapple

huh?

You need to be shot.

Portobello mushrooms

huh bro
you got dem deenz i be askin fo?

>jalapeno
>onion
>mushroom
>sausage

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Big DP fan? ;)

try oil, 1/2 smoked gouda /1/2 mozzarella, sliced tomato, basil, and thinly sliced sweet onion, oh ya and shaved beef. This pizza is the last thing you eat before you die of orgasm.

Green olives
Avocado
Pineapple
White onions

kek, sounds very exhilarating

meh... merely OK.

i don't like fresh tomato on pizza for the same reason i don't like pineapple. the high moisture causes the cheese to coagulate prematurely, making it like eating cold pizza.

also, use some real olives. canned black olives are the bottom of the barrel.

BUFFALO
CHICKEN
PIZZA
AWWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

and no ranch, blue cheese dressing
people who put ranch on pizza need to be killed

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Twice the pepperoni
Twice the anchovies
Extra sauce
Stuffed crust

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Anchovies and green olives

Basil, fresh toms and buff motz

Way too much pepperoni isn't bad either

Anchovies are the GOAT, but the best pairing is with spinach. The spinach will "soak up" the excess saltiness since its essentially the anti-anchovy making it more balanced.

>and no ranch, blue cheese dressing
>people who put ranch on pizza need to be killed
Well normally I would agree with you and loath the idea of ranch on pizza. But I almost feel that buffalo chicken on a pizza s the one place where it is acceptable. You can't eat buffalo without ranch.

>you can't eat buffalo without ranch

That's what blue cheese dressing is there for, dum dum.

user you eat meat?!
Dont you know that has MSG in it?

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It doesnt taste like pizza, but man is it good drunk at 2am

huh?

Lazy and inaccurate. Leave.

We ordered a pizza with every meat from Domino's, it was like 30 bux

marshmellows,squid,fries,chilli,chilli and fries,crumpled up nachos and pizza(on top of the pizza as a topping

not all together obviously,that would be gross

>Tomato slices
Ew, is this some type of Bongolian thing?

perfecet pomodoro italian style pizza:
buffalo mozarella
piccante salami
n'duja sausage
parma ham
cotto ham

garnish with
basil
fresh oregano
fresh chilli

perfect bbq pizza:
bbq pizza sauce
dixed mozarella
sweet bbq chicken w honey
charred sweetcorn
sliced Jalapeños
pepperoni

finish with gremolata

I want to try Pinapple and SPAM pizza with mozzarella cheese.

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Just make 2 good pizza's instead of 1 thick pie that will be a sloppy mess.

>Ham
>Salami
>Cheese
>Pineapple
>Jalapeno

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>Bacon
>Tomato
>Onion
>Pesto sauce

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Nani?

onions mushrooms ham

Pretty spot on, soyboys hate meat.