The last man on earth is sitting in his room. He hears a knock at the door

The last man on earth is sitting in his room. He hears a knock at the door.

That was brilliant. What's it from? Can some other anons post quotes similar to that one?

"Sonbasket come out of your room"

"Alas," said the mouse, "the world gets smaller every day. At first it was so wide that I ran along and was happy to see walls appearing to my right and left, but these high walls converged so quickly that I’m already in the last room, and there in the corner is the trap into which I must run."

"But you’ve only got to run the other way," said the cat, and ate it.

A sudden strong wind snapped a branch from a tree in his front yard, and it had hit the door. The last man on earth then died 50 years later.

THE END

wow what a meaningful story user, where can I buy more?

IS THERE A KINDLE EDITION I ONLY READ ON KINDLE BUT I WOULD LIKE TO SUPPORT THE AUTHOR

>I AM NO MAN

That's not all he hears..

I actually laughed.

It was his wife, the last woman on Earth.

"C'mon Marty, we're getting out of here"

He walks over and opens the door because the statistical probability of the validity of the acquiring of the knowledge of his duality minus one was no more than the weight of this sentence.

He had switched his sense of hearing with his sense of touch several days previously utilizing bloodline psychic techniques and so all he was really experiencing was the bottom of his knee bumping the table he was sitting at.

Nobody had explained to him what exactly happened to everyone so he was pretty excited to ask what was going on.

Instantly he thought about all of the anxiety he had experienced at all the previous knockings on doors and came to the conclusion he would never conclude anything ever again. Little Red Robin Hood would have to find another wolf to bother.

>*hic* you thought you were *hic* the last man on earth, Jerry? You're such an *hic* idiot. Let me get my gartoobowla tree here and awaaaay we go! WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB

2 late

>Marty

nice rick cosplay

Dab pepe makes me laugh desu.

"Come in... I was expecting you"

where's the vomit on his chin?

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

I'm the last man awake in my house and something's knocking in my wall.

Random noises don't signify anything important 99.99% of the time. That "story" isn't interesting.

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad “I want to be on the ships daddy.”
Dad said “No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS”
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
“This is Joson” the radio crackered. “You must fight the demons!”
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
“HE GOING TO KILL US” said the demons
“I will shoot at him” said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
“No! I must kill the demons” he shouted
The radio said “No, John. You are the demons”
And then John was a zombie.

vintage

When he awoke, the dinosaur was still there.

It's an amazing writer. I recommend this book a lot.

The last German in Germany is sitting in his cell. He hears the call to prayer through the barred window.

It's been five years since the end of the world has happened. A lone survivors, Jane, aimlessly roams the world. One morning, as she gets sick, she remembers that her period is really, really late.

A man shatters his marriage over an obsession with Jane, a famous pornstar. With no wife, his kids taken away, and enough savings to provide for the rest of his life, he dedicates all of his time to stalking the famously reclusive actress. He finally spots his target in her favorite coffee shop in Sicily, too afraid too approach her, paralyzed... when Jane shouts excitedly: "Greg, I've finally found you!".

A researcher can't believe his findings - population of the internet exceeds the one of Earth by six times.

A man driven by vengeance is on the tail of his last surviving enemy when his quest is rudely interrupted by God.

>A researcher can't believe his findings - population of the internet exceeds the one of Earth by six times.
Okay this one is good.

absolute madman!!!

It's his mother with his tendies and half a bottle of ketchup. He is the Nietzschian Last Man, profound huh?

The knock on the door resounds from the other side of the door. It is the last man on Earth. "Let me in, he says. "You are the last female on earth." The man knocks again, and the female on earth begins to bark.

>A man shatters his marriage over an obsession with Jane, a famous pornstar. With no wife, his kids taken away, and enough savings to provide for the rest of his life, he dedicates all of his time to stalking the famously reclusive actress. He finally spots his target in her favorite coffee shop in Sicily, too afraid too approach her, paralyzed... when Jane shouts excitedly: "Greg, I've finally found you!".
I don't get it, was she his wife?

When he woke up the dinosaur was still there.

"Jackpot"
The man mumbled to himself

underrated

i think it's time you left Veeky Forums if you can't even understand something that basic

Just Russian bots innit

Waking up to knock on the door when you're the last man on Earth rarely means something good is happening. It's never "KNOCK! Mutant mom made brain pancakes!" or "KNOCK! We decided to adopt a feral retriever!".

Kek

John is coming back from the space walk. John is sitting right next to me.

...

It was midnight. The man heard a gentle tapping at his door. Summoning what courage was left, he immediately went to the door, opened it, and saw—nothing. Going to close the door, he saw a snail on the sill. Angrily, he picked up the snail and hurled it.

One year passed.

Midnight. Gentlest tap-tap on his front door. Racing to it, he opened it and saw—nothing. But the same snail was there.

The snail spoke:

“WHAT was that about?”

Hehe!
Wabbits!

classic

It took us three days to make that potato salad. THREE DAYS!

Is this true?
Hehe!

>has there ever been a spic astronaut?
Of course not

"Don't walk away from me!", Michael said.
The man in the mirror did a 360 and walked away.

Your ten page paper is due in two days.

I'm not going to turn it in

THE LAST GOY ON EARTH IS SITTING IN HIS ROOM. HE HEARS A NOSE AT THE DOOR.

dum dum DUMMMMMMMMMMMM

kek'd

Last man on Earth’s door, never knocked.

The last man on Earth knocks on a door, checking to see if it's hollow. The last man on Earth opens the door from the other side.

The last man on earth is sitting in his room on his only chair. He then goes to the kitchen and prepares himself breakfast: canned beans and corned beef, non-perishables. He leaves his house and goes out scavenging. He gathers food, medicine, water and supplies, anything he can find, and comes back home. Exhausted, he slumps into his seat in the kitchen. He rests for a second, then pulls out his gun and shoots himself.

The last man on earth leaves his house and goes out scavenging, and returns to find dinner has been prepared and placed on the table for him.

if he's the last man on earth why does he just have one room?
i mean he could just go anywhere, nobody would stop him

if he doesn't have a room then where's he gonna sleep you fucking moron

he's not sleeping tho, he's sitting