Who here /altonLads/

Techpill
Techpill

Trusting Ramsay over the true king
Who here /altonLads/

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Huh?

Flameblow
Flameblow

/altonLads/
not /alPals/
Is this your first day shitposting?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Why do unitaskers trigger him so much?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

because he doesn't want your kitchen turning into a shitbagged anus explosion of assclown equipment made from human anuses and placed everywhere.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

My surrogate father could beat up yours
Pathetic.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

literally why not both? Do they have a contradicting opinion about something?

King_Martha
King_Martha

fpbp

Techpill
Techpill

He is Daddy, he took in Justin Warner.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

If unitaskers don't trigger you then you have shit cooking technique.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I trust Ramsay with my food and Alton with my science. I trust Heston with both.

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Firespawn
Firespawn

Ramsay's a 3 michelin star chef
Alton's a nobody who learned how to cook just for a shitty show and teaches really plebby and shitty cooking practices

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

man I love altons restaurant its my favorite

Playboyize
Playboyize

Because he's autistic and hates having useless shit laying around.
Everyone has their personal line though, there's some people that will claim you don't need a stand mixer, you just need a whisk and some muscle.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Marco Pierre White is the best tv chef

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Apparently he's making a new season of good eats for netflix I'm pretty excited

Techpill
Techpill

You better not be lying about that. I'm unironically hyped just reading your post.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

This

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Alton with my science.
He's a cunt celebreitit. Peterson,Veistalt, Blmenthal, DeFrain, Lopez,
You dumb

Soft_member
Soft_member

ever since this retard decided that he really needed to grill his cheese (on alfoil no less) to make a "proper" grilled cheese with 5 or so completely redundant steps I knew he was a fuckwit contrarian. He wasn't even joking, acting all smug about his 20 minute sandwich prep, not including getting the coals up to heat. Figures this crowd would like him.

Not sure if I trust a single TV chef beyond Ian Parmenter.

girlDog
girlDog

Ramsay could cook circles around AB, but AB designed a show specifically for beginner home cooks, whereas everything Ramsay does that's actually trying to be instructional is pretty bad because he's worked in professional kitchens his entire life and has no clue how to be relatable to amateurs.

happy_sad
happy_sad

omg I'm drunbik too
cunts
We good.\

takes2long
takes2long

he's worked in professional kitchens his entire life and has no clue how to be relatable to amateurs.
You are suffering from retardation.
You are cute, however.

w8t4u
w8t4u

retardation
Retardation like "let's make a video about economical cooking and use SAFFRON and LAMB SHANKS"?

massdebater
massdebater

Wut? AB takes 10 steps to explain what kind of oil to use, what kind of pan to use, when, what, and how much to season and why, how to buy eggs, when to add the oil and how much and why, how to crack an egg, what utensil to scramble an egg with, how and when to add an egg to the pan, exactly what to look for before moving the eggs around...

Ramsay is just, PAN, NICE AND HOT!

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Ramsay goes over all those things in his perfect scrambled eggs video, though.
what kind of oil
"KNOB OF BUTTER"
what kind of pan to use
a heavy-bottom stainless steel skillet like he's using, obviously
how much to season
he goes over this too
how to buy eggs
what the fuck? from the store, you fucking moron. why would anybody need to go over this? most people don't live close to a farm or a farmer's market.
when to add the oil and how much
"KNOB OF BUTTER"
how to crack an egg
lmao what the fuck
what utensil to scramble an egg with
He uses a fucking fork in the video. You can see him using the fork. Are you so much of a dipshit you need him to fucking say it to you straight up?
Gordon is a man of few words. He doesn't assume you're a brain-dead retard that has to have everything spelled out for you.
I can get all the same information out of a Gordon video that I get out of an AB video without the handholding and spoonfeeding.

Methnerd
Methnerd

AB is a try hard. We've known this.
It's babby tier shit.
McGee is red pill. Hard to swallow. So much chemical truths. Get gud.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Got a lot of free time?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

hurr, use a fork on the same pan you're cooking eggs in

Is this your first day on Veeky Forums?

AB is the one who introduced McGee to our generation, dum dum. Half of Good Eats is basically just quoting OFaC.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

nope marco pierre white. taught gordon ramsey and made him cry like a bitch.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

You're right, he's using a spatula.
Sorry, I was thinking of Pepin's omelette video.
youtube.com/watch?v=s10etP1p2bU
You can use a fork if you're not a dipshit DuPont shill that buys teflon pans. Or is this YOUR first day on Veeky Forums?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I've been calling out anons for calling out Pepin for using a fork in that video for years, because who the fuck uses teflon these days? My point was that most of Veeky Forums has no idea what they're doing, and AB spells out everything in a way that's really relocatable to autists.

Soft_member
Soft_member

*relatable

takes2long
takes2long

there's some people that will claim you don't need a stand mixer, you just need a whisk and some muscle.
god damn it. Why did you have to call me out like that and make me feel self-conscious

Emberburn
Emberburn

You have poor comprehension skills. You should work on that.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

stockpot is a great chef

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