Anyone else?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

get 3+ beers in me
Immediately start being social as fuck, telling funny stories and flirting with every female in the vicinity

Anyone else?

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Booteefool
Booteefool

/r9k/

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

get 3+ beers in me
Immediately consume 1,000 - 2,000 calories worth of food

Anyone else?

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Soft_member
Soft_member

Wow, it's almost like alcohol lowers your inhibitions!

girlDog
girlDog

I remember being 18

Inmate
Inmate

get +3 beers in me
turn into hulk hogan and kill fags and hippies

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Skullbone
Skullbone

Before or after fucking your daughter with your shriveled member? Whooooooo!!!!

Evilember
Evilember

get 3+ beers in me
Immediately crap my pants
ENOUGH

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

commie scum

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

get 3 beers in me
get 3 more beers in me
get 3 more beers in me
get 3 more beers in me
can only think of getting laid at this point
Am I the only one?

TechHater
TechHater

but then you are too drunk to get it up?

FastChef
FastChef

I'm normally busting for a piss at this point.

Spamalot
Spamalot

I’m not too drunk after 12 beer to get it up
I usually get through the first 6 without a piss, but after that I doubt I can drink one without pissing

hairygrape
hairygrape

Yep.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Besides online West eurobros, I only make friends when I'm under the influence.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Nope, I do that sober.

takes2long
takes2long

huh?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

get 3+ beers in me
immediately feel the need to get another 3+ beers in me
repeat until death

Anyone else?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

huh?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

get however many beers in me
doesn't really lower my inhibitions anymore

takes2long
takes2long

get 3+ beers in me
immediately lock myself in the bathroom, play with my phone for 30 minutes and leave without saying a word

anyone else?

idontknow
idontknow

drink tons all day
try way too hard to be funny
see the disappointment and resentment in my friend's eyes

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Yep

Except for me it's a handle of vodka and immense regret.

Snarelure
Snarelure

get 3+ beers in me
the only thing lowered is my desire to live
Which is really unfortunate, because I genuinely like beer.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Wow its almost like you experienced the effects of the substance you took good job

Flameblow
Flameblow

Drunchies are fun

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JunkTop
JunkTop

Three beers are cool, but I prefer 12.

Either way, I don't need alcohol to make me social or flirt. Girls don't leave me alone, I'm not anything above a 6 physically, but takes about 8 beers for me to get my balls out of my pocket to take chances on hitting on dudes.

Sorry straight guys if I get touchy and grab your junk at a bar when I'm inebriated; take it as a compliment.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

stop by the bar with a few Buddies aftervwork
get home and find high school sweetheart I'm married neglected the kids and is drunk.
drop the kids off at their grandparents so that my wife and I go out for dinner.
drive three blocks to a quiet open field( not hard to find in Oregon).
get out of the caras if I'm going to open the door for my wife.
before she took off her seat belt, I start beating her.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

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Supergrass
Supergrass

What is this from?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I only did that once and if I drunkenly recall, he did ask for it and I didn't ejaculate inside him.

Don't be so sensitive, faggot.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Newfag and a tripfag all at once.
Don’t be that guy, guy.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

The original pasta is better.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

get 3+ shots in me
dance the night away

farquit
farquit

I agree. This version barely gets me hard at all.

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