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hairygrape
hairygrape

Jew here. Making matzo ball soup, homemade matzo, brisket, matzo jelly roll cake, and homemade marshmallows for matzo s'mores.

Apparently my sister's friend MIGHT be interested in an Easter ham. I've never made a ham before (lol). Do I just buy a cut of meat and salt it myself? Do I buy a pre-cured product and just roast it myself? How does one go about making an Easter ham? Help a (Reform) Jew (I don't keep kosher).

Also, what are y'all making for Passover and/or Easter? Anyone doing both?

Pic Semi-Related

I made whole wheat ones ( I think I used 50% whole wheat flour) with homemade poppy seed and prune fillings for Purim by a recipe from Jewish convert Tori Avey and they were gr8.

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All urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=dIeuBPDUzB0
marthastewart.com/333974/homemade-marshmallows
toriavey.com
joemlyman.com/lemon-coconut-matzo-jelly-roll.html
reformjudaism.org/jewish-life/food-recipes/basic-chicken-soup
toriavey.com/toris-kitchen/holiday-brisket/
geniuskitchen.com/recipe/soft-unleavened-bread-411521
youtube.com/watch?v=TIRPnatHrPs
schmaltzappetizing.com
hoax-alert.leadstories.com/3468884-fake-news-zookeeper-not-arrested-did-not-try-to-molest-500-pound-male-gorilla.html

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Why did you write all that out? What a stupid attempt at a thread.

DeathDog
DeathDog

I'm gonna bring bagels to the Easter brunch.

FastChef
FastChef

Why do you have to be so rude? I'm not shitposting or something. I'm talking about what I plan to cook for an upcoming food-centric holiday.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Goy here, I hope you get gassed. Also apologize for Jesus please he was special to us.

DeathDog
DeathDog

bump

JunkTop
JunkTop

To be fair Jesus wanted to die just to make a point anyways

youtube.com/watch?v=dIeuBPDUzB0

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

will you be my mommy? also what's your recipe for the marshmallows

Illusionz
Illusionz

huh?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

you type like a woman

"homemade marshmallows" im interested in this recipe

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

marthastewart.com/333974/homemade-marshmallows

I've never made this before though.

OP here. I'm a gay man.

takes2long
takes2long

once again ive been tricked. thank you for the recipe

Flameblow
Flameblow

So how many gentile foreskins did you consume so far you hook nosed shit.

WebTool
WebTool

It isn't the FORESKINS we eat silly, it is the fresh blood from an unbaptized Christian child that we use to flavor our finest Shmura Matzot.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Is that Jew diluting his genetic purity? Doesn't he know he has a responsibility to his people?

Nojokur
Nojokur

unbaptized
christian
Pick one. Real talk tho, what are some good chosen people recipes that us simple minded goys can prepare?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Can someone just fucking answer how the fucking hell I make a goddamn motherfucking Easter ham, please?

Tori Avey. She's a Southern belle convert so if her puny goyishe kop can handle it, you can too.

toriavey.com

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I still can't get over how ugly his wife is. She is hideous. Like Mark isn't a natural Chad, but even if he was a software developer who make 100K a year he could get a more attractive asian wife. Good God. That is fucking gross.

How can you eat across from that?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Post your Passover recipes dude, we never get Jewish food threads on Veeky Forums. It's always some cunt going on about his muh fast-food joint is better than yours or weeboo anime shit.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

what-a-burger is better than in n out though.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

in n out
coastie cucks cannot into butterburgers

takes2long
takes2long

I'm from Europe and have never eaten in any of the places mentioned in those threads but I like to go and make controversial statements in them to stir shit up.

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massdebater
massdebater

bb-but we have almonds and wine!

iluvmen
iluvmen

projecting this much

idontknow
idontknow

uwotm8? That wasn't sarcasm, it was a statement.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

muh avocados
Come talk to me when you get some real barbecue kiddo - with mustard like real men eat it.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

real mustard
Only I have real moutarde du dijon from marne.

You have flavorless slops of shit colored with Yellow 12

idontknow
idontknow

muh frog legs.
This is how you use mustard surrendermonkey. That feel when you yuropoors will never taste a true coneydog. Why even live?

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

surrendermonkey
he thinks I'm french

coneydog
Why the fuck does everything you americans make looks so goddamn disgusting.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

As always we take what you yuropoors make and then perfect it. Our country is basically a better Yurop face it.

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New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Maybe they like each other on a deeper level than just superficial looks? Perhaps if someone had ever liked you for your personality, you'd understand.

Nojokur
Nojokur

strawman

Illusionz
Illusionz

Been reading some Mills and Boons books, have you? Watching a few Meg Ryan movies? We're talking about the real world here.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Jew here
Who don't you step in there for a minute

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whereismyname
whereismyname

Americans
perfecting anything

viagrandad
viagrandad

being a joo
on forechin
thinking any post will involve anything other than kike, goy, schlomo, shekels, or gas chambers
is this the power of jooish intellect?

cum2soon
cum2soon

he seems like a rather upstanding fella

iluvmen
iluvmen

Who celebrates the murder of hundreds of children and babies? Passover sounds more than horrible.

And eek, zombies. Where is he living now btw?

RavySnake
RavySnake

You came to the wrong website boy

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

huh?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

joemlyman.com/lemon-coconut-matzo-jelly-roll.html

reformjudaism.org/jewish-life/food-recipes/basic-chicken-soup

(also a recipe for matzo balls tucked in there)

toriavey.com/toris-kitchen/holiday-brisket/

geniuskitchen.com/recipe/soft-unleavened-bread-411521

So does anyone here actually make food for Passover and Easter or do y'all just go to the nearest gas station and pick up a big bucket of friend chicken?

So I salted the brisket and it has been sitting in the fridge overnight. The broth for the soup is done and I still need to make the dumplings/ matzo balls today.

Still also have to make the jelly roll cake and the marshmallows.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Ctrl-f no John? I don't care if it's a troll thread, still have to post Chef John :

youtube.com/watch?v=TIRPnatHrPs

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

It is not a troll thread. Why the fuck would I lie about being Reform Jewish?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

This is a dumb question, but which cut of meat do I buy for a ham?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

For a proper ham, ham.

But Chef John used the shoulder instead. Just tell the butcher you want a skin on piece of pork to make a ham, assuming you use Chef John's recipe. It's not critical, it could be loin too.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Jew here
Easter Ham
Oy vey

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

"Just tell the butcher". I ain't got money to visit a butcher. Which cut of meat do I buy at the store?

I am a Reform Jew. The laws of Kashrut are optional for us. Also, I am making it for another person. I don't eat much ham, but that's because I don't like the taste. I eat BBQ pork several times a month.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I am a Reform Jew
So you're not a globalist trying to replace white gentiles with a mutt slave race to rule over or is it just a ham thing?

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New_Cliche
New_Cliche

So does anyone here actually make food for Passover and Easter

We make our own roasts for a nice breakfast, no brining a ham a week in advance though.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Eh, I'm not rich enough to need slave labor and I don't particularly care for the darker races, but for purposes of this thread, I am mostly concerned about ham.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

If that is true apologise for killing jesus and lying about the holocaust and I will give you your ham recipe

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Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Jesus isn't real. Einsatzgruppen dindu nuffin, day were good bois?

MPmaster
MPmaster

Get fucked kike that's not an apology I am wise to your pilpul

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Methshot
Methshot

"Just tell the butcher". I ain't got money to visit a butcher. Which cut of meat do I buy at the store?

Just get pork shoulder then, it's cheaper. Likely won't be skin on at the supermarket though.

TreeEater
TreeEater

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Evilember
Evilember

Milhouse Van Houten

Supergrass
Supergrass

Correct me if I'm wrong, it's been a while since I went to make believe gatherings, but isn't the whole point of Easter to celebrate the resurrection of Jesus? Also, don't Jews not eat pork?

This being said, hams are almost always pre cooked; I've never seen one sold raw. Most basic way to do then is score the skin in a diamond pattern, make a glaze, I typically do honey, Dijon mustard, pinch of nutmeg, dash of soy sauce and some black pepper, rub that all over and place whole cloves in the scoring. Bake until warm all they way thru and periodically brush the dropping all over

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Goy who posted this. To the glaze add some ginger and garlic too, both powdered.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

errr no he didn't want to die. he explicitly says so while praying but accepts that this is what needs to happen

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

this
if u buy it from a grocery store it usually has directions on it and don't add salt its salty enough

5mileys
5mileys

he's a historical figure numnuts

Flameblow
Flameblow

Why haven't you faggots opened up a decent pastrami Deli in Australia?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Does anyone know here in Toronto, Canada, can I just BUY potato latke? Near a subway station preferable, and if you remember the price too that would be great.

MPmaster
MPmaster

I am making it for someone else's Easter dinner. A family friend, perhaps, if he is interested. I think making someone else a ham it would need to be from scratch. I'd mainly be concerned with the quality of meat available since I didn't know about this well in advance and thus didn't get anything from the farmer's market and the quality of pork from Safeway is kinda meh and the shoulder is very fatty.

I do eat pork, I am a Reform Jew, and the laws of Kashrut are optional for us, but I don't really like ham that much for totally non-religious reasons.

The Chef John recipe linked says to use spices, salt, and saltpeter, which I would have to buy.

I don't actually like pastrami, I think the curing + smoking is a bit much. I prefer just corned (salt cured) beef, especially in a sour brine like Sauerbraten.

No idea but you can make them pretty easily in a food processor if you have one.

schmaltzappetizing.com

I do believe they sell latkes, I am not sure as to the cost.

You could call and ask. They are near Dupont subway station.

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My brisket is in the oven! I used 2 cans of diced tomatoes I wanted to use up, pureed in the food processor with garlic, brown sugar, and apple cider vinegar. I used a touch of MSG as well.

toriavey.com/toris-kitchen/holiday-brisket/

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Imma make a leg of lamb roast on Sunday for me and my mum.

Playboyize
Playboyize

I also have a leg of lamb in my freezer and I've never made one before. How would you suggest doing it?

Snarelure
Snarelure

She's an average Asian woman and they like each other. It's not like he's slumming with some landwhale because he can't do better.

RumChicken
RumChicken

He is slumming with an ugly asian woman because he doesn't have the social skills or attractiveness, let alone an interesting personality, to attract a white woman, let alone a fellow Jewish female. Hapa Jewish kids are a shanda fur die goy, really.

TechHater
TechHater

Actually i haven't either. I watched some videos but it all seems rather standard roast technique. Cover in herbs and slowly roast it in the oven together with root vegetables and some red wine in a dutch oven. I'll try a mint, rosemary, thyme garlic rub.

iluvmen
iluvmen

I'd mainly be concerned with the quality of meat available since I didn't know about this well in advance and thus didn't get anything from the farmer's market and the quality of pork from Safeway is kinda meh and the shoulder is very fatty.

The kind of ham your wifes friend is likely referring to isn't some fine cut of meat. It's likely going to be cured, salted and potentially smoked. I highly, highly doubt a farmers market would legitimately carry a raw ham leg. I wouldn't get caught up in quality; you'll likely end up spending more money than needed, but I will say make sure it's bone in. One of my personal favorite ingredients is a leftover ham bone in some beans or lentils.

I do eat pork, I am a Reform Jew, and the laws of Kashrut are optional for us, but I don't really like ham that much for totally non-religious reasons.

So what do you guys even believe? My parents foolishly and wrongly circumcised me, does that make me an honorary Reformed Jew? I eat basically everything.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Is that communist Jew or Zionist Jew?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

They definitely carry raw pork of all sorts. I'm just asking which part of the animal it is. There are at least 2 whole hog butchers who pull up with a truck of every pig part possible on Sundays here.

Reform Jews are pluralistic and universalistic. Most everything halachic is optional. Belief in G-d is encouraged, but not required. It is mainly a gathering point for ethnic Jews who want to raise their kids Jewish without fully learning Hebrew or living apart in any way from goyim.

RumChicken
RumChicken

H A T C H E T
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T F A C E

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

You could call and ask. They are near Dupont subway station.

Thanks, I I know Caplansky sold them but I also heard that store closed now.

I avoid frying food at home, I live in an apartment with old kitchen fans. Plus I want something authentic. I remember liking it when one of my Jewish teacher brought it too school once but if I make it now I won't know if I had made it wrong.

Supergrass
Supergrass

She's an average Asian woman
She a DOCTOR! Back in university it had looked like she would have earned more money than him.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

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Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Doctors are speshul!!!
Killing people with pharmaceutical drugs doesn't make someone a genius.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Jews celebrate passover/pesach t commemorate their escape from egypt if I'm not mistaken. Jesus just happened to be murdered by them and their Roman masters a few days before only to be resurrected on easter.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Can't wait for passover dinner this fridayy wooo

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TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Jews celebrate passover to rape and kill children.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Veeky Forums has never seen such a good joke. appreciated. totally hilarious. such relevent. well done to you sir. I know.. cause I have the same joke in my head. but couldn't word it.

5mileys
5mileys

Why do you have to be so rude? I'm not shitposting
JEW HERE!

Techpill
Techpill

No doubt but that is to commemorate the whole exodus thing, plus I suppose they just really hate gentile children.

hairygrape
hairygrape

But I really am a Jew...

DeathDog
DeathDog

my condolences. please find your way to the nearest oven and do the world a favor.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

bump

StonedTime
StonedTime

huh?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

whereismyname
whereismyname

This looks like a perfect mix of Central European, Greek and Persian cuisine.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Reform Jews are pluralistic and universalistic. Most everything halachic is optional. Belief in G-d is encouraged, but not required. It is mainly a gathering point for ethnic Jews who want to raise their kids Jewish without fully learning Hebrew or living apart in any way from goyim.

So it's kinda like if you guys were an Italian community but NOT Catholics?

The lines between religion and culture can be complex. I identify as Christian like my Aunts, but I still believe in Buddhist and Taoist beliefs...culturally. My grandother who is the mother of my aunts converted to Christianity as well, but she also watches that TV program with the Buddhist monk about Buddhist wisdom.

Hey, there are MANY different kinds of ham, don't give up! It's delicious and healthy (in moderation) I think it only got banned by Jews and Muslims in the first place is because pork, raised poorly, used to have the eaters shitting to death.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Hey, there are MANY different kinds of ham, don't give up! It's delicious and healthy (in moderation) I think it only got banned by Jews and Muslims in the first place is because pork, raised poorly, used to have the eaters shitting to death.

Like, if I was ever on a plane that crashed on an island, I think I will stay away from the boars there or cook it VERY THROUGHLY.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

i want a jewish wife. :(

So bad.. She could cook for me.. And say she wants to covnert me..... oh. wow... my pants. I need to go outside and run.

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TalkBomber
TalkBomber

bump

viagrandad
viagrandad

jew

massdebater
massdebater

WOW look at this HUMANOID doing such NORMAL and RELATABLE humanoid ACTIVITIES. HAHA it brings a SMILE to my HUMANOID face!

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w8t4u
w8t4u

pictured here is myself and my biologically female mate creating carbohydrate energy rich foods in a heating process known as "baking". Such baking is often performed routinely at specific times in the earth's orbital cycle as a primitive way to honor events that occurred previously in the timeline under similar circumstances

Evilember
Evilember

Is this a JIDF hearts and minds thread?

SniperWish
SniperWish

trying to go through mcdonalds drive-thru
this completely standard homo sapien walks in-front of your car and blocks your path
What do?

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TechHater
TechHater

I guess reptilians don't have mcls

FastChef
FastChef

It's kind of scary how it's acceptable and trendy now among american Liberals to be pro Palestine and hate jews. Antisemitism is everywhere.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

That's, in part, why I voted Trump. His daughter is an Orthodox Jewish convert and this will be the first time we have a President with beautiful Jewish grandchildren running amok amidst the White House for holiday parties and such.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Yeah too bad focusing on the state of Israel is irrelevant and not the actual problem. The state of Israel is aetup to be the fall guy for when anti-Semitism gets too hot.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

When I ask other liberals about how they can justify their neo-antisemitism, they usually answer "We don't hate all jews, we just don't like Zionists."

That's pretty much like saying "We don't hate all blacks, just the niggers."

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

being THIS woke
It's true m8. All of it.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

"We don't hate all jews, we just don't like Zionists."

Funny liberals say YOU'RE RACIST AND WRONG if you believe Muslims support terrorism, and then turn around and say "ALL JEWS ARE PRETTY MUCH ZIONISTS"

Some serious double standard and mental gymnastics here.

Methshot
Methshot

liberals
Fucking where? All the liberals seem to do is bring up the Holocaust and it's always some fucking jew saying it. If anything it's the far right people actually calling out jews for the bullshit

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

implying Jesus wasn't some trickster magician because everyone was a good damn fool b.c.

Illusionz
Illusionz

reptilians

How dare you! That is a perfectly normal human being, being perfectly normal, as he is human!

hairygrape
hairygrape

Sorry to interrupt but is anyone actually cooking any food for a Seder or an Easter meal this weekend? That was the intended purpose of this thread.

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SniperWish
SniperWish

ALL JEWS ARE PRETTY MUCH ZIONISTS
Said no progressive ever. There's a big difference between disliking the zionist state policies of palestinian oppression and hating all jews. The hating of a group of people simply because they belong to a group is the purview of the fascist alt-right and sturmdrumpfers, not progressives.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Is a tax on yarmulkes a tax on Jews?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

getting adult circumcision for wife
Lol naw nigga
Would love to pump and dump a jewess though

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Zuckerberg is married to Jeremy Lin. LOLS

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

0.004 shekels deposited to your account

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

t. soyboy here

Gonna make something vegan for family Easter dinner. Prob bringing pic related

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Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

No kikes please.

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SniperWish
SniperWish

2018
still begin a jew

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Jew food gives me gas

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

gay Jew
kek

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

it was paul, another jew, who was special to you. he just used the jesus stories floating around to make a new religion. hail yahweh, the war god of ZION.

JunkTop
JunkTop

oy vey! we eat McDonald’s just like you, goyim. Now look the other way as we sell at your personal info to private parties

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

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Methnerd
Methnerd

Our country is basically a better Yurop face it.

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Skullbone
Skullbone

participating in Jew LARPing
Nope.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

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TechHater
TechHater

comparing a terrorist attack to a regular daily occurrence with chimps in the muttUSA

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whereismyname
whereismyname

Give me one good reason for not rounding up the lot of them and shipping them back to Wakanda.
The savings in wellfare and healthcare as well as the enormous drop in violent crime would be the greatest boon, if you'll excuse the expression, to the country since it was founded.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

There is no reason, it should be done, along with mass deportation of shitskin migrants in the EU.

goyim, you need to let in millions of do-nothing negro rapists ragheads or you will economically collapse!

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Soft_member
Soft_member

It's weird. There are some East Africans that seem to be fine, but West and Central Africans ALL have the chimp-out gene.

But yeah, it's a shame we can't start shipping repeat offenders out on boats.

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Booteefool
Booteefool

thinks Europedo's are devoid of shitskin violence

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takes2long
takes2long

Less nigger violence than you tyrone.

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Bidwell
Bidwell

Give me one good reason for not rounding up the lot of them and shipping them back to Wakanda.
Because they’re American citizens who have exactly the same rights as you.

Techpill
Techpill

I once pondered the ramifications behind passing a bill to protect civilians against felons and lawyers. Something along the lines of; 'During the commission of a violent felony a guilty perpetrator surrenders all rights until criminal action has ended or has been subdued.'

The wording needs to be better, but no more of this suing because you fell down the stairs after breaking and entering. Or suing for your medical bills after getting shot during an armed robbery. You have no rights during the commission of a felony until surrender.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Stfu Eurofag.

WebTool
WebTool

Confirmed to be fake. Come the fuck on, that nigger on the pic is a stock foto from like a fucking decade ago.

hoax-alert.leadstories.com/3468884-fake-news-zookeeper-not-arrested-did-not-try-to-molest-500-pound-male-gorilla.html

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

this board is dedicated to food and cooking

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TechHater
TechHater

Doctors don't do that though, you basement dwelling sperg. Just because you are too inept to get throught Med school, does not mean that Doctors are evul.

So yea, doctors are special, and contribute more to society than your NEET ass.

FastChef
FastChef

I really am not a fan of their sort. Not at all.

How does matza soup work? Doesn't it get soggy?

Booteefool
Booteefool

Doctor's are directly responsible for every mass shooting since the 90s. The common underlying thread is always anti-depressants. Who prescribes those? Exactly.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Sure thing, pal.

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Evilember
Evilember

So yea, doctors are special

They sure did fuck all for Bruce Jenner.....

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

want to eat hot cross buns for Good Friday
still fasting for Lent
doing water fasting so I can't eat anything at all
My religion is getting in the way of my religion

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Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I don't make traditional foods anymore my family is kill.
It wouldn't be worth the effort and probably just make me sad.

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Emberburn
Emberburn

Just let it go, user. None of it matters.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I hope you find Jesus. He matters. I'll pray for you.

hairygrape
hairygrape

circumcision
Bruh that's not what he meant by convert.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

be a jew and buy one already made!

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