How long could you survive on coffee and cigarettes?

Lunatick
Lunatick

How long could you survive on coffee and cigarettes?

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

a lot longer if you recycled your own cum

5mileys
5mileys

Depends how fat you are. The average person would probably last about 20 days.

Bidwell
Bidwell

60.

Inmate
Inmate

From anecdotal evidence? 22 days until you get discharged from the Italian military for being severely ill. I don't know how long till death after that though.

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likme
likme

Why would a person live 3 times longer on coffee and cigarettes as they would on just water?

Playboyize
Playboyize

cigarettes have electrolytes

WebTool
WebTool

huh?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

e-cigarettes

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

cigarettes have electrolytes

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

huh?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Is there any milk in the coffee?

DeathDog
DeathDog

cigarettes have electrolytes

Methshot
Methshot

source?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

fuck off rebbit.

Spamalot
Spamalot

probably electrolytes dunno bout the milk tho

happy_sad
happy_sad

Considering this thread is probably inspired by that "breakfast fit for kings" pasta, I'd say the coffee is black.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Since when is asking for a source instead of taking an user at their word a reddit thing?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

since when
since obvious shit posts are taken seriously.

TreeEater
TreeEater

uh as long as it takes to starve?

Emberburn
Emberburn

Probably like a week I have asthma

Firespawn
Firespawn

kek.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Until you die

Techpill
Techpill

Long enough.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Until I get punched in the face by the long dick of cancer

RavySnake
RavySnake

Too long. Take my advice, stick to cyanide and pure oxygen bottles.

cum2soon
cum2soon

It's what plants crave

RumChicken
RumChicken

You can live 60 on water.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

60 seconds

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

try it and see

Bidwell
Bidwell

How long could you survive on weed and Monster?

WebTool
WebTool

Noscope 420

Lunatick
Lunatick

7 seasons on TV.

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