Webm thread

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Oh boy another 280 reply thread with the same 30 webms posted like last time
LOL HOW DOES HE FIT ALL THE EGGS UP HIS ARSE WITHOUT BREAKING THEM
I hope your all your families get murdered in a home invasion.

You need to take a break.

lol mad

How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>WAAAAAAHHHH SOMEBODY ELSE FIX THESE THREADS FOR ME!!! I JUST WANT TO CRY AND WON'T POST ANY WEBMS! MOOOOOOM!

Lol you mad boi

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I grew up in Tijuana, Mexico, and coconuts are a common street food, but they always leave the green outer husk on. So I didn't know until I was old enough for it to be embarrassing that the brown, fuzzy coconut with the three holes that you always see in cartoons was just the inner husk and not a completely different variety/cultivar of cocounut.

No one gives a fuck, shitskin

I see them on the streets every summer in queens and brooklyn, it took me forever to learn the same thing.

Seeya. Don't break any eggs on the way out.

you really need a break bro

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huh?

I bet that plastic isn't BPA free.

best advise so far.

come back in tw month and you might see 10 new ones

forgot webm

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What's a good webm-making guide?

How is this any different than drawing dicks on a bunch of stuff?

dicks are easier to draw

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I hate my family, so I'm posting some webms.

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Normal people who aren't alcoholics

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:(

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Based jaded poster

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How does he stay so mad without breaking the eggs?

>How is this any different
One is socially acceptable if you do it under the guise of empowering women.

>I hate my family
What happened user?

huh?

awkward boner is awkward

>mfw

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this is a you

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only you can report and hide "crust" webms so this insufferable autist leaves

God, why does he put raisins on everything?

How does she fall down without breaking all the hearts?

name pls

Was he arrested?

>partial arts
hueheuheuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuhueuheuheuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhe

i hate having to fuck around with picking apart fish and seafood, it's such a faff for not a lot of reward

fucking kill yourself

> le awkward boner face
kys
fucking kys

>being this butthurt

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I don't think anyone is feeling empowered because of a fake vagina drilled into a turkey, you triggered virgin

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How does he get the coconut out of there without breaking his teeth?

*soy* *soy*
*soy*?
*soy* *soy*
*soy*!

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will tihs work with electro or induction? have one of these shitty gas camping stoves but i'm insecure when it comes to heat

>That second pie

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Haha funny chicken

i doubt it but you could always try

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I think he believes its like the secret to his longevity or something

>le
>kys
Take your own advice.

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coal burner that hasn't paid the toll yet
soon

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>LE Take your own advice. FACE

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what she do

>haha its impossible for ME to get diabetes, right?

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Why is that Nutella so gooey?

huh?

can people unironically enjoy sugary shit like this?

You want savory?

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Well, that video was obviously being ironic, so possibly not.

looks like fucking prison food

The skill level. People don't make fun of Leonardo DaCaprio for drawing dicks on church ceilings. either.

Huh?

Well I had a giggle

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>I don't think
Sounds about right

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Something fancier then?

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That isn't true

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It is 2018 user, now bend over

Seconded

I cant tell if this is serious

jack? that you?

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Steak katsu sounds like it could be pretty good.

what's the JAV code?

I don't mind that he's on coke or retarded or has palsy or whatever, but I'd never eat there because that filthy fucker just picks his nose and wipes it on his apron like it's no big deal.

You know this guy works for Mormon missionaries, right?

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>only folded like 8 times
DISONARABRU

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So does he get his superior tooth strength from his magic underwear?

okay?

what did she do? why is he so mad? i don't get it

He's a virgin, so the moment she blew that kiss he couldn't resist chasing her down for the long-awaited gift.

god I wish that were me

she cute tho

yamero!!!

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Oi! Bin that knife m8!

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