What do you cook for them?

cum2soon
cum2soon

hey, user!
we heard you're a great cook!
wanna give it your best shot?

What do you cook for them?

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likme
likme

hot dick

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Meth.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

'nara

Skullbone
Skullbone

Chicken and broccoli

RavySnake
RavySnake

(((pulled pork)))

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

hey user!
Can you buy us girls a drink?

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

No i spent my whole paycheck on clothes and jewelry so i can flex like a nigger

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

huh?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

no, jamal drained all my money while he fucked you in the ass

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Can you buy us girls a drink?
us girls
Thank god they said they were girls or I would have no idea who to buy drinks for. When's the last time you talked to a girl senpai

whereismyname
whereismyname

Fuck off samefag

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

user, we keep hearing about your signature dish!
what's the matter, scared of cooking for us girls?

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

christ this is why I don't visit america

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I made a lamb loin fillet with garlic and rosemary carrots and potatoes and wilted spinach over the weekend.

It was pretty good. The lamb was pink the whole way through. It also looks impressive while cooking. Lots of steam and loud hissing from hot oil and deglazing of pans. Would cook for a date.

5mileys
5mileys

Speaking of terrible shots; use fill flash next time, retard.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

the jewess four

Emberfire
Emberfire

Only the middle and right. Left girl can fuck off back to Israel.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Those fucking noses
Yikes

StonedTime
StonedTime

girl

Lunatick
Lunatick

I'd tell them to come to my restaurant and give them a couple free apps. It's not like anyone is getting laid by inviting three grills who think they're better than they are over to your place.

Booteefool
Booteefool

la creatura...

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Left is a tranny

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Hell yeah! First we gotta get stoned so I can think about it.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Don’t be a bigot

DeathDog
DeathDog

I can make a mean matza ball.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Pasta alla olio and a lot of cheap wine.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I don't cook for uneducated plebs. I'd suggest they go to McDonald's or KFC.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Yanks really are mutts

viagrandad
viagrandad

Good morning, user. Want a bite?

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likme
likme

Yeah I know, you need to have multiple generations of inbreeding to get the perfect teeth you fuckers have.

Snarelure
Snarelure

I'm not certain these are biologically female... Or biologically human, for that matter.

Snarelure
Snarelure

not looking at the knife when cutting
trying to saw through the cutting board
santoku blades generally
licking a cooking knife near the blade
letting the knife touch her nose
eating while holding a kitchen knife
I'm triggered on so many fucking levels lads.

takes2long
takes2long

What's up with white women not being able to cook?

hairygrape
hairygrape

A bowl of chicken soup with plenty of arsenic and a side of fresh crusty bread. I'll be enjoying their bodies for at least a fortnight.

RumChicken
RumChicken

The one on the left is a tranny right?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I don't drink and I don't associate with whores that drink

massdebater
massdebater

Meat veggie and carb with pan sauce

Methnerd
Methnerd

Stonehenge
Young Hillary Clinton
A literal troll

Surely, you can find better examples of white women than this.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Avacado toast and a Cafe Cubano

SniperWish
SniperWish

literally nothing wrong with far left

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

No I don't buy girls drinks that's paying for their time if I was going to pay a girl for her time I'm getting a hooker so it's certain I'll get laid
You three most likely couldn't afford my cooking but if you come by my job I can give you an extra amuse booche

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Hey there, user!
We've never had a man try to cook for us before!
Do you really think this is appropriate?

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FastChef
FastChef

Oy gevalt!

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

You just know the one on the left likes hard anal

Lunatick
Lunatick

They arent even very cute. In fact i think they all might be chubby except maybe the one on the left
Ill take her

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

christ this is why I don't visit america

MPmaster
MPmaster

group of jews
can't afford something

It's like you don't even know how the world works

farquit
farquit

This is why I don't visit the west overall DESU

happy_sad
happy_sad

her

takes2long
takes2long

Yeah even she isnt pretty though. If i had to choose itd be that 1 tho

massdebater
massdebater

Thinking Jew women would spend $50 on a plate of food
Do you even know any Jewish people irl?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

what is even the point of taking a fucking picture

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Pasta alla olio?????? Is that a muslim dish Mohamed??? AGLIO EH OLIO dick head

Methshot
Methshot

Fuck off. Food is expensive. They can pay me for labor and provide the groceries and maybe I'll think about it cunts

JunkTop
JunkTop

same here but served in their juicy buns

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Illusionz
Illusionz

They're all ugly Mom faces, what is this?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

these are men aren't they, I've been here too long to fall for this trick again

Soft_member
Soft_member

I grew up with them for ~18 years of my life

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I used to work with a Somali Muslim girl, she used to wear a hijab, but not a burka, and one time, it fell off while I was in the room, and for the rest of the time that I worked there, she kept joking that I had to marry her.

That has nothing to do with what's happening in this thread.

w8t4u
w8t4u

She wasn't joking, she was freaking out internally.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

omg, is that user!
I heard he makes the best food!

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

The two on the right are definitely women.

The one on the far left is obviously male. The jaw is masculine (not like Morgan Manjaw feminine jaw[xgames host]).

The hair on the far left was obviously done by someone who doesn't have a lot of experience styling hair. Women in that extravagant setting, as shown in the picture, will have access to a high end beautrician. The arms on the far left are not only chubby for xhe's size but the broad shoulders along with it.

I hope my post was easy to read. I have a mental speech impediment. Inhibits my ability to communicate with people when I'm nervous.

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JunkTop
JunkTop

Why didn't you marry her? I would have done it.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Not the guy you're quoting but what is good aboit Somalian women?

The Somalian people have the worst attitudes (like Latinas but worse), aggressive, no concept in fulfilling their obligations, and not very smart.

Ethiopian women are much more pretty and nice.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I don't know I just want a girl to love me.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Wait, I remembered what actually happened. The hijab didn't fall off, she had the day off and was video chatting with one of my other female coworkers, and she wasn't wearing it because she was at home. So my coworker turned the phone to me so I would say hi, and I asked if I was allowed to see her hair.

Anyway, she was like five feet tall and had three kids. She was an odd duck. She used to make me give her cigarettes, because they're apparently not specifically forbidden in the Quran, but then made me go with her to a hidey corner so the other Somalis wouldn't see her smoking.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

She used to make me give her cigarettes, because they're apparently not specifically forbidden in the Quran, but then made me go with her to a hidey corner so the other Somalis wouldn't see her smoking.
Because she wanted to be alone with you, dipshit.

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