>go to sushi restraunt expecting the true Japanese experience >restraunt name is written in hiragana as well as some dishes and pockets for chopsticks >order a full diner plate with green tea and warm sake on the side, using Japanese words to the best of my ability >so far, so good >suddenly overhear two waiters talking >realize they're not noble Japanese but filthy dime-a-dozen chinks >get up from my seat, hurl chopsticks at the fishtank and leave without a word >save face
when I was a children I went with my mom and brother to eat a burger in a local restaurant, we waited literally 2 hour for it and it wasn't even that good.
Kayden Gutierrez
Dumb Frogposter. Consider killing yourself.
Lucas Richardson
>go to Jiro with friends >pay 283.50 US Dollar each >enjoying conversation with our expensive meal >"eat faster gaijin" >"your half hour is over, get out"
Mason Powell
In South Korea I was treated kinda poorly at the first restaurant I went to.
To be fair, I'm a stupid tourist who can't say more than please and thank you in Korean, so I get where that is coming from.
>it's the first of the month >go to the McDonalds drive-thru to celebrate instead of the normal drive-thru I use when I'm being frugal >pay in cash because (((bankers))) won't give me a credit card, who needs it? they'll ruin your life >total is $6.07 because I splurged and got an extra large cola >give the guy a $10 and a bunch of pennies just to fuck with him >count the change afterwards >dumb nigger accidentally gave me an extra nickel in change >mfw he probably got fired >mfw I defeated the (((globalists))) again today as I do every day >mfw I got an amazing deal on a top-tier burger I always have good experiences because I'm white
>le epic frogposter hate meme xD I'm such a channer you guys!
Oliver Hughes
>try to chat with sushi chef about Japan >he says that he is Korean >tell him that I "empathise with the plight of comfort women" >he looks at me with utter contempt and hatred
>wandering around with the family >looking for somewhere to eat >find a place called "The Okoboji Inn" >sure, why not? >get seated >it's a little dirty >order >wait >wait >wait >waitress comes out, says they're out of the ribs my sister ordered >there's only like one other table, they should not be running out of shit >but whatever >sis reorders >wait >suddenly things start to fucking reek >reek like shit >all pretty dismayed >she comes out again with filthy rubber gloves >starts telling us that they've run out of a bunch of other shit >dad gets pissed >straight up grumbles "what is that horrible smell?" >waitress nervously chuckles >asks dad "could it be ASIAN SPICES?" >shoves her filthy gloves in his face >we all get up and leave
Mason Wright
might as well commit and order opium at a Chinese place
In his defense, he is a senile old man. He probably should've retired twenty years ago for the sake of the sushi's quality.
Brandon Bennett
most imperial "shock troops" were unironically korean. Lern2history
Kevin Ward
Has to be money laundering desu
Jeremiah Cruz
>le epic frog reaction pic from "Veeky Forums-starter-pack-for-reddit.zip"
Jason Phillips
You didn't read the prompt you illiterate Mexican God you're worse than the nigger
Ryan Butler
>restraunt >restruant solid 7.4/10
Jacob Foster
Is Benihana and hibachi in general even Japanese?
Lincoln Wright
Yes and no. Hibachi is based on teppanyaki. But the benihana theater stuff isn't done in Japan.
Andrew Rogers
>go to local Mom'n'Pop diner one day with the family to have burgers and play pool >special ed class stops by after a field trip or something >retards file out, proceed to wreck the place >one of the retards shit their pants at the cash register >we decide to leave rather than deal with the smell >didn't even get my burger
