How long before hipsters discover boiled peanuts?

How long before hipsters discover boiled peanuts?

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If it's not in the interweb, it doesn't exist to them.
Congrats, faggot you just ruined it.

How is that legal? Just settting up a stand and selling food?

lmao how quaint. Your sad little 3rd world mind can't process the idea of freedom.

If the dude aint black
Them peanuts is wack

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Selling food without a permit is illegal in the US
And, even if you have a permit to sell, you need another permit in order to sell food that you have grown yourself

Why would you boil a peach?

There's a boiled peanuts food truck/stand thing in minneapolis already. It's been around for 2 years now

dumbass look at the table

just look at that fucking set up

>perfectly centered banner
>bags conveniently hanging directly in front of the salesman
>TWO price lists clearly displayed for easy customer viewing
>Professionally made WOODY'S sign with the word "more" added for mystery
>Pre-bagged peanuts cleanly presented in center of table
>Bowls and buckets for empty shells
>Clorox wipes for any unforeseen spills
>Using burlap as table cloth for a nice rustic feel

this man is a true professional

Heh

Lol if anything you have the freedom to get shot

freedom is pretty scary

You need a permit to sell food

The peaches are ASE certified?

Its not like its impossible to sell food without one. Whos gonna check?

Why are you not mad about boiled tomaytoes

Boiled peanuts. Tomatoes & peaches.
vs
Boiled peanuts, tomatoes, and peaches.

>he doesn't use oxford ampersands

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Freedom comes at a price, but It's worth it.

You're an asshole, but that was pretty funny.

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That nigger needs some punctuation lessons then. I don't expect Joyce, but holy fuck.

You're a simple person, aren't you

Less steps to make sauce nigga.

Those peaches don't even look boiled!
This is false advertising!

>Hipsters discover boiled peanuts.
>Start to open boiled avocado shops next to boiled peanut tents.
>Claim that white boiled peanut stand owners are appropriating black culture.
>Start to paint their shops in shitty ways.
>Claim they were "attacked" with paint from "alt-right"
>Close within a week.
>No more peanut stands.
>Price of peanuts skyrockets.

It actually says "Boiled, Peanuts Tomatoes & Peaches"

THIS AIN'T BOILED NUTS

THIS HERE, IS BOILED CHEESEBURGA

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Shit wait till they find steamed peanuts.

Wait but how does he get out of the stand without breaking any of the peanuts?

Why would he need to get out before selling them all? Thats literally his only job

Theyre made to order

Are boiled peanuts considered to be activated?

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when i was a kid my parents would take me to the "Green Man" that sold roadside produce. He was an older black guy around 70. he always had great produce and boiled peanuts. I remember going to see the Green Man since i was 8 or 9. Fast forward to high school and my mom sends me to pick up produce from the Green Man. I get produce and he asks me if I needed any reefer. From then on I got my weed from the Green Man until he passed away. RIP GREEN MAN

Spoiler: Your mom also got weed from the "Green Man"