Where do these things get their flavor from?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

no sugar
no calories
no artificial sweeteners

where do these things get their flavor from?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six_pack_rings
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youtube.com/watch?v=LB_YWGuYGn4

Methnerd
Methnerd

ball sweat

Emberburn
Emberburn

Huh?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Huh?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Huh?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

From essence, dumbass.

whereismyname
whereismyname

I like the lemon or lime mixed with bourbon.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

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girlDog
girlDog

Huh?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Step aside.

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Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

After all, what is flavor? Just an idea. And if you already have that idea, what need is there for tawdry ingredients to remind you of it? The flavor is there, within you. We provide the vessel. It is up to you to embody it.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I hate the misleading labels on "natural flavor." Fun fact about "artificial flavor" vs "natural flavor." Artificial is pretty self-explanatory, someone created a chemical that tastes like a desired flavor; vanillin is probably the best known of them, and arguably truffle oil could go here.

"Natural flavor," though, doesn't mean that they get the flavor compounds from the actual ingredient, just that the flavor compounds come from a "natural" or "organic" source (organic in the chemical sense, not the grocery store sense). Let's say, for example, that someone somehow found out that beaver assholes taste faintly like strawberry. If you could find a way to isolate the strawberry flavor of beaver asshole, you could use it in place in real strawberry, because strawberries are fucking expensive. Obviously, you're not going to put "beaver asshole extract" in your ingredients list, so you can put the far nicer sounding "natural flavor." Now, instead of imagining this scenario as purely hypothetical, know that this is a real thing, because that's basically what Castoreum is.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

wuh?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

same question

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

the homeopathy of carbonated beverages

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Huh?

TechHater
TechHater

Castoreum
is that banned now, for conservation reasons? it's also used in perfumery and like other animal products used in fragrances (civet, ambergris, musk, etc.), it's all synthetic now

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Make way for the real flavored sparkling drink.

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TreeEater
TreeEater

The vodka

takes2long
takes2long

that thing is like 46 grams of sugar

Playboyize
Playboyize

this is retarded. stop it.

Soft_member
Soft_member

So what? It tastes like something at the least.

Methshot
Methshot

Is it really? That's like twice the amount of sugar as a can of Coke.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

what is fruit juice

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Huh?

Supergrass
Supergrass

Nobody said or implied that juice is low in sugar.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Going to add "huh?" to my filter list now. Thanks anons

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

how do you get over the bitterness of carbonated water
it's awful

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

this niggerspeak meme

Soft_member
Soft_member

People on ck r so manly they think its too sweet

girlDog
girlDog

cans
in a paperbox
Could that be more wasteful?

takes2long
takes2long

BETES

SniperGod
SniperGod

Yes. At least cardboard decomposes and doesn't strangle animals.

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WebTool
WebTool

That fucking breaks my heart and I'm a hardcore meat eater.

Cut those rings you lazy fucks.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

What would that accomplish at this point? Kill the fucking thing, Frank-n-stein

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

huh?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

i have came to edumacate you fucks, so get ready to learn some shit

since 1989, six-pack rings in the US have been manufactured to be 100 percent photo-degradable, so the plastic will begin to disintegrate in just a few weeks, allowing animals to easily free themselves from the brittle and crumbling rings

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six_pack_rings

massdebater
massdebater

thats how evolution starts

SniperWish
SniperWish

That's good. But cardboard is still better. It decompose to microparticles and turn the ocean into a lifeless swamp.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Veeky Forums is basically just Reddit now, user. This faggotry is just part and parcel now.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

terpenes

TechHater
TechHater

beaver asshole extract

I think the coconut one must have a little bit of this

massdebater
massdebater

Haha thanks Cracked.com!

Methnerd
Methnerd

there are countless cases of clone threads being posted on both Veeky Forums and reddit that include the same replies and everything
reddit even added greentext to make the threads seem more similiar

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

huh?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I meant cut it BEFORE that happens.

It doesn't matter if an animal gets caught before those six weeks. Just break the rings as you drink them, it takes no effort. Furthermore, not all of them are made or sold in the US.

WebTool
WebTool

Yep. Whether it was bots posting fake threads, or somebody just copypasting entire threads back and forth just for shits. Who knows.
my conspiracy theory is they used the same servers for both sites just to fuck with people and end the reddit/Veeky Forums meme war

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

kek

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

no its not

takes2long
takes2long

animals are tasty, but hard to eat when they are alive. kill 'em all i say

farquit
farquit

so nobody can actually answer the question. great thanks huh.

iluvmen
iluvmen

The whole topic was retarded in the first place, who gives a shit

Playboyize
Playboyize

Who doesn't like to crack open a few Croix with the boix?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

S O I X B O I X

Emberburn
Emberburn

La Croix: The Official Drink of the LGBTQBRAPPFT Community

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

it's esters, faggo

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

what's that

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

they suck the flavor chemicals out of a fruit or berry or whatever and add it into the water

askme
askme

Victorian turtle

StonedTime
StonedTime

I invite you to buy club soda, squeeze the juice from1 lime in it w/ some ice; best drink there is.

Snarelure
Snarelure

this but also add rum, mint leaves, and sugar

5mileys
5mileys

Jew-loving Amerimutts feel the need to buy a pre-packaged drink with "no sugar, calories, or artificial sweeteners" inatead of just having a glass of fucking water
Has it seriously become this bad in Anglo countries?

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likme
likme

he doesn't find joy in flavored, carbonated beverages
Let's see that water drinking license, Mohammad

Evilember
Evilember

I'm drinking the orange one just now and it only has 28.7g of sugars.

Bidwell
Bidwell

I've literally never seen or heard a black person use the word specific. how is this niggerspeak specifically?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

How dare you consume anything for taste or pleasure?!

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I don't get whatever point you're trying to make.

Lunatick
Lunatick

t. Trivia website circa 2006

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

They probably pronounced it like "pacific" and you were too retarded to realize they weren't conversing about oceanic geography

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

you left out cum, dipshit.
kill yourself.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

One of the current popular artificial sweeteners, I forget which one, was accidentally discovered when someone licked their fingers to turn some pages. The papers had been contaminated with by-products of an aluminum smelting process.

Your generation calls it an artificial sweetener. My generation called it industrial waste.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

plastic decomposes dumbass.

DeathDog
DeathDog

being a homophobe
kys!

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

doubting nature

iflscience.com/environment/bacteria-evolving-eat-plastic-dump-into-oceans/

bacteria will eat literally fucking anything. the most neat part? animal digestion is facilitated heavily by gut flora aka bacteria, meaning meaning that animals capable of digesting plastic could theoretically exist in the near future.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I prefer xylitol myself, tastes exactly like sugar. shame it kills the fuck out of dogs and cats

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

yeah, but it takes at least a decade for it to start to decompose, more to break down further

WebTool
WebTool

tastes just like sprite to me. then again i am a supertaster

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Nowhere, they taste like sewage.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

L A C R O I X B O I X
youtube.com/watch?v=LB_YWGuYGn4

TechHater
TechHater

patrician

the essence. it's the fruit oils that carries the aroma

FastChef
FastChef

t. lamark

FastChef
FastChef

They look like they should be alcoholic

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