Al/ck/ thread

>crippling loneliness edition

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Stop harming yourself friends

You arent the police of me!!

There are people who care about you if you'd just let them in.

You're not my friend I don't have friends.

>that guy with the sideways pics
#2 out of 3 for tonight. Gotta moderate since I (now) have 26$ to last till Monday night.

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I walked to my mailbox (I live in a condo and the mailboxes are near the clubhouse) while drunk last night.

I guess somehow got the attention of a cop and he asked if I was OK.

I said I'm good and he said "dude you must be hammered, I can smell liquor on you from here". I said no I'm good, I'm just going to get my mail real quick.

He offered to drive me to my mailbox then drive me home because he thought I was too drunk to be walking. The dude even walked me inside to my couch and then saw a lot of my empty handles and a piss jug. He said "you sure your ok man? you know there's help...". I swore I was OK because at this point I thought he was going to arrest me because he's concerned I may die or kill myself even though I was really not that drunk.

He made me call my oldest brother at 1 fucking am on a Monday morning to see if he could come over and watch me.

Maximum humiliation. Been drinking the feels away since he left

fuck anxiety

>smoking indoors

pig disgusting

Pigs are such assholes. Fuck the man.

they cant stop this viscious cycle, only i can, and thats what it is. a cycle. i wish i could stay on the right path, maybe i will one day. But so far i abstain, i crave, i give in and i fall into the same trap. I wish i could smoke weed but my job wont allow it.

Not true. Everybody I knew turned their backs on me after I was charged with possession of child porn.

>not my place
>I don't smoke in mine
>judgemental free thread
>fuck off
Dude don't even stress about being humiliated. It just shows that there are random people that care. He could have been a sick and got you for drunk in public. But sounds like he had genuine concern. (especially with a piss bottle)

Yeah fuck that guy for caring about his well being. What’s your problem?

Wanting to quit is a major part of winning so you are somewhat there. Now having the will to keep on the path is the rest of the battle.
Having support around you helps maintain morale and keep you off. Keep trying and NEVER give up on yourself.

cops are bros, man, they actually do care and are cool guys if you're just decent back
i've gotten rides home from being passed out in public from cops, rides home after arrest for DUI,
LOL cops came to do a welfare check on me one time at home and the place looked the same as yours, there were several hundred (literally, i counted later) empty beer cans just laying around on floors and countertops

Started taking some mild, legal uppers and I've completely lost the urge to drink, it's pretty great.

I appreciate that the guy cared, But It humiliated the fuck out of me to call my brother (who works 70hrs a week) to come watch me until the cop left.

My brother wasn't happy

>LOL cops came to do a welfare check on me one time at home and the place looked the same as yours, there were several hundred (literally, i counted later) empty beer cans just laying around on floors and countertops


What'd they do/say?

That part I understand completely. Just don't let it overflow and fuel your drinking. We'll find any reason to drink. But family should definitely be the last because that reason will last forever.

like what? hexen?

couldnt you have just said "no"
like what the fuck is he going to do, being drunk in your home isnt a crime, you werent being disorderly or rude or anything. id have more loyalty to your brother than to the cop

they said, "you drank all of this over how many days?" with an astonished look
i managed to convince them i was fine and just needed to sleep it off. i've been in the hospital for being less drunk though. it was pretty bad but they went away without too much hassle.

I'm not sure....


I know for certain if a cop feels you are a danger to yourself or society he can arrest you and hold you until sober or involuntarily hospitalize you. That's why I didn't say no and I was polite to the guy (plus he was polite to me).

i think if they feel like your life is in danger they have the authority to step in and call an ambulance, even if they have to handcuff you

They do.

EC stacks. I know that coke/adderall/etc makes me not drink, but I didn't want to spend the money/risk of dependence. So this seemed like a good option.

>drink a beer in your home
>patrolling cops see you and reason that you're hurting yourself
>kick down your door and handcuff you
>call an ambulance to come get you
>concerned neighbors watch as cops drag you into an ambulance
>you're left with the $1000+ ambulance bill plus whatever the fuck the hospital charges you
>plus tip

OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEE

you're not very good at writing that type of greentext.

>ride bike drunk in britbongland
>get DUI

>forget to renew TV license
>get arrested

>get arrested for using a knife to put butter on toast
>get acid sprayed in your face by a mudslime
I'll take the ambulance bill.

And they don’t need a warrant to enter your property

thanks

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Yes they do.


Unless they suspect someone is being harmed either by yourself or someone else, They cannot enter your property without a warrant.


They can knock all fucking day if they want, But you don't have to open the door if you are not hurting yourself or others.


They can only enter property without a warrant if they are invited in or they suspect someone is being harmed inside

>suspect you are hurting yourself inside
>no warrant

>what is probable cause
>what is reasonable suspicion

They just can't say "hey I think this dude is killing someone lets kick in the door". They have to actually see you beating someone ass though the window or hear people screaming to go in


Read a book

>crippling loneliness edition
Get yourself out there on whatever social scene you can cobble together and meet/date as many girls as you can. Sooner or later you'll find one who will drink with you and turn a blind eye to your addiction as long as you're nice to her.If you find her attractive run with her. And NEVER treat her like shit. It can be done. Been doing it for the last 20 years.

Seems pretty unethical to drag someone else down with an addiction.

>tfw no alck gf


How did you find her?

Were you just open about your drinking?

>And NEVER treat her like shit

this part is optional if your goal is to get laid with hot, young women
in fact that whole post is really generic women's health-tier advice

Fucking that much of a loser to screenshot your own post.

Just drink yourself to death. And if you wake up, play in traffic.

the fuck is up your ass? i wish i came up with the normalfag patrol post

I manage my addiction. I have no intention of it totally dragging me down.
You find a girl who is into what you're into. Being into interesting shit helps narrow things down. So if you're not into interesting shit fuck you. Beyond that it's just a matter of being the most interesting guy in the room who isn't a total asshole.

i don't think people understand what treating women like shit really is

You.
You can't green text right.
>it's brief
>it's short
Not run on sentences. After all the years I'd have thought you'd get the hang of it.

the difference is between treating her like shit compared to how you "should treat a lady" and treating her like shit compared to how you should treat a human. women don't know what they want.
hint: it's not to be treated as an untouchable princess.

It's a funny post that really makes you think. Exquisite satire.

>hint: it's not to be treated as an untouchable princess
no shit dummy, they also don't like being ignored

The only person laughing is me. And not for that reason.

>they also don't like being ignored

yes they do. nothing will get a woman to be all over you harder than you talking to another girl while out in a bar/clubbing type situation. not cheating on her, but just talking/noticing. women love getting dressed up to appear hotter than anyone else, they're competitive. once they know they may not be the hottest piece of ass out there they get their nails done, do squats, buy new clothes...all the things women love to do.

Remember that you're a hollowed out shell with no sense of joy. Your opinion on the subject of humor is irrelevant.

>general

all i know is my roommate thinks i hate her because i'm not super social when i'm at home

>being sent abroad tomorrow
>been on for 4 months

At this point i'm going to fuck it all up
I mean I could kill myself but i'd be still fucking it all up
Either way i'm fucking it all up

I never wanted to do the rope but I have no gun so I guess i'm doing the rope, couldn't fix myself in time, it's over now, bye fags, enjoy your shitty indonesian art forum, go fuck yourself, all of you.

quit being so vague. if you're going to write a diary post just do it.

no please dont

well you're not dating your roommate now are you?

also why the fuck would you room with some needy cunt?

fuck no
and she's sharing a room with her BF, idk what her problem is

>You must be white.

oh i get it now. so she has a bf and is upset you don't pay her enough attention?

what do you think that means?

She's an emotional vampire unused to autists.

i don't think she's the crazy manipulative i-need-all-male-attention type, she might have anxiety or some shit
i also have been told by a lot of people i'm pretty attractive, so maybe she just doesn't know how to deal with someone not being into her

bet if you gave her a compliment that wasn't blatantly hitting on her she'd be all over you. something like "oh you like xyz band? or i like your t shirt" any woman that is desperate for attention from men other than their boyfriends are pretty easy targets.

Jesus Christ, are you me.

He's right about those women being easy to fuck btw

yeah, but i'm not trying to be the one to fuck up other people's relationships, thats some other niggas job

yeah, we're the only two people that know how to get insecure chicks to fuck us, it's a heavy cross to carry

hey, you didn't reveal that she had a bf/was your housemate until i was already going into it

I'm smiling reading this. Ever had girl leave a shit stain on your gut from the fox tail butt plug erupting and then splattering on your belly button?

yeah, i should've specified

>Ever had girl leave a shit stain on your gut from the fox tail butt plug erupting and then splattering on your belly button?

i hate it when that happens

no, i'm not a degenerate furry.

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All right, have you ever eaten a strawberry or pickle out of a girls pussy? Or injected your own cum into a girls ass from your mouth?

>that bag of dog food
You don't think that...

no, been branded and waterboarded tho

Anybody sober here? I want to get help and want to know if anybody who made it through reads these threads. I've had one beer in the last 48 hours and can't sleep for shit. I just want to pass out.

paced breathing m8

Being branded must suck, but waterboarded.... I think that's a next step level of degeneracy. Had wax poured on me, and when it rolled past my armpit, that was enough for me. Whats waterboarding like?

i read a post in the thread that made me cry and i didn't alcohol tonight like i usually do

A lot of people in these threads are way far gone...

Keep it up if you can, user.

friendly reminder that if you find a full brown bottle of whiskey that you don't remember putting there and the seal is broken, it's probably filled with urine.

Dear God...

waterboarding isn't that bad. even if you watch the insex/kink videos the girls are fine. obviously when actually done as torture it's different, but isn't that the same with everything? choking is fun in the bedroom and horrible irl...same diff

i think every decent person that posted here is dead what the fuck is this thread

Scroll to the top of the page and the title of the thread will be come apparent. Got anymore brain-busters?

/alc/ threads are unironically dead during the week and after 9pm west and east coast america.

it's like no one is actually an alcoholic

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I don't think I'll ever understand this type of fetish, whereby you're flirting with the idea of rape or pain or violence, yet disgusted by the real thing. And I wouldn't say in that vanilla, but my fetishes are more straight forward.

Yeah, you're probably right. I just remeber Kaj Larsen from when Vice was decent getting water boarded and he folded in seconds. Didn't seem fun in that aspect.

Fuck you, faggot. This is a thread about our own degeneracy. Embrace it, and post your own.

Thanks user, I'm trying. I really am
Im 21 and been on a 7 month binge, drunk everyday. I don't get crazy withdrawals when I abstain for a couple days but boredom gets to me and I'm back at the same place. These stories kinda scare me sometimes, because I can see myself being in their shoes if I don't quit, it makes it a ton harder when the 24 hour gas station a block away gives me my beer whenever i want cause they see me so much regardless of the curfew hours for it. I guess I need to work on my will, cause it's pretty damn weak with that booze dealer a walk away

who says i'm disgusted by the real thing?

Oh fuck I never noticed that before

Not the same guy, but same thing, honestly. If you enjoy that sort of sexual orientation and openness, there are places for you.

i dont see why people took it that far when there's spanking

>someone has been hiding whiskey bottles full of piss in my apartment for years

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thanks for telling me that bars and okcupid exist

IME Okcupid sucks for hooking up. Napolean said some about quantity being a quality all on its own. Tinder is better, you just gotta deal with sperm bank adds on facebook after you've jerked off for the 4th time in a day.
And the data collection. But that's happening right here and now.

really dude? fuck off. the policeman saw him into his sleep and made sure he was OK, then left without issue. that's a bro-ass cop in my book.

you're welcome, faggot.

you dont have to have a faceberg in order to have a tinder anymore
you do have to deal with incredibly flaky bitches though

I don't need a facebook for a tinder account now?


Dude...

It's crazy. I have legitimately been talking on and off with this woman on Tinder for over a year. I think she may have finally given up on me over some silly shit I accidentally sent. It was so embarrassing and unintentional, but it probably seemed intentional to her. Even worse.

It's probably for the best. My ex and I aren't going to get married, but she helps me and I appreciate her a lot.

>legitimately been talking on and off with this woman

But you still haven't hit it?