Oh me oh my, doesn't my pizza look great? Which side would you rather have a...

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Oh me oh my, doesn't my pizza look great? Which side would you rather have a slice from?

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Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

They're all the same

SniperWish
SniperWish

Why do all pizzas come with a small table with it?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

its to prevent the top of the box from smooshing the pizza, if you were to put another pizza on top of it.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Wow, that looks terrible.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

first top left, then bottom right, kino slices

farquit
farquit

man i love jets

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

prevent top of pizza from sticking to the box

girlDog
girlDog

Top, bin the bottom.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

That's a normal sized table, but an American sized pizza

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

huh?

Techpill
Techpill

What constitutes top/bottom? Is it Crust vs sauce, cheese, and toppings, or cheese and toppings vs sauce and crust?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

huh?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

The boxes are corrugated. I don't think that would happen.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

fuck off

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

In order: 1 2 A 5 B E
Then refridgerate the rest and eat at random (cold) over the next two to three days.

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

this but unautistically

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Looks like half meat lovers, half Hawaiian.
I like both but I'd probably go a slice of Hawaiian first.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

fatty

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Couldn't have put it better myself

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Mate, fatty would be eating the whole thing and having a side order of wings and curly fries

trust me... i know...

iluvmen
iluvmen

bottom right corner plz and ty

cum2soon
cum2soon

manlet

massdebater
massdebater

It looks raw, under cooked and absolutely shocking. Quite frankly it's an embarrassment, and you should be ashamed of yourself. I mean honestly, I wouldn't even serve it to my dog. It's garbage, it's trash. It's fucking abysmal. Is that really the best you can do? Is that the kind of quality you're aiming for? Really? I don't know why you even post here. Why do you even bother. You might as well give up. Though based on this monstrosity, you've already given up, haven't you? What is it, are you depressed? Are you done? Just look at the pepperoni, it's not even cooked. The raw fucking pineapples. They're not even sliced properly. I mean come on, you know this. You know this isn't good. Yet here you are, posting this shit again. Have you even looked at the crust? Or the cheese? I mean, what is that? They're snow fucking white. The dough has barely been cooked. Did you even put it in the oven? Did you forget to turn it on? It's just sad. This isn't a fucking pizza, it's a travesty. An absolute shambles. I don't know what else to say. It's just not good enough. Throw it in the fucking bin, and just stop. You can't cook. You're useless. Utterly useless.

Methshot
Methshot

you can’t cook
takeaway pizza
Retard.

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SniperWish
SniperWish

huh?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

It looks raw, under cooked and absolutely shocking.

That's just what high grade mozzarella looks like, I know you're used to the cheap kind that turns radioactive orange when it's cooked sweetums

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

kino post

Booteefool
Booteefool

O

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

"""pizza"""

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happy_sad
happy_sad

Quality post

Playboyize
Playboyize

It's better because it's burnt and has less cheese!

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

this

Emberfire
Emberfire

*tips fedora*

StonedTime
StonedTime

Don't forget your 3 wilted and burnt basil leaves. That'll be €34.50 but hey no tip necessary!

Illusionz
Illusionz

One from each side. My gf got me into hawaiian pizza.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

This never gets old. So funny!

Methshot
Methshot

Not the only hawaiian she’s into bud

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Bottom half pls

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Gotta have an excuse to use even more plastic!

Inmate
Inmate

bread isn't pastry tho. and a pie is made with pastry.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Reported again.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Says the person who posts that picture over and over again, trying to make it a meme

SniperGod
SniperGod

huh?

WebTool
WebTool

So you're more qualified than the box scientists who came with the Pizza Box Stack? Fuck, everyone's expert these days.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

it's more from the steam and heat. detroit style deep dish retains a lot of heat, and the top of the box softens and can cave, even with a small pizza.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

but new york makes pizza that looks like the bottom. neopolitan is the retard-tier pizza, where you just stir around the center like a soup and eat it inside-out.

Methshot
Methshot

Jets is disgusting. Delete this.

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Snarelure
Snarelure

Huh?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Obviously it does happen you stupid cunt

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I'd like to work at the little plastic table factory

King_Martha
King_Martha

Bottom right is shit tier

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Looks pretty darn good. I would go with a slice of the top one.

How about mine? Which slice would you go for?

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StonedTime
StonedTime

pineapple on pizza
ENOUGH

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

it's tradition

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Chicago style is the most autistic way to cut a pizza, anyone who prefers it needs to be gassed

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Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

that's Detroit, you fucking idiot.

SniperGod
SniperGod

I personally would rather have some 'go 'za

WebTool
WebTool

Oh that looks good
I'd have to take 2, there's no way I can choose

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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

go za
you would rather have cum. not surprising seeing your speech pattern.

Methnerd
Methnerd

This is autism if I ever saw it.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

thanx for the diagnosis, doc. can i get my neetbux now?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Top, anchovies are gross.

takes2long
takes2long

huh?

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