So, Veeky Forums, why aren't you eating whole cucumbers?

so, Veeky Forums, why aren't you eating whole cucumbers?

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But I do.
Baby cucumbers, full size cucumbers, pickled cucumbers
They have that cronch

Why eat a cucumber when I can turn my snack into a pickle!!

it scares me

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I'm PICKLE RIIIICK!

because i'm not a weirdo

cucumbers taste good in a salad but the taste is bad by itself

I eat them as evening snacks now. Healthier than greasy chips (or crisps)

Cus I cut them up, cover in lime juice, salt, Tajin, and hot sauce first

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pls post best cucumber salad sandwich recipe, mine is always too wet

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Anyone else ever had a fully ripe cucumber? All that bitter taste is gone but big goopy seeds are a bit of a nuisance.

Cucumbers look like snakes to cats, this is like the equivalent of dangling a fake spider next to a human's head

*UUUUURRRRRP*

GODS NOT REAL MORTY

WERE ALL GOING TO DIE NOTHING MATTERS

SHIT ON THE FLOOOOR

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PIIIIIICKLE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIM PICKLE RIIICK

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wait how tf does the cat jump like that

No they don't. They're delicious water sticks.

tendons and muscles n' shit.

huh?

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WUBBALUBBADUBDUB

god please forgive me

soy show

fking lost

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If I eat them, than what will I put in my ass?

i thought cats are scared of cucumbers?

Someone let their cat watch too many Chinese action movies.

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huh?

Ooh sprinkle with salt (fun fact salt helps your body best use the water in cucumbers)

I eat whole pickles and then make pickled eggs with the brine.mmm

>cucucmber
>bitter
What. And shitty hops and brussel sprouts blast my shit. Cilantro also tastes like soap a bit to me, but I'm so used to beaner food and getting my mouth scrubbed for cussing hard it doesn't bother me.

Because I'm not a Japanese lake monster