Is Reading Sexy?

Serious question, Veeky Forums, is reading sexy?

From personal experience, I say yes. I met my female partner in a library...saw her sitting at a table by herself, the blue eyes behind her thick, black-rimmed glasses poring over the pages of a Tolstoy novel. She had kicked her shoes off and had her feet propped up on the table, totally engrossed.

I interrupted, which I know is rude, and introduced myself. I asked her about the novel, which I hadn't read yet, and we hit it off.

Six months later we consummated our Veeky Forums-love and got married.

So what's your sexy Veeky Forums tale?

Anything can be sexy to a man

nice toe ring but flat feet are disgusting desu

Which Tolstoy novel?

feet are disgusting, fuck off

Anna Karenina.

I've never seen a woman read any other tolstoy novel.

Ive been approached by women 100% more often when reading. Its weird because it seems like one of the only times you shouldn't interrupt someone.

How are feet disgusting?

They aren't.

>lies, the thread

Those aren't flat feet, there is a pretty visible arch user.

Anti-human. At the same time, I'm mostly attracted to feet in a natural, or, when self-aware, in something like a timid, shy sense. I've never found pictures where people are "posing" with their feet like attractive or endearing. It's unattractive. Someone propping their feet up on your lap is an entirely different sensation, more tangible, intimate and 3d, not disembodied and debauched. Eros over pornography.

i used to date a girl who read a lot but she also liked reading to each other in bed
but when i read to her she would start wanking me off
it was great but i'm never gonna get to the end of that fucking book ffs

sure thing lad. Cool story

bump

Thanks for the kek user

lol op is LYING

It depends what you're reading

If a girl's reading hot garbage recommended to her by the New York Times then she's literally repulsive in every sense of the word

If she's reading the classics then we're getting somewhere

If she's reading Celine then she's obviously marriage material

>marrying someone after six months

thats the point

>Eros over pornography
i love that thought

Those are s-some nice f-feet.

This

Fucking retard. Sexy people doing things is sexy. How is this so hard to understand? If it were a landwhale doing the same, you wouldn't even spare her a glance. Now if she's average 5 then her doing something you also like to do might bump her to a 6 or a 7 if you're desperate.

kys, feet are cute

Céline is shit

agreed!

>Céline is shit
You are shit.

This

>glasses
glasses haven't improved the appearance of a single person in the history of mankind.

intelligence is sexy but reading means nothing necessarily. stop taking acts that are supposed to be undertaken genuinely and turning them into hipster fashion accessories.

i never understood the feet thing.

How is feet fetishism explainable with evolution? It makes no sense why it's such a popular thing

wrong

>women have feet
>men are attracted to women

There you go.

Can't get STDs from feets.

Just fungal infections.

Someone should smash a brick on her fast.