What are some good foods to get you in the mood before sex?

WebTool
WebTool

What are some good foods to get you in the mood before sex?
What are some good foods to eat after sex for maximum comfy?

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Curry

Ben&Jerries

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Lots of dill pickles

TechHater
TechHater

Anything that you make yourself, girls swoon over that.

No, not curry pajeet.

eGremlin
eGremlin

eat eat eat eat eat eat
Fucking fatties

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Pre or post sex ?

FastChef
FastChef

Curry is a scientifically prove sex booster

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

But it makes your breath bad

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Source?

whereismyname
whereismyname

Yeah right.

Illusionz
Illusionz

eat curry
gang-rape underage girls
ask 12 year old to open bobs
India was a mistake

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

If it's garlic and onions and you both eat it, then neither will notice it.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Meal before sex? Go down, of course.

After sex? A slab of steak, some wine, and a cigar.

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Lunatick
Lunatick

why are normies so fucking cringeworthy

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Just google it my family
google.co.kr/amp/s/www.express.co.uk/news/uk/53595/Why-curry-is-the-secret-to-spicing-up-your-love-life/amp

Booteefool
Booteefool

t. incel

Soft_member
Soft_member

Normies, you mean people who pay their own bills and aren't faggots like you?

hairygrape
hairygrape

dated this chinese woman who would make mussels with white wine, garlic, and lemon juice. one of the best fucking things i've ever eaten. and it always preceded sex. that's really the only aphrodisiac-type food i've have a sense memory with. i dated another girl who ate garden vegetable cream cheese off my dick. she really liked cheese. i just remember it being chunky and not that pleasurable.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Oysters before sex, they're loaded with zinc, your balls will love it.
Order a pizza afterwards, your woman will love it.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Good times! Try finding an American chick that can cook, it just doesn't seem to happen.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

James Bond detected.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Both.

cum2soon
cum2soon

James Bond detected.
Shaken, not stirred.

Firespawn
Firespawn

what does zinc do for your balls?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Says the man on the food and cooking board.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Makes them hard combine that with horney goat weed and you're a master of disaster.

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Lunatick
Lunatick

Zinc will give you a hard-on like you wouldn't believe. Zinc Picolinate capsules at your health-food store, 50 mg. strength. I take 2 with breakfast.

Booteefool
Booteefool

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Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

welp, going to the drugstore tomorrow

King_Martha
King_Martha

gotta get me some zinc dick.
man, the more you know

Soft_member
Soft_member

Don't forget horny goat weed.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Chicken and white wine, avoid cheese and pasta

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Don't let them sell you another type, they don't do shit. It's gotta be the Picolinate type and 50 mg.

Playboyize
Playboyize

booze and booze

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

will do. me and my girlfriend send our thanks in advance

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

What are some good foods to get you in the mood before sex?

Not to be meme, a blue rare steak, blue cheese on top and some greens make me feel extra masculine

What are some good foods to eat after sex for maximum comfy?

Lime sorbet for me. Ladies tend to like back rubs, rubbing their ankles and chocolate ice cream.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

blue cheese before sex
foot fetish and/or rimming?

cum2soon
cum2soon

Get yourself some spinach, be like popeye!

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

If it's good enough for Popeye and my grandparents then it's good enough for you!

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Techpill
Techpill

i hear spinach and broccoli make your cum taste like shit. I almost started a thread on this the other day. like, what foods make your cum taste sweet or bitter or sour? naw what i mean? anybody have first hand info on this?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I've heard more negatives than positives from long term girlfriends. One thing that's sure, if some chick is going down on you and you a thai food fart, you're gonna have bad times. The bitch will hollar at you for a couple days.

RavySnake
RavySnake

why curry is the secret to spicing up your sex life
Fuck me that's some low hanging fruit.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

mirin those forearm gains tho

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

so does hot sauce and soda
but pineapple legit makes it taste good, I had a girlfriend in high school who made me eat it and she literally could tell if I stopped

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

From what I've read pineapple is supposed to make it taste better, I dunno I'm just a guy and don't suck cum.

eGremlin
eGremlin

I don't eat pineapple but I eat a ton of fruit and I've been told my cum tastes good

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Gotta have those to chase Olive Oil and beat off Brutus.

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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

he fell for the sex meme
Take my advice. Forget about it. Nothing but trouble.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

IME sex is best on an empty stomach.

Just like it's not good to swim after you eat a big meal, it's not a good idea to be gyratin' all around with a bunch of food in your belly.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

We're guys, we never take advice.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

KHAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!

farquit
farquit

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RumChicken
RumChicken

youtube.com/watch?v=6H0yqRJd1nI

Popeye v Sinbad

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I don't like eating before sex because I don't like physical exertion on a full stomach. Afterwards anything is game.

girlDog
girlDog

I don't think I want to have sex

after I drop a fat one I just feel really distant and shut down from the world for a while
just want to sit quietly by myself and not talk to or be around anyone

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

get a load of this faggot

iluvmen
iluvmen

Eat some spicy Mexican, Indian, or Thai food before sex. Trust me, it'll get you right into the mood.

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TreeEater
TreeEater

India and its disporia

Emberburn
Emberburn

Poo in the loo with shitstains, that's indians.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Seek help from dr phil and dr oz, drs of what I dunno, otherwise perhaps just kill yourself, this is 4c.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Subway sandwiches

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Those Thai food farts are pretty pungent, beef w/ basil farts can clear a room.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

any year
giving up my powers to roasties

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Only man's best friend will stick around when the Thai food farts start blowing.

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Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I never got the point of Subway, NYC subways are disgusting, they're filled with everything one doesn't want. Rats, piss, horrible smells, niggers, criminals, roaches. Why would a place named Subway appeal to anyone?

viagrandad
viagrandad

... appeal to anyone as a food destination or choice. I hit enter too quick.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

they look like a subway? huh? am i gettin yer meanin?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Don't forget bathe in the ganges where all their shit and piss runs off into.
But they come to America claiming high tech and fail miserably because "cheap and easy." It ten or more of them to even get close to what an American does naturally.

Nojokur
Nojokur

only one drink. wine. unless she recovering alcoholic you be getting some.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Reminds me of a Billy Joel song.
Bottle of Red, Bottle of White, Perhaps a Bottle of Rose instead?

(BBC2 broadcast live from Wembley 8th June 1984)
Billy Joel Scenes from an Italian Restaurant
youtube.com/watch?v=au74rR9lIYQ

idontknow
idontknow

.co.uk
bongs will do literally anything to bow to their pajeet overlords.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

do i know you?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

pajeet overlords
vaguely starcraftian
very good

Methshot
Methshot

Plain Blue cheese by itself

Cardamon

Skullbone
Skullbone

I dunno. It's difficult to know on an user board.

Firespawn
Firespawn

youtube.com/watch?v=qdLPI6XhEN8
Faces
Billy Joel - The Stranger (Live 1977)

Flameblow
Flameblow

jej

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Those Thai food farts are pretty pungent

Who knows? Maybe she'd be into that.

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Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

My ex used to blast some of her own, she was coqettish about them but those things really stunk. That's hot marriage material when a friend who is also a chick can rip them as well as myself.

The thing with chicks is that they don't use it as an artform. They giggle. Us guys use it on purpose at times.

youtube.com/watch?v=p0pM5dm--yQ
Billy Joel - Tell Her About It

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

mostly what i need from you, user desu
youtube.com/watch?v=24FUtxigtjs

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

and this
youtube.com/watch?v=1nR0dkiHEW8

Snarelure
Snarelure

Good one!

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Pretty cool, I haven't seen that one before, it's ripping now. Those gangsters!

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

youtube.com/watch?v=a_XgQhMPeEQ
Billy Joel - The Longest Time

King_Martha
King_Martha

haven't heard of tic tacs, soiboi?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Get a load of this guy, he does know about pic related.

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massdebater
massdebater

tfw a food/sex thread has you reminiscing a little too hard about your lady that got away

Methshot
Methshot

someone describe sex

Methnerd
Methnerd

implying tic tacs can counter the pungent odor of curry

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WebTool
WebTool

Perhaps, and you're right she was a treacherous slimy fish, but memories persist.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Will cooking help me get laid? I've heard it's a sexy quality in men. Is it that simple? Are there certain dishes that are 'extra sexy"?

FastChef
FastChef

not posting his best song
youtube.com/watch?v=5xgjtm4_M20

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

It's like a school exam except instead of learning useless shit by heart you hump a tupperware and if you suck at it you get laughed at for the rest of your life.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Cool, thanks

Spamalot
Spamalot

It's not that simple but it helps. Cook some chick some a good meal and she'll cream her panties if she's a real chick.
Some chicks do that to use guys to get free meals, so you have judge for yourself.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Too hollywood, that's not proper New York.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Some chicks do that to use guys to get free meals, so you have judge for yourself.
What the heck? You going out with homeless chicks?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

yeah, 90s billy was great
he's so goddamn consistent

w8t4u
w8t4u

No. I'm saying that some chicks, not all, use guys like we use them. This isn't flying saucers and lizard people level, this is stupid chicks.

Inmate
Inmate

i think he means modern white women
saying this unironically
a woman will respect you if can cook
but if she doesn't know how to cook, how can she really respect means in that capacity?

idontknow
idontknow

Chicks are generally pretty fucking stupid so will get free meals where they can find them. Hey baby, I'll make you a star!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

from his 89 record

Playboyize
Playboyize

dating white women unironically in 2018

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

fuck, thought it was off river of dreams.
so, storm front?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Wasn't that Elvis? Bring an Elvis loving chick to Memphis and you're getting the three hole bone a thon.

Methshot
Methshot

Yes, cooking helps you get laid. After 2 or 3 dates I will invite a girl over to my place and tell her I'm making dinner. I don't make the most impressive thing I am capable of cooking because if things end up getting serious I still want to be able to impress her in the future so I have to keep an ace up my sleeve but there are plenty of things you can make that aren't too difficult but will impress a date. I have a few recipes I stick to for this situation.
pasta, I make the sauce from scratch and pair it with either meatballs (also from scratch), chicken parm or chicken spiedini
slow-cooked spicy shredded beef enchiladas along with guacamole, salsa and pico de gallo all made from scratch
steak, baked potato and salad
pizza, make the dough and sauce from scratch and use high-quality toppings
You can pair alcoholic drinks with all of these meals to tilt the odds in your favor a little more. A good, homecooked meal provides a pretty natural segue into sex so if you're borderline autistic you don't have to worry about how to make it happen the first time you're with a girl. Every time I do this it ends with either fugging or a very enthusiastic blowjob.

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TreeEater
TreeEater

yessir

Skullbone
Skullbone

From the Dark Vault of Public Domain
Ace High - preview - Terence Hill Bud Spencer Eli Walach
youtube.com/watch?v=vroZeu5bWEc

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Will cooking gourmet worms get me laid

Emberburn
Emberburn

Avoid stupid hippy chicks that are into that crap.

Emberfire
Emberfire

huh?

Firespawn
Firespawn

im saying white women can't cook worth shit
everyone here knows this
you are my nigga, you are just confused

SniperGod
SniperGod

If you meet a girl who describes herself as a "foodie" you can find out if she is serious about that label or just a basic bitch who likes posting pictures of fancy-looking meals on Instagram by making her some worms.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

hippy chicks
white women

RavySnake
RavySnake

You cook a girl worms, you get to give her the worm (as in your flesh worm, as in your cock, in her pussy, for sex)

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

you're getting the three hole bone a thon.
huh?
Means you're getting a blowjob, pussy and her asshole.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Don't be a dolt, not all white chicks, just most, but that's the same for any group or demographic really.

So according to you, nigger chicks cook better? BULL FUCKING SHIT!
They're too busy pumping out babies and getting welfare funds.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

fucking a girl's asshole
pardon me friend, but isn't that where the poo is. why would you want to do that

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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

hol up
my whole point is, asian women cook better than most women of other races on the whole.
i think it's cultural. they're raised to serve.
i know that's not pc or whatever, but that's been my experience.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

It's all chicks, they want you wrapped around their finger, but then that's the difference between a man and a fucking pussy.

The Police - Wrapped Around Your Finger
youtube.com/watch?v=svWINSRhQU0

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

and of course not all white chicks are shit cooks
of course some of them know what they are doing. but our culture encourages them to not fit that gender role anymore. you know, get out of the kitchen, don't make me a sandwich, don't have kids, get a job, etc.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Bullshit, ever go into a Chinese or asian restaurant, it's the guys doing the cooking.
Fact.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

the police
based
youtube.com/watch?v=hOXcka7Yo84

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

that's not what i'm saying, man. go into any restaurant, it's ALWAYS a man doing the cooking. i'm talking about in relationships. like families.

MPmaster
MPmaster

proper New York
For 1989, this is as NY as a white man could be
youtube.com/watch?v=0xMJZHrG_94

w8t4u
w8t4u

american women are being encouraged by culture to stop being women

iluvmen
iluvmen

Sais someone who's never been in NYC or grown up there. Niggers really aren't the majority population, maybe on TV they are, but that's all you know isn't it?

likme
likme

I always liked that one.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I've been looking for this. Thanks user

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

they don't specify which zinc though in the screencap
zinc glucinate or something like that is the shit you buy at the grocery
i think the zinc pilsinater or whatever is like a vitamin shop thing
can someone clarify?

SniperWish
SniperWish

THERE'S A LIL' BLACK SPOT ON THE SUN TODAY

WebTool
WebTool

sex is disgusting and gay

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I was was born in the LES 11/07/1976, punk
Your idea of NY comes from endless Friends and King of Queens reruns, you goddamn snow-monkey

DeathDog
DeathDog

i always thought it was beautiful and joyous, a gift from god

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

What if I want to hump a warm apple pie?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

stewart copeland, criminally underrated
andy summers, criminally underrated
sting, fucking overrated

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Sting is based, shut your god damned mouth

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Enjoy your AIDS and/or babies

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Gordon Sumner (sp), aka Sting.
100% hypocrite after the Police.
Flys around on his private jet telling others not to fly, it's like shut up you fucking cunt.

Illusionz
Illusionz

You become Johnny Appleseed

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

born in '76
posting on Veeky Forums
okay
shouldn't you be off somewhere ruining the future for other generations

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

.co.kr

Nice try

Lunatick
Lunatick

not appreciating the insight and wisdom of older posters
fuck off child

Booteefool
Booteefool

That's Clash man!
Now there's good stuff.
Joe Strummer "Johnny Appleseed"
youtube.com/watch?v=9pYwPc6UNmo

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

listen, he did something special.
but stewart and andy did something fucking incredible at that time and for the most part were overlooked in the shadow of sting

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I come here while I eat to shit on fags like you that still suck baby food

MPmaster
MPmaster

for the plebs sure, but anyone serious about music knows how seriously talented the lot of them are

King_Martha
King_Martha

/mu/

girlDog
girlDog

lad this is one of the comfiest threads ever.
music, sex, cooking. perfect
beside, going to /mu/ for music is suicide. place hasn't been good in a decade

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farquit
farquit

youtube.com/watch?v=F10tP5HIpaA
Joe Strummer & The Mescaleros - Redemption Song

askme
askme

OK let's go...

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

youtube.com/watch?v=YcOpZhQ7MEM
Death or Glory

hairygrape
hairygrape

You've heard of shit in the streets, now get ready for...
SHIT IN THE SHEETS
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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Playboyize
Playboyize

That guy was a total indian faggot, I don't the understand idolazation of him, he let his followers die without preventing it.
I don't have respect for that indian sack of shit.

Techpill
Techpill

fucking ghandi, poo in the loo faggot!

TreeEater
TreeEater

t. internet tough guy

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Burnblaze
Burnblaze

music
wow arcade fire really ripped this shit off with 'haiti'
by ripped off, i mean they were influenced
i saw arcade fire at lolla in '06, i think it was, i was dating this girl i almost married
cooking
girl i was dating at this broke down in tears once because she was trying to make rice, burnt it to shit. in my head, i'm thinkin, how do you burn rice? but, i'm all, everyone burns rice, it's not a big deal. looking back, i think i dodged a bullet.
sex
she never wanted to do it in the butt. she said, jokingly, in a goofy voice, 'but that's where the poop comes out.'

wow. this thread is comfy

Emberfire
Emberfire

Presumptuous aren't you?

RavySnake
RavySnake

youtube.com/watch?v=o5FPPoLqkCk
Synch II Police

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

youtube.com/watch?v=yuOPRfq-q6U
The Police - King Of Pain

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

why andy and stewart are fucking badasses:
youtube.com/watch?v=zPwMdZOlPo8

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

They all are.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I WILL KILL HIM
youtube.com/watch?v=aoPKajvq3gE
Dune (9/9) Movie CLIP - I Will Kill Him! (1984) HD

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

YES - Owner of a Lonely Heart (Official Music Video)
youtube.com/watch?v=SVOuYquXuuc

Soft_member
Soft_member

chocolate ice cream, I only ate it before sex...
...because I never had sex. ;_;

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

If it's with one that you love, then you'll enjoy it.

idontknow
idontknow

youtube.com/watch?v=YlGyynTzT7I
Duran Duran - The Chauffeur

Methshot
Methshot

Hey people, save a prayer for me?

youtube.com/watch?v=6Uxc9eFcZyM

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Where is my friend when I need you most?
Duran Duran - Ordinary World
youtube.com/watch?v=dDLiVwpv89s

Nojokur
Nojokur

Before? Nothing. You don't want to be starving but being hungry after is great. You really enjoy that food. Maybe it's just because of a particular encounter I cherish the memory of but walked down to the sandwich shop next door and getting some hearty stacks of meat and dressings is an excellent idea. Pizza is also good then as any other time.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

It's crazy how well Rio has aged
youtube.com/watch?v=KCjMZMxNr-0

girlDog
girlDog

Curry typically works. Indians put all sorts of aphrodisiacs in that stuff, like cardamom, chilies, cinnamon, coriander, ginger, and star anise.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Indeed, there are some unedited versions of those that require a logon to fucktube youtube whatever to get, there's one of Rio too I think.

Techpill
Techpill

Given that their chicks ususally look like mountains of shit, no wonder they need all that shit to get a boner.

Methnerd
Methnerd

They should rub themselves with shit, that way it'll smell like the ganges, that'll get them hard ha ha ha!

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