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God I wish that was me.

oh boy another 280 reply thread with the same 40 webms posted every other single thread
LOL HOW DOES HE FIT ALL THE EGGS UP HIS ARSE WITHOUT BREAKING THEM LOL LOL LOL LOL
one day i'll put all of you in the fucking ground

>how does he get off the bus without busting a nut?

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inb4 guy gets mad

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How does she get out without breaking all the eggs?

As the girls or the carrots?

>Some of you are pretty cool, don't post on Veeky Forums tomorrow

That bounce though....

If you don't respond to this post with "how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs" your mother will die

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(you) will die, end of story.

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AYYY another 280 dorra sushi with the same old tuna and cold rice as like last time
LOL HOW STUPID AMERICAN HOW HE SIT ON TALL CHAIRS WITHOUT BREAKING THEM
I hope your all your american friends buy much sushi pay me top dorra.

The carrots. Because they get eaten by the girls.

>posting gay reddit-tier cartoons

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Oh look, the guy that needs to take a break still hasn't taken a break. What a shocker. Take a break, guy.

>wrong filename
You had one job user and you still fucked it up

why does he look pissed? If I did this at my job as cashier I would get written up.

how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs

lmao eggers Xd

how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs

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>40
So there's 10 more than yesterday? Sounds like an improvement.

The rice, obviously. Your testosterone levels must be undetectable if you don't like to get spanked by a wooden spatula.

JAPANESE EGG FOLDER 1000 TIMES BAKA GAIJIN GO HOME

It's like a brick of eggs.

how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs

he has to sell them all

>dirty piggu gaijin pay 300 dorra plus tip

>$900 U PAY NOW

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