ITT: Judge each other's book titles

Haven't decided yet but I'm thinking 'A Lonely Night's Languor'.

7/10. Seems cosy. Is that what you're going for?
xD/10
6/10. Doesn't speak to me personally but that's entirely subjective.
5/10. If I saw this my prejudgement would be 'edgy trite'.
8/10. Simplistic and sweet.

Thank brah

I like it, but would probably scare off normies.
I was going for cosy (I assume you mean cozy)
Its a tale of tumult and turmoil to get back home (and feel the breeze again)

6/10 - hated it at first, but i like it more every time i think of it. What’s it about?

“Empty boxes” - too simple, maybe?

gotta rate others to get rated.
pity rate
7/10, on a literal level, boxes are meant to hold things, so if theyre empty it has a symbolic mystery

Dreams in Black and White

Nice iambs, I like it

Bad

Invasively bad

Mediocre

Better than most ITT

5/10

3/10

4/10

7/10

2/10

6/10

6/10

5/10

This is mine, rate please.

Wise, wise human
Byzantium America

Brutal
I like Dreams in Black and White 8/10
I never noticed the iambs, completely unintentional, but thats probably why I liked it to begin with subconsciously

Is that the whole title? I dont understand

Fucking Faggots: Brown Coloured Plunderers

They are two distinct titles. If you don't get the titles that's fine.

The brain’s best magic is unintentional, baby

Go back to plebbit

These are the only two that aren't disqualified, but they're not good either

I don't have one because as you can see, they're pretty difficult

I like em both, I just didnt understand if they were one title or two.

Its easy to judge without offering anything.

Confessions of an Emotional Pervert

this

Ooggity Boogity

No you
Thank you

1. Saturnalia
2. Autumn Pastel
3. Under An Iron Sun

Remarks on Retrotemporal Efficient Causality: Hyperstition and History: A Schizoanalysis

very interesting, but once again, will for sure scare off normies.
sounds like a weird scifi fantasy thing

The Conscious Retard

An autobiography? interesting choice.

1 and 3 are good.
wtf did I just read

Thanks user, do you like the title though?

Yeah number 2 is just a thought at the moment

Good if you're not going for widespread appeal

Daughters and Sons of my Land

Its a biography I'm writing for an 83 year old nanny who spent more of her time with children of a different woman than with her own. There are some really sad themes that I'm drawing from, but I think it will have a positive ending.

I like to your first and third.

whoops meant for

Sounds interesting, id love to read it

Living men with dead souls

It should be called Daughters and Sons of my Employer.

Might work better as a single stanza rather than a title
You have lost my interest already. Juniper St. sounds generic, Hesperia sounds like an anime place. Don't introduce titles that don't work as a plot.
Hello Stephen King. Way to introduce meaningless buzzwords in your title.
Edgy
More like branch out and leave this place
>adverbs
Why should I care about a lonely night?
Trying too hard to be profound
Postmodern
Seems like mumbo-jumbo word jumble
1. Your best one. But no one is going to read a book that sounds like a rock cover.
2. Purple prose
3. More purple prose

I'm Writer

The Definite Article

funny you should suggest that because I was going to have a similar name for the second part, rather than chapter titles.

Where's your title, edgemeister?

I figured it was something along those lines. Your story is rather similar to mine.

Nothing spectacular; it's an autobiographical short-story. I had intended to vagabond across New Zealand for a few months but it was apparent that I was trying to run away from a recent problem and I had to confront it. I headed home at sunset and resolved to walk the entire night to get back home.

The title comes from a particular moment (around 1am) of respite from fatigue and blister-beaten feet, where I found a comfortable serenity sitting on the side of the road next to a gas station.

Hesperia is a shitty little town in California

It better have interesting events, otherwise youve lost my interest

It would be something like this
Title: Daughters and Sons of my Land

Part 1: Mother's last family.
Part 2: My third family.
Part 3: Years spent away
Part 4: Return to my Land

I only have the 1st and 2nd parts fleshed out, and im working on the 3rd and 4th together (these titles are ones im still debating).

The day my soul died

Put me in the screencap

Would this be a legal title?

#1 National Bestseller

too edgy

No

ok

Nothing too interesting, really. It's mostly personal musings. I'm just writing it for myself.

Thanks

man and I thought /r9k/ was depressing as shit

Orgasm Denial: a Guide in Prose

"An Evening Residue"

Alone

Onan's Palm

Is the book cutesy? If so 8/10

Hype Nation

Calm down John Green

Eyes on the other side

Sorry. I rated that one on a separate post. Thanks for the pity rate.

Fucknife

Symphony Rotations: Bleu et Seven MINOR

Immortalis
Open to suggestions, going for one word title similar to Greek epic poem
Story is essentially a mythical road trip

Odd, but the cover could be neat: FUCK in a loud font and KNIFE in a less bold font, with the shining blade eclipsing the vertical line of the K to contrast the fonts

I'm thinking Ad Gladium because the short story is about a Gladiators death in the arena, but I'm nowhere near a final name yet.

It would certainly be successful

Dilated Vagina

Wait in the Fire

A sleepless night with your mother

Your Hell Is Much Hotter

Do Not Read This Book (No Seriously, Don't)

This is a White Noise style novel on Hypebeast culture
This sounds like a late Harlem Renaissance Novel
Online horror-comedy novella about a serial rapist, loved genuinely & ironically
Collections of poetry from someone from Buffalo, New York. Will receive praise but will fall into obscurity
An obvious rip-off of Story of The Eye. Will be liked by weird twitter people.
A mid-western novel about failing marriages. Will be adapted into an indie film with a different title.
An actually touching novel through the eyes of a young child. No one will openly read because of the title.
A Young-Adult novel that is derivative of Pop Culture Nostalgia. Guaranteed financial success

Torturisto

thanks

Kalmankello - Lich Bell

Who was you?

At the Court of Cats

Summit Child

I want to go home

Is ok
Sounds YA tier
Like it
10/10 bravo
Poor attempt but trips

Forgot mine,
Drops of smoke

I likethis one. What’s it about?

That's beautiful in Finnish. Savupisarat.

It's a chase for horizon lost, on the seas of memories. Alienation and finding solace in this life of waiting.

That is really nice, the only other Finnish word I know is the one for cartwheel.

Care to explain?