Lao Tzu

>Lao Tzu

Never had any intention of writing anything until someone asked him to.

>Buddha

Didn't write anything.

>Jesus Christ

Didn't write anything.

>Socrates

Didn't write anything.

GOAT's don't write.

And you really think the Daodejing is the hottest shit ever of all time? Have you READ it? It's nice, but it's got some serious problems.

>Me

Didn't write anything.

Hmmmmmmm.....it checks out

ahahahah idiot, just shot yourself in the foot

wait

>mfw trying not to write anything in this thread

Left out Mohammad, you ass.
I'd argue that the great ones know how to construct a successful cult of personality around a narcissistic sociopath.
*triumphantly twirls fedora*

For starters, every time I blink the transliteration of the title changes.

t. has only read one translation

And Zoroaster.. he left so little behind an atheist had to write his holy book

>Left out Mohammed
The discussion is about philosophers, not desert warlords

>Moses

wrote extensively

And there goes your argument you ass

>Jesus Christ
>Is one with God and Holly Spirit
>Wrote Bible

How could a goat write?

They are real men of action unlike Veeky Forums, they are true chads.

This but unironically

I bet you feel pretty silly now

It's as good as any other way of thinking.

This. Overmen get their place in history. People who went out of their comfort zone.
Socrates
Christ
Luther
Napoleon

Writing can be scrutinized, preaching can always be denied if need be.

>Dude just don't think about nothin LMaO
>Dude just don't have any desires LmAo
>Dude just love everyone LMAo
>Dude question everything????? LMAO?????

So this is humanity's greatest....whoa....

>implying muhamed was good at anything

Moses isn't real.

>Kripke

Barely writes anything. Most of his philosophy is in his conferences.

duh, they speak

You don't need to write when you're already the Word

don't think any of them ever did any plumbing but I'm sure as hell they all produced a load of shit over the course of their lives

>not liking laozi
wew

holy shit... I want more

It's called "pseudointellectualism" and "elitism".

>Lao Tzu
>real man of action