If you had to pick a literary fictional character to be your roomate who would you pick?

Hvorfor er det bare Danmark som har en god filosof i skandinavia? Det nermeste vi har er Zapffe...

Ahem...

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan

Pemulis or Buck Mulligan.

God

lmao i love danish
wish i had a danish friend to talk to sometimes, it gets lonely practising by myself

I'm Danish, and even I recognize and acknowledge that surely it is the most aesthetically displeasing language imaginable. Maybe Dutch rivals it to some extent.

what does English sound like?

JEEEEEZZZEEEEBEEEELLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSS

dutch is horrible my dog. but yeah danish is amazing both written and spoken, it flows so nicely.

Laska the hunting dog.

Til gengæld har i Hamsun, muligvis den bedste forfatter der nogensinde er kommet ud af norden.

>Control + f
>No Razumikhin

It's like you guys don't want a top bro who defends you, gives you work and takes care of your sister while you act like a complete asshole to him.

Bane

Byron the Bulb

Kierkegaard > Hamsun

Who dis?

Why Buck Mulligan? He'd mock you constantly, wouldn't respect you since you're not a genius like Joyce and would constantly ask for money.

Dean Moriarty

Queequeg.

Yes agreed

I just want to look at him

Razumikhin because he's a bro. I'd even let him fuck my sister.

But the bantz, user. The bantz would be top tier.

>Veeky Forums-appropriate answer
basil hallward because he's posh but chill, wealthy but innocent, and artistic. i'd let him paint me fosho.
>actual answer
pic related because i am a shit human
fuck me daddy he's so hot

Quentin compson

His sister is a slut who i would get to fuck whenever she comes visit, and he won't do anything other than talk to himself in his head like the fucking beta he is.

This!

Miss Wade from "Little Dorrit". I'd hate-fuck that vengeful dyke right into eternal kitchen servitude.

found the homo

Honestly, any Murakami protagonist. They're all basically the same. Quiet, chill dudes who like music and inexplicably attract beautiful women. (maybe I'll learn his secret)
Often they like to cook and drink.
Seems like an ideal roommate to me.

underground man

the PEEMSTER or Siddhartha just cause I'm sure he'd be great to be around as a youth.

Yes. Plus, they are clean and tidy. Hell, even Nakata would be a good choice.

You must be joking

My tulpa.

Dantès because I'd be a rich man and have access to all his secret knowledge of the world

plague from camu's the plague.

lots of interesting doctors would be come over to hang out and study him...and gendarmes could do security so nobody i dont like comes over or can get in

probably Tyrone Slothrop
with the amount of pussy he slays I'm finally bound to get some as well

Jesus

Ivan Denisovich is neat, respectful, and has zero material posessions.

Nap Lapkin.

objectively correct

Came here to post this. Razumikhin is the bro that everyone needs yet no one deserves.

youtube.com/watch?v=-ScjucUV8v0

>Tyrone Slothrop
Tyrone Slothrop is an anagram for "Sloth or Entropy"

S. Lothrop Thorndike published a volume on shape-note singing: The Psalmodies of Plymouth and Massachusetts Bay, Publications of the Colonial Society of Massachusetts, 1895.

Another stretch, but ... Samuel K. Lothrop (S. Lothrop) was an anthropologist who worked in Central and South America. J.D. Argles emailed me that Lothrop discovered "giant solid stone balls somewhere in Costa Rica, which were never explained. He also had a mild stutter." According to my rather hasty research, his speciality was/is in Pre-Columbian art and archaeology. He was the author of Pottery of Costa Rica and Nicaragua and edited a volume entitled Some Costa Rican Jade Motifs. In Essays in Pre-Columbian Art and Archaeology Samuel K. Lothrop (Ed.), Harvard University Press, Cambridge.

And Pete Marcus muses:

Surely his initials, TS, are related to Pynchon's debt to Eliot, with Slothrop the twentieth-century Everyman wandering through the waste land of modern Europe? Or is that too obvious?
John Stark posits in his book Pynchon's Fictions:

"The name of Tyrone Slothrop [...] presents great difficulties. W.T. Lhamon, Jr., argues that this name combines 'sloth' and 'ROP,' 'the term used when an editor has the right to place an ad wherever is convenient in a paper.' Although the second part of this interpretation makes some sense--despite Slothrop's free movements and those determined by his search for the rocket--the first part ascribes to him a quality that he does not exhibit. Also, Pynchon used this name earlier for a character in 'The Secret Integration' [Dr. Slothrop and his son, Hogan]." (p.13)
Bruce Heinly proposes that "Slothrop" is derived from Lothrop Stoddard (1883-1951), popular American racialist and eugenicist.

Wrong.

Nigga have you heard Vietnamese? It sounds like shit.

Virgin here; who is she?

>bro tier
Pig Bodine
Buck Mulligan
Michael Pemulis

>enlightened tier
Stephen Daedalus
Holden Caulfield
Geoffrey Firmin
Eumolpus
Ebenezer Cooke
Ignatius Reilly
Don Quixote
Bartleby

Christina Aguilera. She looks better aged somehow

Thanks, you are not a faggot

>She looks better aged somehow
got thicc, used to be literal sticks tied together with ligaments and covered in skin

I need more of this clip, or perhaps the carpet photos where she was wearing this.

Patera Silk.

>Useless guttural sounds
Danish is just ugly Swedish

Mersault, maybe I could change him

this

youtube.com/watch?v=FGG8zGohko4

whaaat...

Captain Pyanfar Chanur :3

Ackley from TCITR

most of the pussy slothrop got was imagined. except for the pussy that was orchestrated. better off hanging with pirate.

4/10

Pierce Inverarity

Probably one of the Ancient Greeks or Trojans like Hector or Odysseus. Some one who can keep me on my toes and make me a badass warrior.

Ford prefect i'd say

way nay st le loy.

Ignatius would be a terrible roommate, he'd be a slob that would never pay rent and shitpost on Veeky Forums all day.

Gatsby. Nigga could pay all the bills.

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