Lit names

having twin boys in March

calling them
Nero & Cirino

those names also rhyme with my last name for peak aesthetics. thoughts?

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Dude I'm on 3 weeks nofap don't post this shit on a blue board.

lol same, I'm going strong tho. a month ago I was 15 weeks strong

>Nero
disgusting, name him Aurelius Augustus

Caleb & Aaron

I'd assume they were black, and if I saw their resume it'd go straight into the bin.

I own a private equity firm they will work for me and never need to make a resume.

Jim
Walt

Every other name would be shit, hyper hipster trash that you would find tattooed on the arm of a vegan Yogi bear who sips his soy frappachino latte minutes before his spin class.

If you want to, name him Spike.

They will get bullied, and they will deserve it.

Virgil and Homer

Who the fuck names a child after Nero? Are you a retard?

Maybe this
definitely this

But really...
Michael
James
William
Lucas
Martial
Julius
Paul
Forest
Bryan
Eddy
Craig
Steve
Jack
Bruce
King
Jin
Heihachi
Armor King
Yoshimitsu

Lesbia

Dat East of Eden reference, do it for the future homicide OP.

>not Plato and Aristotle
It's like you WANT your kids to be brainlets.

>rhyme with my last name
>own a private equity firm

Nero Shapiro won't stand a chance when the crypto-kike roundup squads come rolling through.

Squash and Glug

Spic and Spam

Name them James and Charles, after the glorious Jacobite rightful monarchs of the United Kingdom

sounds like a good name for a midcentury jewish gangster/ corrupt entertainment industry mogul

>Nero Shapiro

>naming your child after a historical figure who was famously raped by his father

Calypsus and Phriedrick

>Yoshimitsu
Please don't name your child after Tekken characters.

Henry and Ralph
or
David and Emerson

>implying dad-son rape isn't a part of jewish culture.
truthtellers.org/alerts/pedophiliarampantorthodox.htm

Alec Baldwin said it best in 30 rock.

name your kid after a president if you want him to be successful

Pranab

>Pranab
US President

8.5/10

"Alexander, the name of kings."

Alexander

First or last name?

The name of someone who killed his own friendos :^(

Brayden

I knew a vietnamese kid named Clinton in high school. Sat with me at the loser table during lunch. He sucked at math. Probably plucking chickens at his parents' restaurant right now.

Everyone I've ever known called Alex has been a weedy little fuck. Every single one

Alexander > Alex

Men of history > your shitty acquaintances

Matrim and Narg

"Others go away. Narg stay. Narg smart."

Your lil love spawn will be the smartest lil Trolloc on the block.

Your kids are going to be picked on so much and it's all your fault

Foust & Proust

Conrad is a good, strong name

>no fap

I thought Veeky Forums was smart

Fake and Gay

Why can't Americans just use proper names like "John" and "Adam"? I fucking hate seeing "Hunter"s and "Piper"s around, they can stuff a pipe up their ass and cover then in BBQ sauce w/ bacon those are not real names.

My son is named Felix after Felix Feneon

Masturbation addition fucks up your hormones a lot

Lobb
Marin
Abello
Papillon
Vitaly
Léon
Hervé
Misha
Renaud
Nikita

>Naming your child after an Anarchist
It's like you want him to grow up and have massive emotional problems.

>Martial
I'd beat that kid up

The perfect name is Gustave. It can be either regal or salt of the earth (when changed to Gus), it is present in most European languages, it has a nice latinization in Gustavius, it has a metal as fuck etymology, and it have been the name of many great kings and writers.

My body is sacred. Woman are sacred.
You f*cking atheistfag.

Please, please just give your children names that run in your family.

Anarchists are the sanest people i know.

Middle class names are so cute.

Used to know a guy named Montague

But Nero and cirino don't rhyme

how so?

Why don't you pick brad and chad
If it was good 50 years ago it's good enough today

1. Your farthers name
2. Your Grandfathers name

Kant and Hegel (as first names)

Obama Nixon
Nickname: Obongo

Ah. From out the past. Haven't seen that pasta in months.

Just give them normal names like normal people have. They're still gonna be fucked up since you're their parent, but at least they won't give everyone a huge red flag when they introduce themselves

What is fap anyway? Are you doing something with your thumb?
'Hold on a second, let me get another body to take my selfies in so you don't get a blister!'

I'm not OP and I think they're reasonable names for bourgeois. How would you say them though? Tehe....

extremely stupid, Nero was a pedophile mass murderer.

So was my grandfather, but it didnt stop my father from naming me after him

"Pedophile mass murderers" as a description is as accurate as it gets for jews.

This unironically.

Better than those in the African American community.

I wish my name was Dmitri

Daily porn use causes erectile dysfunction, and it's widely publicized.
You condition your brain to a very specific sexual stimulus.

You're going to get your kids beat up by my kids by naming them faggy, but I guess it's the circle of life.
Give them a chance you never had and get them into sports/gym.

Quick roll up the rope ladder.

Whoof!

I know.
We're all so grounded.

Pavel and Maxim

schlomo

Tekken?

>daily porn use
>fap
You don't need to pick both, negroid

twin boys would be caster & pollux
(middle names obviously, im not retarded)

what, did you have a stroke?

>Armor King

Hell, I don't fuking now, I saw it on /pol/ do your own fucking research bitch

Sure, if you want your son to grow up to be a queer and end your bloodline.

Look at how the jew recoils.

name them both jonathan

Just name him Jewy McJewstein

i sincerely hope you don't do this

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in a well organized society this woman would be hung for posting this kind of shit, and I would be killed for viewing it

hahahhahahahhahahaha

Just move to the middle east

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Children are not pets you irresponsible niggers.

Give them a normie name so they stand a chance. You can get a bit adventurous if you're independently wealthy to the degree that your children will never have to work but that's it.

uhmm the middle easy is moving here sweatie i don't have two

Then don't complain in the meantime.

I’ll name your sons for you:

Michael

Gabriel

there you go now no one will ever make fun of them and they won’t wince when they hear their names you massive cocksucker

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nobodies complaining sweatheart

jesus christ, don't fucking do this
it frightens me that autists on Veeky Forums are responsible for children

I doubt anyone autistic enough to name their kids after Romans would be telling the truth about having them anyway.

I have been thinking about a pen name for myself for years but never came up with anything good. What would be rad?

Making your children's name about you is pathetic. You're basically no better than someone wanting to name their kid Skyrim. Just give them normal names and add it as a faggy middle name to please your narcissism.