When you want to be an Ivan but you're just a Dmitri

>when you want to be an Ivan but you're just a Dmitri

>tfw you want to be a Samwise Gamgee, but you will always be a Ignatius J. Reilly

>tfw you want to be alive but you're just dead

>not wanting to be alyosha
got some screws loose there user

I JUST DON"T WANT TO BE THE STUPID SELF DESTRUCTIVE ONE

dmitri is chad op pic severely unrelated

>when you're literally Fyodor Pavlovich

Why would you want to be like Ivan?

dmitri is a chad. just be glad you're not a smerdyakov like me.

Dmitri is a stupid drunk who just fucks women all day
I wanna be a big brain wojak

why tf u wanna be ivan...

>TFW WANNA BE A STANLEY BUT IM REALLY JUST AN OTTO

>tfw Zosima
I just took the foulest fart in front of all my coworkers, haha

>When you want to be a goofus but you're a gallant

>If Dawkins, Harris and Hitchens wrote TBK.

>wanted to be Rimbaud but ended up a verlaine

>edgy college kid
>writes poetry
>has a crazy gf
Dream life

>tfw want to be Dmitry
>i'm just a backscratcher

who's the girlfriend? Lise?

Katerina ivanovna. Lise is alyosha's gf

Lise was a dirty slut

Ivan ruined Lise in a 5 minute "conversation", she was writing him love letters afterwards, that's why i asked

there's no need to be coarse

>tfw will never be Razumikhin

>when you want to be an Alexei but you're just a Dmitri