>when you want to be an Ivan but you're just a Dmitri
When you want to be an Ivan but you're just a Dmitri
>tfw you want to be a Samwise Gamgee, but you will always be a Ignatius J. Reilly
>tfw you want to be alive but you're just dead
>not wanting to be alyosha
got some screws loose there user
I JUST DON"T WANT TO BE THE STUPID SELF DESTRUCTIVE ONE
dmitri is chad op pic severely unrelated
>when you're literally Fyodor Pavlovich
Why would you want to be like Ivan?
dmitri is a chad. just be glad you're not a smerdyakov like me.
Dmitri is a stupid drunk who just fucks women all day
I wanna be a big brain wojak
why tf u wanna be ivan...
>TFW WANNA BE A STANLEY BUT IM REALLY JUST AN OTTO
>tfw Zosima
I just took the foulest fart in front of all my coworkers, haha
>When you want to be a goofus but you're a gallant
>If Dawkins, Harris and Hitchens wrote TBK.
>wanted to be Rimbaud but ended up a verlaine
>edgy college kid
>writes poetry
>has a crazy gf
Dream life
>tfw want to be Dmitry
>i'm just a backscratcher
who's the girlfriend? Lise?
Katerina ivanovna. Lise is alyosha's gf
Lise was a dirty slut
Ivan ruined Lise in a 5 minute "conversation", she was writing him love letters afterwards, that's why i asked
there's no need to be coarse
>tfw will never be Razumikhin
>when you want to be an Alexei but you're just a Dmitri