Making posts on Veeky Forums about how you are the next great writer/philosopher

>Making posts on Veeky Forums about how you are the next great writer/philosopher

kys

>Making posts in retaliation of said posts

>Making posts in retaliation of retaliatory posts

>making posts on Veeky Forums

I am the next great writer.

Nope.

You aren't my man
But Viper is

What a coincidence

It's crazy how everyone that browses Veeky Forums for a couple of days becomes the next great writer isn't it?
Spooky.

In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area. An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test. My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it. I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan). I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is. Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories. I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it. I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code. I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?

DOOD RICK AND MORTY LMAO

this wasn’t funny, user you don’t have any charisma or elan.

I'm lurking here because I want to write a fantasy novel, but I don't want to pander to the lowest common denominator. I want an intelligent, critical audience.
I don't think I'm a great writer, but I think I can do better than HP, or ASOIAF

>I want to write a fantasy novel
>I don't want to pander to the lowest common denominator

Pick one.

>tfw u'll neber be Harld Blom

Well that's not nice.

If you actually care about the craft of writing you shouldn't be wasting time browsing this board.

noted.

heh, nuthin personal kid

Personnel*
Pseud.

the only difference between lcd and highbrow is the quality of prose, mainly because good prose implies hard thinking. There's a space for literary fantasy. I mean reading the Iliad, Odyssey, Paradise Lost, and Blood Meridian is the same tract as genre fantasy (please understand what I'm saying before flaming me). Or think of an expanded Borges novel.

Won't flame you. Quality and helpful post, and kindve the affirmation I was looking for. My issue is breathing life into this world I envision. I want to make a post apocslyptic fantasy setting with Goblins running around strapped with mp5s, and the few remaining humans fighting to survive. The problem is where do the fantasy creatures come from, what happened to the world. I think nuclear hellfire has been done to death, but I think that's the only viable way to do post apocalypse.

Sorry for type-os.
Filthy phone poster.

Help me cum.

the fantasy creatures isekai in

>post apocslyptic fantasy setting with Goblins running around strapped with mp5s
Its like tarantino on some bad meth, EUPHORIC

I am writing the next great American novel.

That's funny, I'm writing the next great Armenian novel. But I'm not Armenian. And I've never been to Armenia.

muh genocide! /end

But I already did that for my novel about Ukraine.