Writing exercise: Post variations on 'who is this semen demon?'

mommy?

Bho bs bhis bemen bemon?

who is this jizzebel?

I request of thee, carried out with great haste, whom is that urn of men's discharge in said Giph?

suwoooo

new phone who dis?

now that there is a spunk trunk

Who is this moisture cloister?

>(parent lifestyle influences the infant physically
jean baptiste lamarck pls stay dead

dayum gurl u wan sum fuk???

it's true though.

stop being dat.

Overwhelmed by the impossibility of an actual sensual encounter with this woman whose virtual appearance is but my only solace, I'm left with no choice but to ask the one who has graced me with her image: oh dear user, I am here with my heart shattered by her smile, taken by the fever of my own erotic desires evoked by this glimpse of her soft skin and what is left for me to imagine. I ask you, please, aid me with a clue of her identity so that I can dream a way to bring this distant encounter closer to actuality, or if only to further the illusion, which is alone deserving of all my energies even to my own personal destruction. I ask you, dear user, to show me the route so that this does not end here, for I'm but a fool mesmerized by this vision, as if haunted by a succubus whose name I do not know.

what species of fluid druid has appeared before me?

Who is this ooze flooz, this shaft-gripping siren-sibling, this penis peculator, this oubliette coquette, this pants perfricator, this dick delectation, this prick polyplectron, this fleering fuckdoll? What meretricious minx, what rod-quop-thot, what tit-mass alloplast bearer is she? Which lubricious lass, which ribaldry recrudescer, which load-lodestar is she, Muse of my assignation invitations?

Nice

who is this hole mole?

who is this booty beauty?

upvoted

(No seriously, she is too pretty, tell me who is her anyway)

who is this gene cantine?

Actually good

Who is this cellulite troglodyte?

Who is this goo Jew?

Who is this Jesus juice sleazy flooz?

Who is this life sludge wifey pudge?

who is this dick puke duke?

Who is this ethereal dipository of my genetic material?

user transgenerational epigenetic inheritance is still a topic under discussion. it's not mainstream thought yet

The thought of pricking this fair maidenhood tears feverishly at my clammy clothes. I climb atop my swivel chair, perched like a beady eyed dolphin, blowhole glistening with the whispered promise of sweet release. Her name is like a rotten fish beached by low tide and driven by the wind, carrying me to ruinous shores.

I dive deep, and rub myself upon the coral to completion.

confirmed in animals though femme

i like

Had to actually look up words, 10/10

same fag

bwak bwak
HO wh o is

the woman

WOMAN

woman, stare -ing at me
eyes
smile
breats BIG
I
Like H
ER

But Lamarck was right!

who is this ejaculate bait?

>be cute
How

watch slice of life cute anime girls and learn

Who is this my seed does feed (formerly Sneeds)?

sierra skye

wrong, my work speaks for itself

Thank god she's a good christian girl, I was worried for a moment

Hmmmmm

who is this aurantiaco sheath to which i would beat'th my meat?

who is this juicy Luci?

>phoneposters

who is this ween fiend

who is this ejaculate encapsulate?

Who is this chick that craves only the biggest, blackest dick?

Who is this frottage cottage?
Underrated

Who is this libido torpedo?

(Oh shit, Freud would have a field day.)

Guffawed

this thread's starting to make me ill

I like it

Would this be that sheath I have heard so much about?

I wanna hit her with my big ole dong

Who art her, she sperm-cell feasting miss, this jezebel?

Who is this fluid druid?

who is this goo jew

Might I inquire into the identity of this pulchritudinous prostitute whose full voluptuous figure, supple skin, and enchanting expression have all contributed to initiating the arousal phase of the sexual response cycle in my brain and causing my blood pressure to drop and my genitals to become turgid and sensitive as I prepare to simulate the act of coitus with rapid movements of my right hand across my glans and shaft.

Turgid?

Lel

Never heard of it?

Who is this jism prism?

Who is this spunk punk?

Who is this spire umpire

chloroform and a flensing knife.

youtube.com/watch?v=Y8EMndSFFMk

Who is this man-milk maid?

Who is this cream dream?

whom is this ejaculate vacuum pit

Who is this ejaculate speculate?

Who is this testes orestes?

Who is this 'mirin siren?

General Lamarque is dead.

We want to question, we don't want the answer.

Who is this erection confection?
Who is this sperm worm?
Who is this boner toner?
Who is this spunk monk?
Who is this cock dock?
Who is this erection ejection?
Who is this dick tick?
Who is this cum plum?
Who is this seed steed?
Who is this prick chick?
Who is this cock stock?
Who is this seminal sentinel?
Who is this phallus chalice?
Who is this anus ignoramus?
Who is this smegma enigma?
Who is this beef curtain hurtin?
Who is this cunt runt?
Who is this jism prison?
Who is this ballbiting ballerina?
Who is this dongle mongle?
Who is this penis machinist?
Who is this chin chin bin?
Who is this scrotum sorceress?
Who is this wiener cleaner?
Who is this pole populator?
Who is this stiffy stimulator?
Who is this pillar pimper?
Who is this column culminator?
Who is this testicle tamer?
Who is this sperm specialist?
Who is this glans gladiator?
Who is this frenulum fractionizer?
Who is this foreskin fornicator?
Who is this penile private?
Who is this smut sergeant?
Who is this cock captain?
Who is this orifice officer?
Who is this rear admiral?
Who is this cummander?
Who is this lewd lieutenant?
Who is this meat major?
Who is this cunt colonel?
Who is this wiener witch?
Who is this phallus phalanx?
Who is this cock commandant?
Who is this dong deity?
Who is this seminal fluid druid?
Who is this jizz wiz?
Who is this benis burglar?
Who is this wang waxer?
Who is this schlong sentinel?
Who is this dick dastard?
Who is this jizz jezebel?
Who is this cock cream captivator?
Who is this man milk mephistopheles?
Who is this smegma smuggler?
Who is this cum connoisseur?
Who is this semen sommelier?
Who is this urethra barista?
Who is this scrotum totem?
Who is this juice moose?
Who is this solution confucian?
Who is this stiffen vixen?
Who is this slobber macabre?
Who is this masturbation invitation?
Who is this ejaculate immaculate?
Who is this broth goth?
Who is this stain jane?
Who is this penis venus?
Who is this mattress actress?
Who is this tally wacker packer?
Who is this schlong sorcerrer?
Who is this weenie genie?
Who is this chode road?
Who is this male repoductive organ gorgan?
Who is this shaft shaft?
Who is this ding dong dungeon?
Who is this scrotum totem?
Who is this ballsack knapsack?
Who is this testicle vestibule?
Who is this ball butter nutter?
Who is this cock cream captivator?
Who is this man milk mephistopheles?
Who is this smega smuggler?
Who is this cum connoisseur?
Who is this semen sommelier?
Who is this urethra barista?

>choad road
kek'd

Who is this splatterer of man-batter?

Look how fit this gal is, not even hard to find better semen demon

Oh OOOOOOOOOOOOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAN WHO IS THIS UTTER PERPETUATOR?

Who is this spermatozoon harpoon?
Who is this fart tart?
Who is this fuck hound?
Who is this fluid exchanger?
Who is this areola gondola?

that's all i got

WHO DIS BRAPP HOG

The seed desires to discharge to which Siren?

>not using seed steed

take all my reddit gold

uh someone is insecure

I would dig in her asshole with my tongue even if she had gastroenteritis.

Who is this fun laden cum maiden?

Who is this teat feat who makes my heart beat?

> Who is this juice moose?
Somehow the dumbest ones get me the most

Who is this slime swine?