ITT: We're in a waiting room

ITT: We're in a waiting room...

surrounded by heads and bodies.

but user, what are you waiting for?

good post user

I AM A PATIENT BOY

>look at the pamphlets without picking one up
>skim over articles in a womens' magazine
>put it back and look around
Repeat ad infinitum

I WAIT I WAIT I WAIT I WAIT

I brought a book with me.

I pull out a large-print copy of Lolita and read it aloud while maintaining 100% eye contact with everyone in the room (I move my head rapidly)

>nervously looks around
>starts grabbing something from his bag

>Goes into the corner, pulls out iphone 4
>plays welcome to the black parade on minimum volume

>*gregory sadler walks in*

>grabs a gun from his bag

EVERYBODY ON THE FLOOR, NAW!
EVERYONE LAY DOWN NOW OR I'LL SHOOT.

GET YOUR WALLET AND PHONE OUT OF YOUR POCKETS AND THROW THEM IN MY DIRECTION!

>shines on you

...

...

>*Throws iphone 4 at your head, distracting you whilst I pull out my revolver*
>*BANG BANG BANG*
>*Your body hits the fall as AFI's Miss murder begins to play*
>*I continue to heist*

EVERYBODY GET ON THE FUCKING FLOOR NOW

KEEP LAYING DOWN OR I WILL SHOOT

GET YOUR WALLETS AND THROW THEM IN MY DIRECTION

>walks toward the waiting room
>sees shooter
>takes aim
RATATATATATA
>shooter hit
>starts aiming at all the people laying on the floor
RATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA

>everybody already dead
>keeps shooting
RATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA *click* *click* *click*
>throws gun away
>runs away

HEY HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD ABOUT THIS BOKK!! ITZZ SOO GREAAT ITS CALLED INFINOTE JEST AND ITS SO GOOD HAHAHA LOL IM SUCJ A NERD SHERLOCKED LOL XD.

Hahahahaha yeah I think about this sometimes I hate waiting rooms

Your euthenasia.

>*grabs my gun and joins you*
OKAY, EVERYONE UP RIGHT FUCKING NOW! user AND I ARE GONNA PLAY A LITTLE GAME WITH YOU! HA HA!

*COUGH*

Veeky Forums 2k17.

I start writing my novel on my macbook pro while blasting retrowave in my beats headphones and occasionally blow a thick cloud of cherry watermelon vape in a random direction, then occasionally stop to "answer" my phone by speaking complete gibberish and hoping other people think it's a foreign language.

>/b/ threads on Veeky Forums in 2017

jesus christ

try to tame my disgust

tell me why

I destroy my laptop after seeing this thread.

boy i sure am glad we stopped talking about all those pretentious postmodern authors

I'm stuck as a virgin with rage
tell me why i so need a cute girl my age
tell me why...

underrated