What book would you give to a normal girl?

What book would you give to a normal girl?

Ulysses

Never let me go

Tarnsman of Gor

I would first have to know how normal she is. I have a book in mind but I won't mention it.

A normal girl? Madeline, probably.

Mein Kampf

Her fucking hobbies are going out with friends, listening to the most mainstream pop music in the world and watching shitty movies.

Don't get her a book then retard

Harry Potter

Do girls know they exist, lads?

I would give her this book.
Have I done well?

Person by Sam Pink

With this book i had a grasp about what is to be a women, I think she would learn some things about life.

"The Most Beautiful Woman in Town" by Bukowski

Goodreads best books of 2017

"Normal" is a concept, it does not exist in reality. Nothing or no one is normal, it's always a deviation from the normal.

shut the fuck up you faggot

I actually gave a fairly normal girl The Blue Flower and she loved it.

get her a diary and jizzy somewhere in it

Only legit answer

the fault in our stars

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Ana Frank

my girl gave ulysses to me years ago after picking it up because her favorite singer wrote a song about it.

The catcher in the rye

give her the storied life of a.j. fikry

On Women by Arthur S.

Your favorite book that is most closely related to her personal interests.

Is all the soy you eat daily making you angry?

iff this girl is vastly different from you op youre going to wasting your time and her time as well. Find some book worm girl at the library or book store, ask her for a coffee. Be realistic dude, that kind of girl who doesnt think beyond what she should wear or how her hair looks will never make you happy.

Notes from Underground

one of those "daily journal/doodle" books
irl female friends fucking love those for some reason

The Crying of Lot 49 or Candide

50 Shades of Grey

Also, The Sun and Her Flowers

She likes murder mysteries. Would The Karamazov Bros. be too much?

Shit, I dunno... Johnny Tremain?
Shit--wait! Don't go!

The Life and Times of Johnny Gat

William Blake - Songs of Innocence and Experience

Justine by De Sade

My Diary Desu

this is a decent answer.

>tfw no 10/10 brunette gf larping as a Roman aristocrat
"Normal girl".

This is the best answer.

Maps of Meaning by Jordan Peterson