That disgusting prose

Sorry, not even that good. My friends all read John Green and Hunger Games ripoff #234. Pride and Prejudice is a rare thing. I'd love to have a friend who even read Austen, let alone any of the stuff I like (which apparently is too triggering).

Imagine if women came here to smell their own asses like the rest of Veeky Forums. What would they tout, which things would they try to impress each other with? Would they post Action Adventure novels in an attempt to discredit men?

I come here and post in the same threads you all do. My reading tastes aren't different just because I'm a girl.

>Imagine if women came here
Hi user

I just blend in with the men though desu

lies

So, do you pretend to be men in all of these women hating generals?

you mean you're not?

No, not lies. I don't pretend to be male, I rarely feel the need to state my gender except when it's a direct thing like this There's no point trying to change someone who despises women's mind. It's a shame most people on here do, since finding men offline who like classics is like searching for a needle in a haystack.

> So, do you pretend to be men in all of these women hating generals?

yeah, but then again everyone here is pretending to be men.

A woman? No.

Well that's the perplexing thing to me. Why come here? Specifically why here in such a thread?

cuz its funny

Me either, I was totally lying about being in possession of vagoo.

Post feet

pls user, this is blue board, get them to post socks

>Here?
Because I like to talk about books.
>This thread or others like it?
To see if you really do all hate women. Turns out you do.

no mine are ugly and big

>finding ANYONE offline who like classics is like searching for a needle in a haystack
fix'd it for you

Look I gotta ask you some real shit if you're not a fraud. How the fuck do I get my gf to stop eating ice-cream? This bitch is a slob

>To see if you really do all hate women. Turns out you do.
if you were a real grill, you'd know hating women doesn't not in anyway preclude them from being womens

The people here are mostly mentally disturbed.

True.
>doesn't not
Please try harder.
Of course women can hate women. But I'm not a lesbian, so I don't care if some women hate women. I do care that the entirety of the kind of man I like (one's who read) hate women.

if you idiots studied hard and just kept your feelings inside instead of sperging out, you could have been somewhere where theres only people interested in classics. thats what universities are.

alas, now begins the sun setting on your precociousness. soon people will stop treating you based on the potential you had, and start treating you based on the potential you wasted. then the real bitterness will start. this is nuthin'

Don't buy ice cream? Hint that you're not attracted to her or that she's getting fat?

>Please try harder.
why? you just said you're not a dyke so you just lost all your pull with me. time to give the thread some feet if you want to be an attention whore

What are your favorites to read?

tell her shes gaining weight, but not in an obvious way. if she doesn't break up with you, shell probably stop eating ice-cream.

>why? you just said you're not a dyke so you just lost all your pull with me. time to give the thread some feet if you want to be an attention whore
I meant with your grammar. A double negative contracted form?

>pls2bewrtittngproper
i think your tits are working harder for your IRL than you give them credit for because i;m not moved atall w/.out them. share with the class.

user its a mystery why you dont have a gf

That would be a biting response if you'd actually say that to someone IRL.

i've two, we're very liberal, you're a dumb tease tho who doesn't know how/when to show off her assets. they're what make people listen to your shit irl, and you can upload them here and get the same treatment.

My mother keeps farting in the bath tub while she reads torture porn novels
Could any femanon in this thread tell me if this is common behaviour? I haven't spoken to a girl for about 3 years now sadly

I love the Russians (Bulgakov, Leskov and Gogol are my favourites, but I have read Tolstoy and Dostoevsky), classical Chinese and Japanese texts like Journey to the West and Tale of the Heike, Milton, Virginia Woolf, Joyce, TS Eliot, Flaubert, Stendhal etc. I love Conrad especially, and John Fowles, and have a soft spot for the Beats when I'm feeling down. I also like Murakami, as lighter reading. I dabble in philosophical works as well, and am reading Either/ Or at the moment.

>tfw there are no more femanons with the balls to post their feet for the benefit of the whole community
ah, good old times of Veeky Forums are gone

I'd be able to see her tits then, she might seem pleasant

>Double GF bragging

This is next level stuff.

>i think your tits are working harder for your IRL than you give them credit for because i;m not moved atall w/.out them. share with the class.
Pass. I'll keep my feet and my breasts to myself.

no not really im flat chested. thats why im on Veeky Forums. so no-one can see how flat-chested i am

it's a fine literary tradition. read woolf or anything about highsmith

That's not me. I don't care whether you have a gf or not, I'm still not showing you my chest.

>Pass. I'll keep my feet and my breasts to myself.
but they're so much better than your opinions
>kawaii
:3

That's interesting. I'm into the Russians as well, but I usually stick to American writers, not because of any superiority kick or intolerance, but because they are most accessible to me. What you would say is the reason you read?

>That's not me
But it has your name on it anonymous. And seems much more pleasant for its offer of tits. I'd like you more if you were her.

You could be remembered forever if you posted them. Just think about it.

>To see if you really do all hate women. Turns out you do.
Yes but I also hate niggers, kikes, mudslimes, poos, chinks, gooks, abbos, spics and whites.
I'm quite egalitarian with my hate

Wow, edgy. Do you walk around with a cane you don't need and offer witty criticisms in places besides your fanfictions?

What about you is superior to them?

cool i could be the next kennedi. doxxed and have my picture accompany gross paragraphs that oscillate between whore/madonna complexes at rapid speeds

10/10 post

>but they're so much better than your opinions
Which are still better than your opinions.

Wouldn't you just not post your tits because you don't want random people to see them?

>What you would say is the reason you read?
I was a loner in primary and high school, and since my parents are a literature professor and a librarian books were the natural thing to turn to.

You don't have to post your face tho

>penguin classics
How is anyone supposed to fap to this?

i kind of want to now. it would give my paranoia a tangible reason to exist.

I don't care for the book desu

Well that's why I started reading too, except that my parents are poor and do not read. But why do you keep reading? What kind of book are you hoping to find when you read? What are you getting out of them?

Based on my social circle, such as it is (read: a group of loose acquaintances)
>the average girl reads buzzfeed
>there is a percentage of girls who read YA and Harry Potter
>an even smaller percentage read Jane Austen and the Brontes
>I've yet to meet anyone else, of either gender, who reads what I like to read (Greeks, the russians, modernists, etc. etc.) which is really disappointing since I'm very lonely

nah, it's just obvious. the joke doesn't work if you can see her tits. you'd have to be as dumb as her to not get that.

You're very Feuerbachian, I like you. Definitely post yourself.

>i have 20 girlfriends and they're all supermodels

>implying I don't hate myself

>But why do you keep reading?
Escapism, the hopes of learning something new, filling time, finding meaning. Why do you read?

no, so far they've mostly been wrong, more so than mine. i'm guessing at least a full C if you get this much offtopic nonsense into your regular conversation

how many liberal supermodels do you know? well done if you got twenty.

its a break from the disappointing and often unremarkable life i lead. and its easier to project my own feelings onto compared to film or games or whatever.

and it also gives me something to believe in. reading a book i can delude myself that people who write pages of contrived shit can have a positive impact on the world. it gives you hope that maybe you can change something about the world without getting into violent revolution. its a way of freeing yourself from the oppressive prison that is your own brain.

Ah yes, the prose. The prooooooose. the PROOOOOOOSE. There's a reason why the pseuds on this website are always so willing to talk about "the prose" of a book when discussing its merits or flaws. Why attempt to analyze the merits and effects of the literary devices used to add to the development of characters, why attempt to understand the interplay of the perspectives of different characters and the emphasis this places on different themes, the spectrum of ironies used throughout the novel, the historical significance of the novel and the influence it has spawned in literary tradition or the influences seen throughout the work, the specific structure and literary underpinnings of the novel and the way it influences the tone, the author's relationship to the characters and the theme, the presentation of the novel itself to the audience and thus the relationship between reader and text --- why do any of this, when you could talk about "the prose?" You know that you have such a deep understanding of the book, don't you, when you talk about "the prose," the "musicality of it," the "sparseness." What a great artistic touch you have, don't you! Such a highly refined poetic sense! And you feel like such a true reader of literature when you are able to compare these styles: "I am partial to the lyricism of Joyce's prose, as well as the clean and scientific prose of Borges," you might say. What a deep understanding you show! Because the "prose" of a work is such an accessible topic, something that is felt immediately in the body and senses, a nice little sensation and flutter of the heart. Art obviously has nothing else to it, nothing other than the little sensations that I experience, because why should i attempt to understand it on a deeper level than this, when I have such a "refined" sense of the "prose?" Why even attempt to analyze the prose and the poetic and rhythmical underpinnings of it, when I could use a pretty little metaphor for it? It matters little that virtually every reader of literature has access to the music of the words and so my understanding is not quite so advanced as I would think, that form is something that goes hand in hand with theme, that I missed all the deep relationships between characters and between text and reader that existed in the work and that comprise a large part of the literary merit of the text, for my understanding of "the prose" shows such a mastery of language, a fine-tuned sense of the magical flow of the words! Having understood this work, I may as well move onto the next, the next bundle of pretty sensations to experience, the next bagful of fun linguistic treats!

>friendly reminder pro-Austen camp has Bloom, Nabokov, and Strauss, while the most famous detractor is a literal corncobber

thanks user

What opinions have I even stated?
Men on here not liking women isn't an opinion, it's fact, as is the fact that's it's a waste of time trying to change people's minds.

The jokes get funnier when the audience realizes it's highly probable that your tits are bigger than hers are.

rofl

Then fucking kill yourself or find something to do.

I read because I'm hoping to find meaning and new ideas and somehow figure out how to live my life.

Ohh!

I think that books can actually teach you about life in order to improve it, but people don't actually believe when things are told to them at face value so they ignore what the book tells them. A lot of people, certainly not all.

>they're definitely men who hate me
>and they definitely hate other women not me specifically for being retarded
that would in no way explain why you're arguing with a dyke about the same things. but you know, that's just logic, not any shit you need to worry about
ikr we should meet up for a measuring contest.

People on this board unironically like White Noise. You disgusting philistines have no business assessing quality of Austen's dialogue.

idk that seems like a dfw-y thing to say. i dunno if Pynchon teaches me about life. i think what he mainly does is tell me its okay and that im not the only one who feels the way i do. parts of Against the Day feel like, Pynchon reaching out and giving me a big hug

maybe in our po-mo ass world thats teaching you something about life. that you're not alone and that you dont have to feel a certain way if you dont want to. thats what Veeky Forums is for too.

I'd say yes, but meet up probably means, "Come to my house." I doubt you leave home often.

How vigorously are you masturbating to this rare amount of female contact?

>that would in no way explain why you're arguing with a dyke about the same things. but you know, that's just logic, not any shit you need to worry about
None of this actually makes sense, I'm not sure how you got that from what I said at all.
Are you a dyke? If so it explains a lot. The aggression, the lack of basic English, the ability to make massive leaps of conclusion not founded in the post being replied to. Seems like tumblr is more your style.

This thread is already getting boring

>Jane Austen and the Brontes
Literally nothing wrong with this but don't they like get done? I mean, Austen and the Brontë sisters wrote like 15 novels together, even with rereading I feel like you'd have to move on after a couple of years.

>Then fucking kill yourself or find something to do.
um sweetie, you're attention whoring on a nepalese silk weaving forum. I don't think you can give other advices

I'd say that Pynchon's effect on you is proof that he teaches you about life. Not all writers can teach life as well as others, and some of the best style writers don't do it nearly as well as others, I think.

I agree with what you are saying about Veeky Forums too, it's a place where you can understand even someone who you fucking hate.

>Are you a dyke? If so it explains a lot. The aggression, the lack of basic English, the ability to make massive leaps of conclusion not founded in the post being replied to. Seems like tumblr is more your style.
>has never read woolf
>has never read sappho
>has never read highsmith
see, if you were male or a lesbian, that would make you a shit person, but since you've tits and no brains, not knowing that kind of shit doesn't matter so long as you bounce enough within visible range.

again, emphasising the "within visible range" part.

>in lesbian threesome
>I BET YOU NEVER SEE FEMALES
you know we're even left out in the street? (jurisdictions vary)

God damn, it's so stale. It hurts to read, I don't know how bad it must feel to write.

>see, if you were male or a lesbian, that would make you a shit person, but since you've tits and no brains, not knowing that kind of shit doesn't matter so long as you bounce enough within visible range.
I've read Woolf, and Sappho and Highsmith. What of it? Like I said, you keep bringing up irrelevant bullshit.

Well at least I don't hate myself. And that was my point anyway. I don't mean do something productive, I mean find something that's less useless than being a hateful hypocrite. I feel like that would just be a miserable existence.

So, I don't get one thing. You like men who read but you're aware such men hate you. Right? Then how do you solve this problem?

>see, if you were male or a lesbian, that would make you a shit person, but since you've tits and no brains, not knowing that kind of shit doesn't matter so long as you bounce enough within visible range.
Goddamn, I am a lesbian and you seem like an utter bitch, and a moron to boot. Why do you keep saying she hasn't read things or whatever, or is only good for boobs when she's clearly said in above posts that she reads a lot of different things?