Start with the greeks

>start with the greeks
>resume with the romans
>continue with the christians
then what?

>end with the romanians

The Germans you dope.

Dancing with David Foster Wallace

rewind to the Proto-Indo-Europeans

Penetrate Pynchon

Bash with the Baltimoreans of 2050

nig nog with the big dog

Aha.

I have to switch boards now.

Pounding with Pound

Erra erra erra REMIX!

Explore the Egyptians
Peek the Greeks
Jump in John Keats

>Restart with the Renaissance
>Engage with the Enlightenment
>Release with the Romantics
>Relax with the Realists
>Meddle with the Modernists
>Fuck off with the Post Modernists

Enter the Early Bronze Age

solve it all with suicide

>>Fuck off with the Post Modernists
Made me chuckle, thanks.

Actually
>Start with the Sumerians
>Advance to the Akkadians
>Bask in the Babylonians
>Engage with the Egyptians
>Commune with the Chinese
>Gorge on the Greeks
>Proceed to the Persians
>Revel in the Romans
>Continue with the Christians
>Navigate the Nicceans
>Breathe in the Byzantines
>Assimilate the Arabs
>Mature with the Muslims
>Succumb to the Sufis
>Internalize the Indians
>Binge on the Buddhists
>Meddle with the Mayans
>Acquaint with the Aztecs
>Peruse the Peruvians
>Study the Spanish
>Tango with the Tibetans
>Seize the Sardinians
>Follow through with the French
>Germinate with the Germanics
>Rush through the Russians
>Achieve with the Americans
>Avoid the Anglos
>Investigate the Italians
>Hurry through the Hungarians
>Dabble in the Danish
>Ponder the Polish
>Consider the Croatians
>Suck in the Swiss
>Inquire with the Irish
>Wash in the Welsh
>Investigate the Italians
>Mull over the Maltese
>Brood over the Belgians
>Tolerate the Turkish
>Scrutinize the Serbians
>Nonce with the Nazis
>Transcend the traditionalists
>Dialogue with the deconstructionists
>Misfit with the modernists
>Promenade to the postmodernists

Kek

Peruse the polytheists, and mute the monotheists.

>No "Recline with the Romantics."

My dude, well put.

masturbate with the midichlorians and jerk it to the jedi

>Avoid the Anglos

You forgot
>Suicide with the Sincerists

>consume the constantinoplians
>opine the ottomans

>Analize the Anglos

>byzantine literature
>ottoman literature

>Persist with the Perennials

The original is not alliterative but somehow the template is. It really bugs me.

Is there a good "continue with the Christians" chart?

new things can occur, who knw

Memes aside this is unironically a good sequence

underrated

>Investigate the Italians twice
what did they do

erudiate with the ethiopians

you could skip all that crap, and go straight to THIS!

Reread the Greeks

Sojourn with the SJWs.

even no

Rest with the posthumans

Read whatever you want. Why do you care so much about frogposter opinions?

I like this

>not starting with the mabinogion