>So, user, I heard you're a writer. How's that novel coming along?
So, user, I heard you're a writer. How's that novel coming along?
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i'm just now done with the outline. wanna go back to my place and check out my prose? ;) ;)
I prefer to describe it as an erotic diary
Care to be the latest chapter? ;)
Fucking terribly. Hey, are you gonna finish those fries?
Ok, so it’s like this, I can’t come up with a good idea or how to execute it and I can’t stop jacking off to even begin writing. It’s like I’m a slave to my biological urges. It’s crazy how unproductive I am. I’m anxious yet depressed and above all else entirely unproductive.
Hey wait, where are you going?
it's fantastic babe; having this six figure job will help me propel my novel forward.
>gets second date
>gets more
>girlfriend
>novel goes nationwide
>marry her
>have beautiful kids
>grow old together
>that sweet granny ass
>she dies before me
>I write a based book about her
>make millions
>give half the money to kids
>other half to the Catholic Church
>anointing of the sick
>I die
>the end
Who are you, why are you talking to me and who told you that?
Just going to take a shit
xD
Actually I mostly just write short stories, science fiction mostly
I've been sending my work out to magazines, no acceptances yet but I've made a couple second-round considerations so I remain hopeful.
Thanks. My novel is going much faster now that I am aiming to sell it to teens and not Veeky Forums patricians or college grads.
Anyone else write faster now that you've given up?
About a well as I am in bed.
I was never trying very hard in the first place
I'm fucking dying. That's some Cronenberg shit.
yeah but i only write non-fiction now so that’s kind of depressing to think about in itself
Huh? No, boxing gambler.
This thread is unrealistic because no woman would ever look at me like that.
>I don't write prose.
>I can't finish this sonnet
I do independent research and mostly write nonfiction works. I wrote a novel in 3 months once just to learn how to do it but I haven't bothered to fix it up. Might just write something better and come back to the old one later.
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I have finished the first draft
I don't know what to do with it
I am depressed and suicidal since I stopped writing
my creativity and interest in creating and creative pursuits are dead in the water
I don't know what to do
I don't know how to move forward with this
I am scared - I haven't not written for 5 years
>seemingly nice restaurant
>they order fucking clams or fried shrimp or some bullshit
>in a bowl of fucking french fries
i own one of those bowls. quite nice.
I don't write novels. I write shitty short stories that end abruptly with bitter ironies that reflect my irksome life. I'm going to leave now, you'll cover the tab.
y-you too
It needs work, but I must focus on school
thanks for the blogpost autist
Terribly, darling. It's an absolute disaster. An unmitigated 30 car pile up. I spend every day staring at my notebook and waiting for it to burst into flames of its own volition. How's your new internship going?
>hiding her pugnose with a burger
>burger appears to be on the same level of steak and shake
>restaurant attempts an urban and masculine look while serving fucking burgers
i'm sure the girl has shitty teeth too. she's clearly afraid of the camera.
autism speaks
>her eyes don't look in the same direction and are unquestionably too far apart
>is eating a chicken monstrosity
>her smile shows that she truly doesn't want to be photographed
what is it with women getting photographed over a lunch table? who in the hell would want someone to interrupt a pleasant date or meeting with a picture that's clearly only wanted by the one taking it?
probably a poor attempt at an advertisement, judging by the fact that the hungry woman hasn't even eaten a bite of her food.
wait, that's not chicken. it's even worse. why, god? why?
Proud of yourself?
>sperging intensifies
>did you just say "wink wink"?
>makes a post
>responds to me without any inclination other than his own jealousy
>can't get it through his this skull that i am the true reincarnation of Thoreau
hubris is a violence against god, not man.
>she's wearing stripes
>has seven dishes in front of her
>some asian country
how does she feel knowing that all of her countrymen think she's a disgusting tub of lard, i wonder.
autism and non sequiturs? Oh my
>An argument between an autist and a guy who clearly has a "cute girls people have posted on Veeky Forums" folder
>okay, so it's like this
*eyeroll*
no no No NO NO!
it's all wrong. i can't breathe right now. where's my fucking inhaler, i need to erase this from my mind, fuck i'm wheezing in pain at this damnable image, fuck fuck FUCK.
i fucking hate this. i'm going to drink myself into oblivion on 80 dollar scotch
>argument
>cute girls people have posted
It's cute girls EATING that people have posted thank you very much
>face tilted upwards in direction of light, a learned skill to eliminate the appearance of acne and generally disgusting skin
>matching Nike shirts, hinting at their belonging to a sports team (why are they deviating from their set diet, coach will be furious)
>male companions are ignoring them, instead favoring company of obese girl (clear indication that whores pictured are carrying STIs, water bottle is completely empty because they thirsty bitches as a result)
I have a girlfriend, a job, in college, I write (but haven't tried publishing it), and I STILL jerk off....
R E A C H I N G
okay. i've calmed a bit.
>that haircut in the back
>looking closely, i'm not sure which haircut is worse.
>doughnuts
>fatty furs cheek supreme has already eaten most of her pastry and is clearly ravenous, waiting for the photographer (fucking shithead who thinks he's a photographer) to just fucking oeave her alone so she can stuff her fat face
>several children surrounding a single fucking opened takeout box with waxmcoating on the inside so the fucking pastries won't leak fluids
>implying pastries fucking leak
>two shithead girls not assisting the procession of dumbshit children in getting food of their own
>petty vain girl refuses to eat hers so she can remain a god damn giraffe in the mirror, will put the pastry down afterwards, refusing to touch it unless forced, then to the bathroom to vomit immediately
>fucking detritus on the table, what appears to be a box of fucking baby wipes and some damned pasta, all jumbling up whatever mishmash of a photo this is
>girl to the far left doesn't need any more food but has an even more eager face than hamface cheekblaster
>he thinks he can mimic my autism
>is blown away by a mere glance from my furious laser eyes
>his family is sorrowful, not for the loss, but rather that they never had a child like myself
>calmed a bit
>goes full autismo
these girls want you to get help sperglord
Too busy constantly jacking off to produce something beautiful.
excuse me, who are you?
>her forehead is more lonely than she is
>the food, while technically perfect, is mid travel to her pensive and disdainful mouth, waiting for the camera'd putz to put down the fucking camera
>the background fucking light
>seriously look at that ugly thing, the lightbulb isn't even flush with the rim of the metal shade to alleviate the fact that it's such a hideous lamp to begin with
she's clearly in pain.
>tfw people literally attempt to mimic my autism
you're a sad sack and you know it. you don't even get three more.
>implying i'm going to attack a literal childfaced moron who can't even eat her entire sandwich, slopping onions everywhere
Going alright, gonna need to do more research but that’s no bother. Talk to your mom lately?
>sports team
>can't tell they're twins who conform to the stereotype of twins wearing similar outfits
>split ends, spends all her money on fastfood -- not enough for quality shampoo
>small eye openings and pale skin, doesn't go outside often
>grease around mouth due to burger not being able to fit (can never date Chad)
>fingernails cut unevenly, sign of biting caused by anxiety disorder
>dropping cheese everywhere on foil (too autistic to request plate even though she clearly needs it)
>burger appear empty of ingredients aside from meat and cheese, sign of severe allergies
>he thinks blue eyes and similar hair color means they're twins
>still mimicking my style poorly
wrong wrong wrong. also, for shame sexualizing a child. fellatio references? repugnant.
>the pleb hasn't seen dizygotic twins before
it's almost as if you haven't left your mother's flawed womb, you horse's ass.
>her forehead is more lonely than she is
black twitter level insults. Sad!
>being this assblasted about candid lighting
double sad!
>onions
get your eyes checked as well autismo
>a child eats like a child as told by autism
at least you got cheese right. Still - sad.
There's a lot of animosity in here. Let's not forget how insignificant you both are.
>he can't even tell the difference between two posters so he replies to me twice, even in context
guess again, pleb, to the right are clear examples of opaque onions. a common mistake by one of your severely deficient mental stature.
>the pedophile posts another of his fantasy harem
enough. i have made my mark. i am off.
caramelized opaque onions at that. and a touch of lettuce.
>he attacks his opponent with two different posts, lacking the mental capacity to hold two counterarguments in his mind simultaneously
>he thinks the original autist posted again after the first
>they argue on Veeky Forums
>argue
>he thinks they're different people
you have sexualized this. I never have. Away with you satan!
nah, you're clearly a pedo who has images of children on his hard drive.
>projecting
most of these aren't children and/or sexual
...
>weakly squeaks "projection!"
>most of these aren't children
>acknowledging the children
>posting a sexualized image in an attempt to clear himself of guilt by contrast
>still has a pile of little girls on his hard drive
you're not fooling anyone, pedophile.
FBI good boy points: 7
>implying he can't edit (You)s
>implying I would for the sake of this discussion
>implying I wouldn't
>implying we're the samefag
>implying
>plying
>insinuating
I'm going to read Proust. If you need me, I'm reading Proust.
>children are eating not sexualized
>an adult woman with food
>as were other women with food
I see no problem. Get your autism checked for pedoness too
>eating
>none of the pictures are of anyone in the act of eating
>still posting after the horse is long dead
>still defending himself by trying to pass the buck
ok pedophile who has children saved onto his hard drive. i'm sure your complaints have been extremely convincing to everyone.
>none of the pictures are of anyone in the act of eating
lol stopped there. Blatant. Sad.
Why is he throwing up? Why is this normal to them?
>not one image of mastication, or food in mouth
>eating
>trumptwitterspeak
use your eyes
have another photo
no one wants to see any more of your sickening porn. as much as you want acceptance, you won't find it here.
>keeps replying
you know how to stop this if you are really that paranoid
I started writing after I quit jerking off. This worked for over a month as I wrote a lot of sick shit about sex and came in my sleep a lot tho. I jerked off on Monday, but I think I am going to prevail no matter how many Whores OP posts. Don't watch porn, its sick.
Try transcending the genre, like Philip K. Dick. Most sci-fi is trash.
...
Lol
Actually, it's a novella.
What do you mean by reaching? Reaching what? You can't just post a vague one-word response and expect people to understand.
wrong
>writing novels
>performing an action at the current time
i have one thing to say.
>not getting triggered by light sources
it's almost as if you don't care about aesthetics. i bet you read Vollmann.
I need more lucid sex dreams to finish it.
Gtfo you 3D slut, I only love traditional 5d succubi