Ok Veeky Forums whats ACTUALLY the best book because it's definitely not any of these

ok Veeky Forums whats ACTUALLY the best book because it's definitely not any of these

i read all of these and they SUCK

>i read all of these
no, you didn't

Good job getting tricked into reading mountains of shitty jap lit

a thread died for this

Which did you hate the least?

milk and honey

HA! Jokes on you we made that on discord

>Finnegans Wake at 5
WHY

>Nabokov but no Lolita
>Tolstoy's literal WHO book
>Steinbeck BTFO
>Kokoro not I Am A Cat
>No Mishima
>No Bukowski
>No Maugham, but somehow Stoner is top 20?
you contrarian shites make me wanna puuuuuke

but there is mishima you blind retard

also >calling Tolstoy major work a literal who

Lolita isn't even a top 5 nabokov book my little redditor. And I am a Cat is soseki juvenalia.
at least try to contain your plebdom just a little

I wouldn't wipe my ass with Pale Fire. Last time I checked I Am A Cat was one of the best selling Japanese works. You're just being contrite, and your cribbed insults just prove to show how much of a baboon person you are.

just noticed The Sea of Fertility....well you got me there but ain't no way Hadji Murat makes this list when other works deserve the slot

and Harry potter is one of the best selling English works retard

>reading Japanese books

>Bukowski
literally who?

The most shoplifted writer.

>bukowski
lmfao kys

Those are great books.

you need to go back

>fake list
I will never understand what motivates the severely autistic to do things like you do.

Anyway heres the real list

>an even worse list
delete Veeky Forums when?

>No Hemingway
I want the prosefags and psueds /out/

kek right the fake list was a necessary executive action

1. Unironically the bible
2. Divine comedy/ulysses/infinite jest/moby dick tied for second
3. brothers karamazov

Stop reading after this, there's no point and nothing else is worth reading. Slow suicide by drugs is probably best after this point

I want the guy who misspells pseuds out

much better list a few changes though
>Stoner goes, Of Human Bondage comes in
>1984 bye bye, hello The Martian Chronicles
>Portrait can go, too much Joyce as is
>Already know Pale Fire is self indulgent wankery
>Savage Detectives AND 2666? you can only have one
>LOTR - No. Dwarves singing for 1000 pages is not Veeky Forums
>Book of Disquiet - haven't finished reading this yet, but I don't like it so far
>Herman Hesse - Not even once.
>The Road - sides no longer in orbit, sides have ceased to be
>Farenheit 451 - Nah bra, how about Solaris?
>Leaves of Grass - More like leaves of ASS where the Wallace Stevens at? I'd even settle for some Ogden Nash or Ashbery
>American Psycho - what's next? Fight Club? Youth in Revolt?
>seeing a lot of Woolf here and no Brontes....
>Steppenwolf - Just put more Mann in here or something I dunno go fudge yerselves clean