We all agree Novel is the lowest form of literature, right?

>Ulysses
>Lolita
>Pilgrim's Progress
>Call of the Wild
>Jude the Obscure
>Mrs Dalloway

Is a rap metered poetry?

No, it's free verse

It looks like I forgot free verse poetry in my ranking. Include it under journalism.

It's journalism.

It would obviously be included in 'song'

>fuck saying epistolary make it up
>something with beat
>short work explained by title
>okay maybe a longer work but act it out for me
>okay maybe reading people talking to each other but make it snappy
>okay maybe a story where it's not explicitly about something and i need to pay attention to more than the title
>i'm on /mu/ right?
>i like pictures do you know what pictures are did i tell you i like pictures?
>i think sometimes the news exists in a longer form than google news
>thinking about things too. thoughts exist in longer form like thinking about things for long
>oh yeah, books hi Veeky Forums

What the hell are you talking about? Honestly. You sound like you might be the one with sever ADD. Or maybe even psychosis.

Are you stupid?

I don't think so. Why are you being rude to me?

OFFICIAL

>1- The LOGOS
>2- Coffee Table Art Books
>3- Exegesis
>>/powergap/
>4- Novella (longer)
>5- Metered Verse (Spenserian Sonnet)
>6- Restaurant Menus
>7- Metered Verse (Other)
>8- Theatrical Writings
>9- Musings
>11- Novel (shorter)
>12- Bibliographies/Work Cited Pages
>13- 'NoFear' series
>14- All Philosophical Writings
>>/powergap
>15- Text printed on clothing
>16- Novella (standard)
>17- Free Verse
>18- Writs
>19- TV Guide
>20- Sheet Music
>21- Quote Tattoos
>22- Novel (standard)

Because you seem to not realize the poster was joking with you. English is my second language and even I noticed it

GTFO of here, TV guide succinctly sums up most programs that rival the best metered verse

I got the intent but the result was detatched from reality. Right from the beginning, suggesting that the Polymath's Delight is an epistolary novel. Insane.

1. latin metred poetry
2. greek metred poetry
3. free verse
4. rap
5. modern art catalogues
6. medical prescriptions
7. wordpress blog
8. myspace blog
9. italian metred poetry
10. tumblr blog
11. graffiti
12. novel

It is. Novels made up of a combination of documents are epistolary. They don't all have to be letters.

I wouldn't know. I haven't read enough TV Guides and formed this list based more on TV Guide criticism I read for Uni.

>not dividing golden and silver age latin
disgusting

What I'm describing isn't a document that includes thise things. But rather one that internalizes the essence of those things to make something sui generis.

What you're doing is wordsmithing out of ignorance.

>graffiti at 11
How can anyone be this wrong. Roman graffiti was Veeky Forums as fuck
>On April 19th, I made bread
>Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
>Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!
pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti from Pompeii.htm

...

how could someone compare novels to tv guides? a novel is something you made up out of pure imagination just like a demented child whilst a TV guide makes a web of many different types of arguments about subjects of humanitarian imminence, uniting them into a one coherent object. the absolute act of catabolism.

>Let everyone one in love come and see. I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins. If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?
Top fucking kek, Romans invented incel posting

>poetry

Plebs, the lot of you.

Poetry is the least pleb thing you could enjoy, next to photography.

Something annoying about that, like some /mu/fag saying you're to pleb to understand shoegaze or Kanye
Give me my pejorative back, pleb

But u'll be repairing my kids streaming devices

just let that sweet stench of superiority waft over your foul husk of humanity reminding you of the idealism you sold out for capitalist greed

Depressing how many people don't understand this isn't a serious ranking.

sorry but I won't be letting anything waft over me. I don't do anything unless I'm getting paid for it

it must be nice to have 100% control of your life