Post authors who are arrogant but talentless

Patrick Rothfuss

You need to read Nicholas Sparks' thoughts on Cormac McCarthy right fuckin' now.

Litersly kill yourself, you magical realism supporting piece of shit

>Muh mixture of literary-snobbery and detective-fiction
>Muh writer-characters playing of being hard-boiled detectives
>Muh failed poetry, muh poetic prose that lacks metaphoric fire

Seriously, García Márquez is far greater than this hack

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what the fuck did you just say about based artistotle

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>deus ex machina's the shit out of your story

bret easton ellis

and i know ill get shit for it, but i always hated bolano

Jesus

never heard of him, what did he write?

>muh flowery prose to make my stories seem deeper than they actually are
>muh politicians and dictators, I want them to sodomize me so bad
>muh latinmurican caricature of a town: the novel

Whitman

Joyce

unironically this

Any of the Beats