Best fat author

>Best fat author

Was it Chesterton?

Fat people shouldn't write desu, they're worse then women.

nothing is worse than women

It was Dr. Johnson

He's no Rex Stout.

Hemingway.

Either big Sammy as mentioned or big Tommy A.

What did he even write?

Single articles worth more than Hume's bibliography

But saying what?

tripfags need to leave

>not knowing butterfly

newfags out

Why are fat British authors so good? Is this a specific phenotype?

McDonald's on every corner back then.

Are there any good chubby female authors?
I can't think if any. Come to think of it, I can't think of any good female authors either. Weird.

>During the First World War, a disapproving old lady said to him, “Young man, why aren’t you at the front?” His reply: “Madam, if you walk around to the front of me, you’ll see that I am.”

The Rambler
Rasselas
The Vanity of Human Wishes
The Lives of the Poets
Tons of literary criticism

Maybe you should read more.

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i dont really have an answer but it sure as shit is not DUMBASS

I don't think pic related was best, but might as well mention him.

Alexandre Dumas Sr.

I wish Nabokov was my weird uncle

not fat enough.

different question for the thread: who is the fattest esteemed writer?

Aquinas probably

>no mention of Airman Willy

Inflated gut =/= fat.
He's chubby and old. Look at those skinny arms.