GOT FUCKING BLACKLISTED BY A PUBLISHER

>>email him back: Thanks for the advice, faggot. I'll go to someone who appreciates my talents.
Ah I want this to be real.

Listen. I work in publishing in Finland. If you called me a faggot, I would probably blacklist you. Most people will. We have email groups. We keep track of authors hard to work with, racists, dipshits, deadline-missers. Its industry known.

But it's like...also known in every single fucking industry on the planet: if you want to go far, you don't mouth off. What the fuck is wrong with you?

ITS A FUCKING SLIP OF THE TONGUE

I DIDN'T FUCKING MEAN IT
IM NOT A FUCKING HOMOPHOBE, I JUST BROWSE Veeky Forums TOO MUCH

>i-i-i-i-it's Veeky Forums's fault

lol I'm a literal /pol/tard and I can keep my life in order without spewing retarded shit over people who dont wanna hear it

it's not a homophobia issue you dont call people names if you want to work with them

do you go into a job opportunity and call your boss a cuck?

had it coming

really had it coming

this is really important to understand: if you get this level of encouragement in the future(here's a private industry contact! I am literally putting my credibility on the line to shill your manuscript to another person!) you should just roll with it

>>don't throw this opportunity away. Last time I saw a screenplay this good it went for 60-90k tops
lmao they're gonna BIG FAT LIAR you

I wish this was real harder than to not have cancer anymore

what's to stop him from submitting work in the future under a pseudonym?

nothing, but if the work is as good as he claims(and the story is true), then he just fucked himself out of a bestseller due to ego. Imagine JK rowling calling the first person that rejected Harry Potter a stupid fucking nigger lover and kicking him in the balls.

I think we all wish it went that way with Rowling

>Go to job interview
>We like what we see, but we still have a couple of people we like to talk to before we make a decision
>Thanks for nothing, faggots. I'll go to someone who appreciates my talents.
And you act like you're a victim. You brought this on yourself.

Give us the 1st paragraph of this book of yours. It's not like its gonna get published anyways.

God you are such a fucking retard. This better not be real.

And here I thought Veeky Forums's era of humorous misadventures was over.

holy shit

>most educated left and right wingers
>most effortposts per capita
>best fuck-ups & autists
Veeky Forums continues to be the best board.

You will never be published because you can't even begin to formulate a believable story. Case in point: this retarded tale you've conjured up.

Screencap the sent email fag

I’m having a hard time believing such a man-baby could write something worthwhile.

>had it coming
>I would probably blacklist you

fair enough, one thing though - if OP's work is good, your job as publisher is to help bring good stuff to light (insofar as your livelihood has any intrinsic value). you massage the writer's balls while he spooges good content. by most accounts i've heard, Joyce was a huge asshole to a lot of people, but he was a genius. by contrast, you (publishers) in industries ancillary to literatue are employees, you're workers. who are you to judge someone's moral flaws if they're in the 0.1% of the population with artistic talent? yuo don't have talent - publishing is an industry for manqué literati, everyone knows that. are you jealous and enjoy asserting power on those who have the talent that you lack?

>Veeky Forums continues to be the best board.
this. don't know how I used to stomach Veeky Forums

This just means OPs work was not good enough to tolerate being called a fag.

What if you're a talent agent and you see someone who's fucking around all the time and rude to other actors and to you, while belittling the work you put in to get them roles?
You'd have to be either a desperate agent or they'd have to be a really fantastic actor to overcome the bullshit that comes with working someone like that.

OP's probably not telling us, but I'm sure he wasn't the most cordial besides this one slipup

...okay, yeah that's true, but here's some truths about publishing:
>We live in an age of twitter activism, where an author without an established fanbase going around calling people faggots = lots of books sitting unsold on shelves
>Nobody's work is good enough that you can put up with abuse like that, unless you're ESP or psychic and know it will do harry potter shit then you won't take the risk.
>good shit might just not sell, and why take the risk for an asshole?

>You'd have to be either a desperate agent or they'd have to be a really fantastic actor to overcome the bullshit that comes with working someone like that.

Funny story, in hollywood, lots of good actors with lots of appeal get dropped for acting like fucking retards. There's a reason why Christian Slater's career died

>this is the best the world can offer in a website community

Life keeps finding new ways to disappoint me

Just tell them:
>Hard to work with? Why? Because I'm a homosexual? Get ready to be sued for discrimination.
Now they will believe it's ok for you to use the word fag. Bad news is that you will have to pretend to be a fag for the rest of your life.

Your only mistake was apologizing

Don't worry, he's had plenty of practice "pretending" to be one.

Stop trying hard to be funny

how did you write a good novel with that level of autismo can you post an extract so we can have a taste

well done

I don't understand all the hype around this game.

>kike
>sjws
>faggot

Maybe if you weren't like this things would go better for you.

I don't even feel sorry for you.

Protip: 95% of popular games are popular just becase of their marketing hype tactics. Not saying they are bad games, but this is fact.

ive already had enough of fortnite and i have literally no idea what it even is other than, video game, arena, guns, many players i think??

it's the new paradigm for video games

basically you get a bunch of normie streaming e-celebs who consume the flavor-of-the-month video game for no other reason than everyone else is streaming it as well, so they feign interest and enthusiasm in the game and all their minions follow suite, causing a mass inflation of and unsustainable popularity for the game in question. it is then left on the wayside as soon as the next game comes out and the streamers start streaming that, and so on ad infinitum

video games are now just another casualty of mainstream consumerism and will be developed accordingly. sad times

post manuscript

>mfw i red this bread

I've tried and tried to be active on Veeky Forums, the rampant autism is physically painful sometimes..

Ahahahaha Veeky Forums is the best board please let this be real

This post should be your screenplay.

I didn't even notice that you wrote faggot desu.

That means your brain is as memed up as his

prove it, screenshot some of the emails and post them here. redact all the identifying info ect

You must have missed the thread about the kid who started using “Intellectually dishonest” and his family trolled him.

>who are you to judge
opinion discarded

Link to that thread please.

>Publishing in Finland
Te vitun kusipää hinttarit julkaisetta aivan vitun hävyttömän paskoja käännöksiä englannista suomeksi, mistä vitun pirkkalipastosta kaivatte teidän suomenatajanne, vittu Google Translate tekee parempaa jälkeä. kortistoon suotasitte joutua mutta tavis kadulla ei osaa englantia sitä vähääkää että tajuais kui vitun paskasti lukemansa teksti on suomennettu

KYS

>slip of the tongue
>that I typed out in an email and consciously hit send

It's the first major console release for this series since the PS2, and MH was a huge deal when it first came out. I like it, but it's currently pretty fucked and I won't play it until I read that the bugs have been completely ironed out. I get server issues on release, but putting out an update that stops people from saving? Unacceptable.

There's your non-meme reply.

Ah yes, Veeky Forums, "the smartest board", so easy to troll lmao

>I FUCKED UP!!
>Yeah thats what it looks like
>I'M ONLY PRETENDING!!
über troll

why does this whole post look so funny

Not OP, but how do I go about getting my book published?

If this is real you're a dumb motherfucker who should've just worked on the screenplay. Screenwriters don't even get this opportunity that often.

please someone screencap this so we can share it in the Veeky Forums memorable posts threads

Monster Hunter is pretty good. Not played World yet but looking forward to it. Try MH3 if you have a 3DS or WiiU. Good clean monster-tracking and hunting fun.

what do you mean you keep track of racist? do you control the social media of wanna be authors in order to see if they post racist stuff? or it's because they're so retarded they simply call niggers in emails?

In on LARP thread

Let me guess your screen play was about WWII from the point of view of Hilters dog?

Linking to the archive would be intellectually dishonest

Time to change your name idiot.

I unironically hate niggers and homosexuals and I would have "blacklisted" you as well for writing that.

>you're beign intellectually dishonest little doggy

writing it then blowing up a building

there's a huge difference between talent and genius. I guarantee you if he sent a portfolio of fragments from a bunch of different projects that shows he has not only a discerning ability to create plots, characters, & awareness of themes but also has a deep understanding of language(s) & their history they would suck his dick regardless of how many times he called them faggot. But if that was the case you could just hand out manuscripts on the street and you would probably end up with a career in a few a months.

Publish with a different name, become anonymous or something.

also a genius would most likely have thought of a much better insult than "faggot" and would have never landed himself in that position anyways.

Says you, you fucking faggot

I think I might sent Bantam a link to this thread just so they can pass it round with your real name attached.

That is if this wasn't bait, which it absolutely is.

For the record, I thought this thread was gay as hell.

>I DIDN'T FUCKING MEAN IT
IM NOT A FUCKING HOMOPHOBE, I JUST BROWSE Veeky Forums TOO MUCH

so you spend too much time talking and acting like a homophobe and pretending that it doesn't matter because you don't really mean it. it was just kind of fun to pretend for a while. you are a homophobe but you're too oblivious to even realise it.

>>email him back: Thanks for the advice, faggot. I'll go to someone who appreciates my talents.

so after the guy pushed you to a movie agent out of nothing but, apparently, good will, you called him a faggot and acted like a huffy bitch

please be real
please
I want to know that a human being this fucking dumb exists

You must be lying.

Can I somehow get in contact with you? Im a finnish student, been working on my novel for quite a while now. I feel like I dont know anything about the actual publishing process and discussing anything related to it with you would be viileetä

That misses the best part which is OP trying to defend himself and explain that he’s not retarded his parents adjust aren’t smart enough to be on his intellectual level

He is just another subhuman "white", if "white" even exists.

What about this?

I saw a couple of those threads. Of course, they outed themselves as pasta by the rapid succession of recurrence, but the OP did stay on thread and I learned a bit during the discussions.

but we all had a good time regardless, so is it even trolling or just storytelling at this point?

>sent it into bantam books
tips on this step? do you just cold-email them?

>I'M NOT A FUCKING HOMOPHOBE
Grow a pair kid, fucks sake you're one of the most pathetic anons I've ever seen. And I've been browsing Veeky Forums since the 70s.

And you publishing kikes stop being such cunts as well. Not the expecting authors not to call you faggot part, but
>we keep track of authors hard to work with
ok
>racists
If it's not affecting business, how is that of your concern? Are you 8 or something?

>racism
>If it's not affecting business
are you stupid or what, of course it can affect business

It's their company they do whatever the fuck they want u dumb commie

>anyone who criticizes a company is a commie
You've got a lot of brain cells to grow

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oh wow literally the exact same happened to me except everyone stood up and clapped at the end.

>It's the first major console release for this series since the PS2
I think there was a Monster Hunter for the Wii U. I don't play video games anymore but I remember playing it.