Can you please stop reading books by dead, white authors?

Can you please stop reading books by dead, white authors?

women were a mistake

I'm not a woman so this twitter curse does not affect me muahahahahhaaa

i don't know enough about their burial conditions to tell if their bones are blackened or bleached user, and i'm not desecrating the graves of great authors just because you think that will help me hang out with the living. i don't think anything about this is a good plan to be honest OP. it might even be illegal. reconsider yourself and don't go at my shelves or shovels.

get out and consider posting on reddit instead

I unironically agree. Women should embrace their femininity, and blacks should embrace their blackness. The literary world would be better off for it.

because if we need one thing in literature it's more racism sob stories and rupi kaur vagina poetry

If you can bring them back to life I will.

Good thing I'm a man so I'm allowed to read whoever I want

>company has built a massive corporate conglomerate printing press solely through re-translating, re-printing, re-editing, and most importantly, copyrighting hundreds of "classics", the vast majority of which are written by dead white men
>tweets with a strong implication of supporting women and blacks
pretty fucking hilarious top-meme-tier advertisement move by the penguin boiz imho desu

Seriously, why are women so stupid? What has to happen in your life to be this retarded? Is it really this bad for us that in order to be called real men by some idiots like Jordan Peterson that we have to introduce ours penises, tolerate and form a family with these beasts who think that everything is an attack to their sex and at the same time think of themselves as equal and in most cases superior to men? They're worse than those people who think that life is a competition and see everything as a way to prove how better they are in comparison to others, that's how I see women and it wouldn't be bad if they only compete with other women, but they now they also compete with men. Imagine MEN competing not only with other men but also with WOMEN, can you believe how utterly stupid our sex would look like?

Ban women please

stop trying to make me join gravedigging clubs, user. buy your own shovel.

Women were one of the few things Evola was completely right about.

Why is she targeting other women for choosing to read books by dead white male authors? Does she not believe in their agentive capacity?

Women, when given full speech powers, are just ridiculous. Now all the muslim and antiquity norms for women make so much sense.

I've only ever really met one woman like this in real life and nobody liked her. It's really hard for me to believe these people actually exist.
There are plenty of good female authors and poets but I don't see why it has to be an either/or thing. You can see all sorts of differences in style and focuses between the sexes and it's quite nice to have that variety without bitching about the old greats.
People like this would probably want to rip Middlemarch out of a woman's hand and replace it with a recommendation of Rupi Kaur. In fact I'd love to see that tried as an experiment to spot the plebs.

wouldn't Penguin especially be part of the problem considering they own literally everything?

This.

>What has to happen in your life to be this retarded?
They found feminism.

>(usually dead, usually white)

>I've only ever really met one woman like this in real life and nobody liked her

Nobody like feminists(and their alies).
With a good reason.

Oh? There are a ton of good books by female authors, let's see what she recommends:
>contemporary, self-indulgent trash memoir-novel
>a scientific defense for vaccination (?!)
>a history of the "underground feminist abortion service"
>trash contemporary poetry from a "queer Cubanx-American poet and K-12 educator from the Bronx"
>a contemporary novel about a drug-addled slut (no really, that's a self-description!)
>a contemporary novel about lesbians who draw cartoons

Such wasted potential! If you want women to read books written by women, how about these:
>Near to the Wild Heart, Clarice Lispector — an erotic, batshit bildungsroman of a young girl with a daddy complex
>the poems of Anna Akhmatova — one of mother Russia's premier poets, a blaze of wit and longing
>Mathilda, Mary Shelley — yes, another book about father-daughter incest, brought to you by John Milton's greatest fan
>Kristin Lavransdatter — an erotic medieval epic written by a Nobel Prize winner (back when they meant something)
>The Pillow Book, Sei Shonagon — a 10th century courtier's diary desu senpai
Not to mention the fantastic, scalding fiction done by Flin-Flan and Carson McCullers, the precise insights of Em-Dash Dickinson, a whole history of religious mystics (Julian of Norwich, Teresa of Avila, etc.), the Imagists, female classicists, and so much more! For someone who champions diversity, that woman's list is dull, uninspired, lazy, and relatively homogenous.

They exist on Twitter, and only on Twitter.

There's a ton of great Catholic women writers.

>Clarice Lispector
>liking Clarice Lispector

Eww.

>why is the English canon full of dead white people from England?

kek

I'm a girl (reading a book by a dead white male at the moment) and I find her attitude extremely annoying condescending. Most other girls I know would agree. I have met people like her before and in real life they prefer to stay in their own bubble.

wow isn't it weird how all the books have to do with sex and feelings about sex?

it's basically catholic virgins and dykes are most of the good ones

that's all a women can know and understand

Her later work was well worn shit, but I found her debut captivating.

Both my list and hers are, in large part, about sex. The difference is, the authors on my list had a voice and a message. Hers is all about the Xanax-numbed Brooklynites who have yet to have the painful realization that someone other than their selves is real.

>I'm a girl
yay!!

I almost punched my monitor, you're right tho; i have no way of coping with the truth about women, I can't in good conscience lie to myself about them but I know there's basically nothing there but vagina tingles and solipsistic self-narrativizing

> queer Cubanx-American poet and K-12 educator from the Bronx

imagine being such an unremarkable fuckhead that you have to wring everything you can out of everyday words to inflate your status like this

>no rachilde
>no colette
we can do better than that user

Patrician taste desu

These are great posts, and this is coming from a Patriots fan.

/thread

Generally, autistic women or those with similar mental illnesses are not like that — but it's a whole 'nother can-of-worms.

I was going to put "The Other Woman" up but it's in my backlog desu. No idea who Rachilde is, though.

On the inside, I am a grill too
I am fucking hot I tell you.

These ideologues and their garbage of "uh, male whities" are the power-grabing cabal of poor taste pieces of shit. They don't know good female writters and neither matters to them, because the only literature they know is the XXI century YA and selfcentered garbage that book industry spill today.
Why do you think majority of writters of this are women? And them they tell others to read the garbage books they like, of course, after they use their ideological lens.(although there are good ya out there)

Dunno, I tryed her two times and I wanted to kms, maybe I will look her up one more time because your comment gave me the will to try again, op.

I mean, user*

>No idea who Rachilde is, though.
She's a French hysteric who wrote a book called Monsieur Venus which is her reliving her mother abusing her father while also trying to blame a ghost writer who nobody had ever heard of, TP, and using the pseudonym of the Swedish ghost she used blame swearing on as a child, Rachilde, to publish without getting traced. She was traced.

What did you read by her? I think the thing that separates her debut from her later work is that she writes a lot of free association — when she was young, it felt organic; as she aged, it seemed rehearsed.

The absolute madwoman. Wikipedia has her in the same breath with Rimbaud and early Huysmans, so I'll slog her on the backlog too.

I don't know if you are from Brazil or not, and I only know the name in portuguese for sure, either way, I will post in both langues. I started with "A Hora da Estrela"(The Hour of the Star[i think, dunno with way it got translated into english]), and after that failed, I gave a time and failed again.
It felt realy forced the things she wrote. I read it in a early age, maybe thats why I didnt get it, but idk, I think I simply disliked it.
I think I also tryed another book of hers, but cant be sure of it because I dont realy remember the name or circunstance.

I speak English, but when I said her later work was shit, I specifically was thinking of "A Hora da Estrela." Through no fault of your own, you found the worst representation of her work. Treat that book like a nun — drop it like a bad habit. It gets better, user.

And people will act surprised when young start goosestepping in some pro-white paramilitary organisation.

I can't wait.

>It's going to happen any day now, my fellow Aryans
Nobody cares about race except losers like you. Why don't you go back to where you belong?
t. white male, 18 yrs

heheheheh
can't wait till you get forcefed redpills kid

>18 years

I, too, was young.

Alright user. I will look for more works from her.
I actualy read it because I was in middle school and we were studing her.
People said "A Hora da Estrela" was her best work, but when I read it, I was like "How people like this?" and ever since, I was unable to try her.
But will look foward after your words. Glad to know that someone who likes her actualy says to me I started by the wrong book.

Never gonna happen the way you want dude.

The problem is that sjw's are actualy making people go nazi. If people are saying far-right politics is because far-left politics is everyday fucking with the common person everyday more.
Dont think that it is impossible for these numbers grow even more, when people feel left by their govs and institucional (like is already happening in the West)they tend to find anyone who days will act for them.
Thats why we need to fuck with the progressives and their garbage.

>dude, redpills
You make me so glad I went through the mentally incapacitated phase before I reached adulthood.

>The problem is that sjw's are actualy making people go nazi. If people are saying far-right politics is because far-left politics is everyday fucking with the common person everyday more.
>Dont think that it is impossible for these numbers grow even more, when people feel left by their govs and institucional (like is already happening in the West)they tend to find anyone who days will act for them.
>Thats why we need to fuck with the progressives and their garbage.
Please, just go back to /pol/. You don't belong here.

>Anna Akhmatova
Sounds interesting. What translation should I read?

>You don't belong here.
Veeky Forums is multicultural, bigot.

YOU don't belong here

>Please, just go back to /pol/. You don't belong here
>implying I browse/pol/
>implying I said something that didnt already happened in history
Mah dude, you truly don't get it right?

shut up this is a thread for catholic waifus and crazy lesbians

he means when biological differences in human neurology along sexed, racial and phyisognomic lines become widespread knowledge. as in when DeMore’s manifesto becomes common knowledge and the /pol/ crime stats+genetic determinism+.8 genetic influence by 22 for g+low conscientiousness and ADHD+female neuroticism and low genius density at the far end of the bell curve+mandatory intelligence tests for STEM which will be all jobs basically+markets and privatization taking over+the history of socio-biological development of the races are all well known you’re fucked, or your grasp on reality will get fucked
he doesn’t mean that he’s a mong midwit rw faggot who thinks redpills are like MOSSAD DID 9/11 hurr and Hidler wuz rite because he’s a fucking peon, but what i said is all true and you’re not going to like it when figures of authority make policy with that knowledge in mind nigger

let's hope so

uniforms are hot

>Hot dominant aryan men in Hugo Boss uniforms
Patrician taste friend

what percentage of Veeky Forums users are LGBTQ, probably at least 33% right?

Dear god. Never read such bullshit before.

Found the triggered regressivos, kek.

Wrong board loser

Literally the only good female author in history was Virginia Woolf and she is both dead and white.

blind hatred is not a culture
why not
Ok, English is obviously your second language. Veeky Forums means literature and it is for discussing literature. /pol/ means Politically Incorrect and it is a board for discussing politics. You're discussing politics and so you should go to /pol/. Jesus.

I can sorta understand why some people might be bothered by the whole "White" thing.

But why are so many people stuck up on the "Dead" part?

Why the fuck does it matter if the author is dead or not? Literature is about works of art that can survive the single life of any one person.

not into blonds tho
>LGBTQ, probably at least 33% right?
yeah i'd say about a third of the times an average user's had sexual contact, they have been weird letters. but sometimes you're drunk you know?

It's not blind. It's very precise and reactionary. Looks like you have some growing up to do.

Whites are dying. (and that's a good thing)

Is the reason.

Keep ofended.
You sayign I am a /pol/tard dosent change the fact I am not, and the fact that I do support multiculturalism is enought to prove it.
I just dont support sjw's
Like yourself, it seens.

That's just your warped opinion and regardless of whether it is blind it is still not a culture.

dead people don't charge you as much for their books because they don't read them any more and they don't need to pay bills.

>Ok, English is obviously your second language. Veeky Forums means literature and it is for discussing literature. /pol/ means Politically Incorrect and it is a board for discussing politics. You're discussing politics and so you should go to /pol/. Jesus.

Okay user, just because you asked nicely.
It's just that I like to reply people who are too fucking retard to call me /pol/tard or bigot.

nobody supports SJWs we just want to talk about how dykes and catholic chicks have sweet prose because they're used to chicks and god rejecting them just like dead white gay men

Run that through Google translate you fucking moron.

The implication is that they wrote for an audience of contemporaneous white men, so they're not going to be relevant for the non white and male readers of today. Not that I agree, just that's the justification.

come now, virgin user, highsmith didn't get turned down by a lot of chicks or gay men. but then she was a sociopath who probably didn't believe in god, so maybe i'm just leaving the plot boost that gives you affect my memory of the comfiness of her prose. it could be the memory of her tits too now i'm looking in my authors folder

NEVER.

Ara, ara...Okay... I will be honest, I went over the board. Sorry Veeky Forums, will keep the topic of the board. My bad.
Lately I have been on edgy, my bad, my bad.

>Ara, ara...Okay... I will be honest, I went over the board. Sorry Veeky Forums, will keep the topic of the board. My bad.
we'll forgive you if you post feet

D-does it need to be mine?
I-i am shy... Nyron~~

stop being such a girl and post your feet or a relevant author's feet. nice dub btw

Feels good being a white man who can pretty much read whatever I want and not be expected of much else. Is this the power of white privilege?

They're bothered by the dead part because it's a reminder that all good western authors throughout history are white males

you're going over the board again

you have no idea what's about to happen my nigger, tread lightly in the next few decades if you're ugly, psychotic, black, a woman or a brainlet/weakling of any kind. They're coming for you

read more you ignorant amerilard. it's all gay porn fart jokes and pony training that makes canon.

Okay... But now you guys know that I am actualy a dog on the internet. Keep this a secret please, desu

Okay, now I stop overboarding.

I hate this species of pseud so much, even if you're joking, that aside, I still despise this way of trying to reduce Veeky Forums or phil to "inside jokes between us silly people xD"

What the fuck penguin.
you were legit

Here you go, you deserve it

(you)

underrated

I read her in Russian, so I'm not familiar with the translations. Let me get back to you on that.

100% negative replies to that tweet, so much for your internet ghettos technocrats - but then I saw this and realized no, the end is still near

based peterson has succeeded where stormfagging has failed; actually redpilling women

...

they're actually regular themes in the greeks and there's comic references to them in pleb plays like pantomines into the 20th C. the people who read classics all throughout the development of the western canon aren't making these jokes because there not at the basis.

ffs, anyone who's read chaucer knows the miller's tale is the one with the butts. and yes, i modernized the spelling for you, and put in a "zee" for you, ameritardo
i think we've gone to deep. if anyone asks claim spousal privilege. adieu
you too buddy

seriously though, djuna barnes was the best prose stylist of the moderns and SJWs won't read her because the one compete book describes jews and lesbians accurately. she was right to keep the unexpurgated ryder from us once we censured it. best waifu, better than evelyn waugh

no Veeky Forums has started telling me i'm not a robot i'm getting better, plus i think it's meant to be an alien not a robot.