So I have this co worker who's heavily into Northern and Western European history. He made a claim that...

So I have this co worker who's heavily into Northern and Western European history. He made a claim that, according to research, the Picts were actually a Germanic culture and related or even interchangeable with Saxons.
However, he has a dubious background as a neo-nazi and he couldn't (or wouldn't) name his sources so I became suspicious. On the other hand, I am still curious, because it could very well be that I had missed out on some groundbreaking new discovery since I don't really keep up with the latest history newsletter.

Can anybody on this board here deliver sources or confirm this claim? Or was he just full of shit because of Völkische Propaganda?

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The celts were black, and i'm seriously not joking.

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Were? They still are.

>he couldn't (or wouldn't) name his sources

We don't know much about them, but there's literally nothing indicating Picts were Germanic and everything indicating they were Celtic. The relatively small Germanic contributions to their modern descendants' gene pools can be attributed to Norse and Saxons settling nearby.

As far as I know, every current ethnicity and nationality belonging to the Modern Human genome is descended from originally black or brown people as the origin of the Modern Human is assumed to be on the African continent or somewhere in the middle east - At least that's where we have the oldest dated archeological discoveries that exist of a common ancestor.

So I don't exactly understand how this is in any way a meaningful statement.

According to some mythological accounts, there was a migration of raft people from Iberia, which is tanned people at best, not outright black.

Well, that's what I knew of the matter, as well. I still thought it best to ask people who might be more versed in our current state of historical research, because I was genuinely confused on some level.

That was the generally accepted view for a lot of history until experts said "no"

>As far as I know, every current ethnicity and nationality belonging to the Modern Human genome is descended from originally black or brown people as the origin of the Modern Human is assumed to be on the African continent or somewhere in the middle east - At least that's where we have the oldest dated archeological discoveries that exist of a common ancestor.
No he's literally retarded.

>Native to Scotland since recorded Roman times
>the same as the Saxons who invaded England from mainland Europe after the West falls
???

Your coworker is retarded

next

the picts held no formal contact with any Germanic folk, and we don't know what their language was because they were the most savage of the folk native to Great Britain. It is most likely that they were some Brythonic speaking celtic folk, but the notion that they were germanic makes little sense.

again, it was once the common belief that they weren't even Indo-European, so we cant be certain since we know little about them.

>The idea that the Picts were Germanic was invented in the 18th century by a guy called John Pinkerton.

Pinkerton was insane. And I don't mean that his ideas were stupid or he was stupid or anything, he literally had a mental illness. He went full REEEEEE a couple of times when actual historians discredited his work.

>Pinkerton very much wished to purge his country's history of all Celtic elements. In this aim, through two works, the Dissertation on the Origins and Progress of the Scythians or Goths (1787) and the Enquiry into the History of Scotland preceding the reign of Malcolm III (1789), he developed the theory that the Picts were in fact of the race of ancient Goths, that the Scots language was a pure descendant of the Picto-Gothic language; and, moreover, that the Gaels, or Highlanders, were a degenerate impostor race.

Even at the time his ideas were so bafflingly incorrect that people treated them with "violent disgust". This was at the height of Nordicist racialism, mind you. People whose ideas have long since been discredited, were discrediting Pinkerton's ideas themselves.

I mean look at this shit

>in an effort to advance his theories, Pinkerton turned to comparing Celtic and Germanic philology. He wanted to show that Scotland's Celtic placenames were not Celtic at all—many of these attempts being discredited by modern and contemporary scholars. Pinkerton thought, for instance, that Aber (as in Aberdeen) came from the German über rather than from the Celtic for confluence of a river, and likewise, that the Gaelic word Inver (equivalent of Aber) was a borrowing from Danish.
He was a cartographer playing at being a historian. His ideas were worthless.

Brandon? I'm not a Neo Nazi, maaaaan

>neo-nazi
>claims x white group that he admires for one reason or another is actually german

Doesn't take me too long to figure that one out. To say they were interchangeable with saxons is pretty absurd, their language was documented as being very similar to the Britons, and we have DNA studies that show the Islanders NON-GERMANIC genetic history is mostly still intact despite the language and cultural er... enrichment

Weren't American natives of North American Coast into heavy tattoos too?

Coincidence?
I think not.

Literally every barbaric people was into tattoos or body modification. That's what happens you have no decent clothing to signal status.

They were a Celtic people related to the other Celtic Britons. Germany influence only came into what is now Scotland after the Saxons and Norse arrived. The view that the picts were germanic is revionist history favoured by lowland Scots and the English. Most Scots even the lowlanders are a majority Pictish and Gaelic mix with some Norse sprinkled around especially way up north and in orkney and Shetland.

germanic people had decent clothes though. And used fur to signal status. Surely these people in scotland couldn't have been walking around with much skin exposed or they would get frost bitten or freeze to death

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>Albania
>Kosovo
>Turkey

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>american education

Picts dressed more or less the same as the Gaels and Britons, as far as we know. A long tunic, a cloak, bare legs, sometimes shoes.

>Picts
>Dressed
Pick one

How the fuck is this shitty pseudo history thread still up?
Why do people keep bumping it?
Are you all literally retarded?

celts were black pygmies. "fomorians"

Are you retarded?