How the fuck do I solve this? I'm on the brink of a disaster

How the fuck do I solve this? I'm on the brink of a disaster.

Cum on it.

I don't fucking know dude, maybe rebind it?

Matter is imperfect. You cannot evade its decay.

whats the matter

>2018
>still doesn't exclusively read ebooks

you reap what you saw

>he reads ebooks
top pleb

oh yeah why don't I read 50 pound bricks that fall apart as I read them

only old people, retards, and teenage girls buy books these days

why buy books when you can borrow them for free?

Be serious. This is no laughing matter.

why borrow books when you can download them in seconds?

because then I actually have a book

Stop it kids. Everyone will have his cookie.

you don't though

ebooks kek

>I dont like books, therefore they're for oldfags and hoes.

that's the primary demographic, yes

Gaaawd who cares what the superior form of book publishing is according to some dumb teenager on the internets

i'm 23 tho

this is a 28+ board bub

yet you act like 12

>I'm 23
>thinks paperbacks fall apart as you read them
You're laughably retarded.

I'm the one in favor of real books m8

Luddite.

>he doesn't exclusively read first edition clay tablets
top pleb

luddites resent new technology because they're worried about, missing the point that automation and increased production creates more demand which creates more jobs
I favor real books because they are the superior product

oh you're the brainlet
should have guessed

Yelling 'b-but I'm big already' is a typically childish behaviour.

You literally can if you have enough faith in God.

ebic

Then write 'expectat resurrectionem' on the spine of the book. Problem solved!

Why did you open it wide enough to break the spine? There's no reason to flatten a book out on the table while you read it. You've reaped what you've sown.

I solve all my issues like this by throwing money at them. I would just find this as an excuse to purchase a brand new and better edition of the book.