These are the top 20 books of all time

These are the top 20 books of all time.
Guess what, your favourite books aren't on the list.

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Normies should be deleted t b h

sucy / diana > akko > ursula > lotte

Top magical waifus of all time.

Guess what, your favourite magical waifu isn't on the list.

I've read all of them (naturally) but I disagree that hunger games sold be placed above Harry Potter

i think those are either best sellers or books rated by normies. either way the bible and the quaran easily outperform those pieces of shit in both sales ( or influence ) and quality, and that's just off the top of my head. most western canon books are both better and sold better than those pieces of shit throughout history

>I've read all of them
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> normie rating system
> a strong 10 if they liked it a bit
> a strong 1 if ew i didn't like it that much
> normie rating system is also utilized on Rate Your Music, Discogs, IMDb, Metacritic, Rotten Tomatoes

The system never fails.

See also: over-exaggerated reactions with little evaluation.

Example: WORST BOOK EVER OF ALL TIME FOREVER. BEST BOOK EVER MY FAVOURITE MY OPINION IS OF MERIT.

>The top 20 books of all time according to children brainwashed by capitalism
Whodathunk?

> my favourite book Les Miserables is on there

hm nah suck my dick op

Les Miserables is one of my favorite books. That's it, though.

>not a single black person
Racist much?

The Book Thief is bretty good.

OMG THEY TREATED MINORITES SO BADLY BACK IN THE DAY
>Gives 1 rating
ughhhhhh can you believe they had to eat the same thing everyday SO BORING
>throws book in trash
like wow it takes 3 days to deliver a message down the street this book is so slow
>lights book on fire
*insert classic book* ugh the movie was better than this
>menstruates on book

>t. female

How many pages can you read per hour, Veeky Forums?

It's that I had to read it for english class. It's one of the better books compared to the other mandatory books...

Depends on the writers gender/race.

Dorian Gray is GOAT. Everything else ranges from mediocre to shit.

> Les Miserables
> mediocre to shit

Wrong.

The movie was comfy.

> Pride and Prejudice
> mediocre to shit

Wrong.

Let's say it's written by a fucking white male.

> Wuthering Heights
> mediocre to shit

Wrong.

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland is the only redeemable one on that list

how come the whole narnia and lord of the rings series count as one book but only one of the harry potter books gets in?

also pride and prejudice and wuthering heights are fucking awesome, so fuck you haters

See:

but the lord of the rings books are my favourite books

>no meme of the new sun by grandpa gene

>LotR, Animal Farm, Hitchhiker's Guide, Les Miserables aren't among my favourite books

>the Bible outperforms Twilight in influence and quality
Oh, really? I don't think your fucking post outperforms Twilight in anything, though.

>implying I care what millenials think is a good book

>implying you aren't a millenial as well

>implying he isn't a teenager

it's millennial
MILLENNIAL
TWO FUCKING NS
jesus fuck

Don't you mean peoplestruates on book?

>go to goodreads
>check out any work of classic literature from the iliadd to, Hamlet, Don quijote, in search of lost time to Moby Dick
>AT LEAST one of the 10 or so top reviews is a 'meme' review full of quirps le' funny anecdotesfrom their own life and extremly condensending and shallow reasoning for them grading it a 3/5 instead of 5/5


good i fucking hate that hehe le'goofy hipster goodread community

>TWO NS
There's no "s" in "mileniall" you stupid sperg.

>go to Veeky Forums
>check out any threads about classic literature from the iliadd to, Hamlet, Don quijote, in search of lost time to Moby Dick
>AT LEAST 10 of the 10 or so top threads is a 'meme' threads full of quirps le' funny anecdotesfrom Jordan Peterson's life and extremly condensending and shallow reasoning

good i fucking hate that hehe le'goofy alt-right Veeky Forums community

Personal anecdotes as parallels are one of the highest forms of understanding of literature, since it's about recognizing the meaning of literature and managing to find examples of how the meaning translates into real life experiences despite the obvious differences between your life and literature. It's that kind of understanding that gives literature meaning beyond entertainment.

if this is your biggest problem, kys

As chosen primarily by thirty-something women with a 102 IQ.

Or some people are just so self-absorbed the world is nothing more than a mirror for them.

You mean like how internet book reviews are nothing but a mirror of your own perceived intellectual superiority?

>any review site
>"review" is a schizophrenic discussion of something completely unrelated to the work at hand, that ends with a smug 1-sentence quip about it
RateYourMusic is even worse about this
>post criticizes something hugely reviled within the community
>start screaming about the alt-right
Get help

>>post criticizes something hugely reviled within the community
Same about Veeky Forums, literally 6 peterson threads in the catalog right now

No, I'm just tired of the narcissism endemic in most women and I say this as a woman. When you're older you'll see it more. Provided you aren't a solipsist brainlet yourself that is.

Your highly ironic post has given me more sexual satisaction this week than porn has.

>implying it dosen't change the fact that what I said isen't true either way
I am 22. I don't think this is teenagerie.
Oh shut up, whatever.

This,
millennials are 24-40