What's the most Veeky Forums beverage?

Take tea out of there and your on to a winner.
Tea is for socials (like high tea) not for reflecting and self discovery...

What did you expect? This isn't exactly a topic which lends itself to nuanced discussion

Kopi Luwak

Chai tea maybe. Short espresso is still superior.

Coffee and brandy

Anglos can suck on their leaf water

Unironically.

>MILKSHAKES
youtube.com/watch?v=vG7MRp5CiQk

No. It is the drink of the consumerist masses. Come to SA with that shit and I'll deck you brah

kratom

Enjoy the addiction and withdrawal for a shit high.

enjoy getting your information from reddit

>Come to SA
lol no thanks I don't want my head cut off for merely walking down the street, dumb monkey

Please make room for the only correct answer.

>Tea is for socials (like high tea) not for reflecting and self discovery...
What's this Gaijin filth?

Eat a chinpo you yellow fevered bastard.

>pretending ur not consuming just as much, or on par with, those consumerist masses by purposefully excluding it from ur diet

kys desu

is that water rhibozomatic?

>Coffee in the morning
>Tea and water throughout the day
>Beer for the early evening
>Liquor (vodka/whiskey/gin, noting else) or wine at night

This is easy stuff, but it will be on the exam.

mediterranean coffee

heh, nothin perssonel, frog

omg i LOVE coffee. I can't start my day without it. I am like a ZOMBIE if I can't have a cup of coffee. ughhhhh! I need iiiit!!!!

>Hello welcome to Tim Hortons

Yes can I have a triple triple please :3

Mead. Kvas. Hemlock. (In that order.)

Mariani wine
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vin_Mariani

>love coffee
>douse it with sugar and milk
>from Tim Hortons

Nyet.

who /coffeeaudiophile/ here?

>chemex knockoff pourover set
>really good beans from local roaster
>goofy thick travel mug w/ a little box of pancakes and/or biscuits
>belmonts

you can read northrop frye only under these conditions

tea with a hint of schnaps and laced with LSD

Apple Cider Vinegar

Gin and tonic with 125 milligrams of high purity cocaine and 12.5 micrograms of LSD, to be consumed with absurdist poetry while making love to your contemporary vegan homosexual teenage boy lover, in a converted industrial-loft apartment in either a) London (ironically), b) Hamburg or c) Tokyo.

It's like you plebeians don't have the faintest idea about the literary lifestyle.

instant coffee
pepsi max
pilsner
tap water from your own well

>haha no talking to me before I've had my coffee!
I said good morning Janet, not asking you to do calculus you stupid bitch

Yorkshire (Gold) tea.

Why are the French so insufferable?

>coffee
>any alcohol
>diet coke

It's the drink of the aging hippies that are also catholic and superstitious

t.colombian

>Chai tea maybe. Short espresso is still superior.
fuck you. Chai spiced dark coffee you coward.

test

laudanum

coffee + l-theanine

According to what I've been drinking while reading these days, tap water and beer.

>drinking alcohol while reading
fucking why
makes it harder to concentrate and appreciate your book to the fullest

I need some alcohol to make me feel something, just a little, to actually be emotionally engaged in my reading. I don't get black out drunk.

Seek professional help

As not a morning person, I'd rather start off the day with a commitment to a mathematical problem than some cunt who can't shut the fuck up while it's still early. Hello. Hello. Like we didn't fall asleep in the place yesterday

user, do you know how much doctors drink?

I will eventually. I think.

coffee+brandy

so close!
instant coffee
cream soda
weizenbock
water pulled up in a bucket from a well you've dug by hand

>All these peasants not knowing the glory of puerh and oolong

your concentration peaks around 2-3 units of alcohol, or something

Bushmills Whiskey

Lunch would be that kind of edgy; milkshake edgy.

sup reddit (i am too)

GUAYUSA

>As much caffeine as coffee
>relaxed energy because it also has l-theanine and theobromine
>naturally sweet delicious flavor
>no tannins so no teeth staining
>known for inducing lucid dreams in regular drinkers
>twice as many antioxidants as green tea
>contains all the essential amino acids plus potassium, magnesium, calcium, zinc and chromium, and vitamins D & C.
>impossible to overbrew, can be reused many times

water

sounds similar to yerba mate

this

Black coffee no cream no sugar. Anything else is for faggots.

this

Nailed it

Diet Coke and Absinthe

>reduce blood flow to brain
>this is a good thing
Lmao @ caffeine fags, the only way they can function is if they blur out their miserable existence.

ITT–tealets not understanding the difference between "tea" as the british drink and actual tea as drunk in asia.
Hint: if it comes in a bag it's garbage.

Expensive Single Malt Scotch

It is always the creature. It gets in you and makes you into something new again.

The virgin tea, the Chad coffee.

Caffeine is a stimulant user, it does literally the opposite of "bluring out your existence"

if you unironically drink soda, you're gay

I've had way too much coffee today, lads. Feeling weird. My brain is in fast forward mode right now and the rest of me can't keep up.

Black coffee with nice 80% dark chocolate side snack.

He's referring to South Australia, not South Africa.

Open two (2) Vyvanse gels, dump the powder into a 40 oz. metal container of iced, black coffee.

After drinking this brew, be sure to drink plenty of water throughout the day. Cigarettes not necessary, but welcome.

Okay, I'll give you puerh

don't blame them - americans don't know shit about good tea (admittedly brits generally don't know either, but to a lesser degree)
tea can be fucking amazing, but most people only ever had shitty teabags with low-grade tea that have been sitting in the magazine and the shelf for a year or so