Any books where the main character masturbates more than 3 times a day everyday?

Any books where the main character masturbates more than 3 times a day everyday?

Not until you finish your autobiography.

fucking delete this...

Blue Velvet

In Search of Lost Time

I read swann's way and he doesnt talk about playing with his pee pee

The narrator talks about frequently jacking off in his "little room" at the top of his house in Combray. There's a description of him wiping his cum on some currant branches trust through the window. I don't think he explicitly mentions masturbation after that (on vol 3), but you know the narrator's doing it like, 20 times a day like Proust did IRL.

I recently moved out of my parents house from a neet situation and got a roommate and after hearing him fuck in the room over I can't get off to porn. The reality that you're watching people fucking instead of having this vicarious sexual experience ruins it, and rightfully so probably. Either way my dick's broke.

Yeah, good catch. If I remember right, he puts it euphemistically, like "It was the room I went to for my solitary pleasures" or something. In a fucking faggy way like that. Well-written, though.

Haha

The exact term is "sensual pleasure" and he mentions it was the only room in the house he could lock himself in (page 14 of the modern library edition)

ha

can confirm I also imagined masturbation

Probably in Portnoy's Complaint, though I haven't read it.

my diary desu

What do you mean your dick is broken?

I can't squeeze the sweet icing from it

MY

the act of posting a meme one capitalised word at a time comes from /pol/ (or maybe /int/ but definitely not Veeky Forums) and honestly makes memes like my diary far less funny desu
just post the full thing and don't be autistic about it

DIARY

The Absolutely True Diary of a Part Time Indian

posting a meme one word at a time comes from Lankyposting you stupid fucking faggot. Consider suicide.

HE

HAS

NO

>not masturbating to still images of girls

Get the girl's used underwear and fap to it when they fuck next time. Boner will be fixed. I guarantee it.

>/pol/ was his entry board

The Elementary Particles. There's two main characters, one of them masturbates a lot. I think he even says the number is/was more than three times a day.

Seconding this

DESU

mi puto diario

>Proust fapped a lot too
Am I gonna make it guys?

if you want to end up a retarded invalid like Proust maybe

Ulysses Leopold Bloom was the original literary masturbator, but he was circumcised so I don't know if it counts

>he was circumcised so I don't know if it counts

Do you think Jews existed for 3000 years without masturbating?